Mood:

Now Playing: The Used-Bulimic
Topic: No Peanutbutter & Jelly

Sure, you have freedom of choice.
The sickness has finally hit me.
9 months without a single cold virus and now it's here and wants
to kick
my ass. We'll see. I would just like to send a shout out to all
the germ enablers, virus hosts and the like.
Without you, this illness would not be possible. Did I say,
"Thanks?" Oh well, probably because I am not
all that greatful for it. Fuck all. But I will be covering the
facts about germ/virus spreading today. Hope it
informs you people of what not to do when you're sick, namely,
going around other people to spread the
joy. It's HELL. And I have people to take care and no, I don't
get paid time off, or time off at all for that
matter. The resentment slowly sets in and all I can do it spread
it back, pay it forward. Dumb asses.
? Contrary to popular belief, cold weather neither increases your susceptibility nor alters the course of a cold. ?
The Cold Hard Facts:
> Once outside the nasal passages, the cold virus can survive up
to three hours on inanimate objects and skin.
> The flu is an acute respiratory infection caused by a virus.
The virus is spread through airborne droplets of
respiratory fluids when a person coughs or sneezes.
> Colds can occur year-round, but are most common during the
fall and winter.
> Children under 17 years of age catch an average of five to 12
colds per year
How to prevent your nasty disease from spreading:
- Since colds are caused by
so many different viruses, the immunities you develop to
one virus won't
protect you against other cold viruses. While there are no sure ways to prevent a cold, the following
precautions may help you to avoid catching a cold. - Wash your hands frequently; this is the best defense.
- Stay away from people who
have colds, especially when they sneeze or cough.
Most colds are picked
up either by hand-to-hand contact, or by inhaling the infected droplets from a cough or sneeze.
Sick Words:
- germicide, n. - substance that kills germs
- hydropathy, n. - treating diseases with water
- iatraliptic, adj. - relating to the curing of diseases by means of unguents
- klendusic, adj. - able to withstand disease due to protective mechanis
- lazar, n. - leper or person with similar pestilential disease
So, as you can see, I am full of
resentment and HATE HATE HATE it when people get me sick! I am
absolutely
dreadful when this happens. I believe I shalln't go any further
on this matter as I feel I have made my case.
Happy thoughts for today...
just to sort of make up for my hostility.
Be
happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like......night.
On the other hand....you have different fingers.