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deja entendu
Monday, 8 November 2004
Ho Ho Holiday Madness
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: Amazingly, I am not listening to anything right now!!!
Topic: This aint no tree!


The world is black
And hearts are cold...

Another week and that much closer to Christmas. Oh, joy... the power of spending. A great money
holiday with all the trimmings. It is not even about Christmas anymore, it's about buying crap for
people who don't need any more crap to begin with. Maybe socks are necessary, and just maybe
new underwear, but do we need a holiday to buy that? No... you were going to buy it anyway, so
church it up with a fancy title?

The tradition of the Christmas tree was started in Germany. But do you know why? Well, In the 7th
century a monk from Crediton, Devonshire, went to Germany to teach the Word of God. He did many
good works there, and spent much time in Thuringia, an area which was to become the cradle of the
Christmas Decoration Industry.

? In 1836, Alabama is the first state in the USA to declare Christmas a legal holiday. ?

Legend has it that he used the triangular shape of the Fir Tree to describe the Holy Trinity of God,
the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. The converted people began to revere the Fir tree as God's Tree,
as they had previously revered the Oak. By the 12th century it was being hung, upside-down, from
ceilings at Christmas time in Central Europe, as a symbol of Christianity.

The first decorated tree was at Riga in Latvia, in 1510. In the early 16th century, Martin Luther is
said to have decorated a small Christmas Tree with candles, to show his children how the stars
twinkled through the dark night.

? Most artificial trees are manufactured in Korea, Taiwan, or Hong Kong. ?

In the mid 16th century, Christmas markets were set up in German towns, to provide everything
from gifts, food and more practical things such as a knife grinder to sharpen the knife to carve the
Christmas Goose! At these fairs, bakers made shaped gingerbreads and wax ornaments for people
to buy as souvenirs of the fair, and take home to hang on their Christmas Trees.

The best record we have is that of a visitor to Strasbourg in 1601. He records a tree
decorated with "wafers and golden sugar-twists (Barleysugar) and paper flowers of
all colours". The early trees were biblically symbolic of the Paradise Tree in the Garden
of Eden. The many food items were symbols of Plenty, the flowers, originally only red
(for Knowledge) and White (for Innocence).

Ok, now that we have covered that, let's move onto other things, shall we?

Religiously Speaking

? agape, n. - selfless Christian love; a feast in celebration of such love
? baetyl, n. - magical or holy meteoric stone
? cacaesthesia, n. - morbid sensation
? diamante, adj. - glittering; decoration using glitter
? epiclesis, v. - calling on the Holy Spirit to consecrate the Eucharist

It's A Fact!!!

  • The Puritans in America tried to make Thanksgiving Day the most important annual festival
    instead of Christmas.
  • In 1643, the British Parliament officially abolishes the celebration of Christmas.
  • 6 December is St Nicholas's Day - the first of the gift giving days, especially in Holland and
    Belgium.
  • The sharply pointed leaves were to symbolize the thorns in Christ's crown and the red berries
    drops of his blood. Holly became a nativity tradition

That is all for today. Yeah, I am lazy... so!?!?!

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Posted by punksoup at 7:52 AM CST
Updated: Monday, 8 November 2004 7:54 AM CST

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