Mood:
mischieviousNow Playing: Dalis Car-Create And Melt
Topic: Idiot's Parade
Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
Happy Thursday! I see some of
you are wearing yellow, STHUPER! (As in Super, with a homo-type
lisp "sthuper".) It
looksth awsthome on you! (There is a reason for this. But I will
explain later.) Let's review the answers to yesterday's
Almost All True Quiz!
Almost All True: (a), (b)
and (c) are true. Which means (d) is FALSE. They all sounded a
little far fetched, and I, myself
did not know the answer until last night and thought it was
probably (a).
Is it animal cruelty to dye your poodle?
I think it is particularly cruel just to be a poodle. They are
permed rats, thats's what they are. Nasty little dogs, always
bearing their teeth and yapping at people.
Anyway, I was in the beauty supply store Monday and there was an
older lady inquiring about which
would be the best dye to use to make her dog purple. I did find
myself laughing but when I realized
this lady was all to serious, I told her which dye to use so as
not to harm her evil little critter. So, is
that animal cruelty? Imagine if you will, not a poodle quite as
large as this, but a poodle nonetheless.
I was just wondering. So would
you dye your pet? Dog, cat, rat, whatever the pet is, or do you
think
that it is just wrong?
I am not sure how I am to believe this story, but it is allegedly true:
McDonald's franchisees in Cape Girardeau, Mo., Brainerd, Minn., and Norwood, Mass., recently began outsourcing
their drive-thru order-taking to a call center in Colorado Springs, Colo. Thus, a Big Mac order shouted into a micro-
phone in Missouri gets typed into a computer in Colorado (and a digital photograph of the customer's car is taken
in order to reduce errors) and then clicked back to the originating restaurant's kitchen, which has the order ready
in less time (30 seconds less, on average, with fewer errors) than the average McDonald's takes.
[International Herald Tribune-New York Times, 7-19-04]
? In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined. ?
The Meaning of Color:
RED
In Russia, red means beautiful. The Bolsheviks used a red
flag as their symbol when they overthrew the Tsar in 1917. That
is
how red became the color of communism.
GREEN
In the highlands of Scotland, people wore green as a mark
of honor.
BLUE
Blue was used as protection against witches, who
supposedly dislike the color. (I hate the color, myself)
PURPLE
In Thailand, purple is worn by a widow mourning her
husband's death.
YELLOW
It is said that homosexuals wear yellow on Thursday as a silent
way to indentify one another. But here is a fact and not a myth:
In tenth-century France, the doors of traitors and criminals were
painted yellow.
WHITE
The ancient Persians believed all gods wore white. (Don't
they?)
BLACK
In China, black is for little boys. Blue is for little
girls. (I thought pink was for boys in China.)
? In the United States Pine Street is the most common street name - not Main St. ?
Vocabulary? Why? Then we will cover some grammar from The Lord of the Rings.
- besotted, v. (1) - made drunk; Merry besotted Pippin with the finest mead.
- cony, n. - rabbit; Smeagol loves fresh cony for breakfast.
- durstn't, v. - dare not; Samwise durstn't wake Frodo for he needs his rest.
- flummoxed,v. - bewildered, disconcerted; Smeagol was flummoxed in his fruitless search of the precious.
- mead, n. (1) - an alcoholic drink made from honey; Hobbits love mead and merriment.
- semblance, n. - appearance; The semblance of the Nazgul frightened the hobbits.
Do you think maybe you can use these today without repeating the aformentioned examples?
This ends
today's entry. I hope you have learned something even if it means
not dying your pets or ordering from a McDonald's
in Brainerd, MN which is 137 miles from Fargo, ND, don'tcha
know!?! Oh Gad!
Thursday, October 14, 2004 12:37 PM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com
Is it "fashion a la mode" to dye your dog the color of your hair? Is this confined to the "55 and over
get a free coffee with their Filet-o-Fish after 10am" crowd? Maybe your experience will start a new
trend.....skinheads can have skinhead dogs....we could patent this.....call that number and find out how!
I found myself besotted by the flummoxed cony; the semblance of his blood to mead made me feel that
I dursn't deny myself the pleasure.
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Thursday, October 14, 2004 4:30 PM CDT
Name: taquito
E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net
well hello there
i was think about how i durstn't smoke for it is a bad habit
and i am also flummoxed at
the semblance that adults put on when they smoke thereby making
their children think smokin is an ok
habit. don't know if it sounds good but it does for me. adios
-the mexican-
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Thursday, October 14, 2004 5:51 PM
CDT
Name: VM
E-Mail: vm7573@hotmail.com
http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymilonakis.com/crispy.wmv
lol
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Thursday, October 14, 2004 8:39 PM
CDT
Name: ChristOnASpike
E-Mail: torirocks@msn.com
Yay for animal
rights! he same day that I began a petition for the students
right to choose whether to disect
or not, and not be puniched for ethical or religious believes.
So, If your dog freaks out, don't dye him that is
just mean damnit, and their skin is much more sensitive to
chemicals than our is.
HHMMMM WORDS! I
besotted me dog one time on accident. Cony are for eating all
your lettuce and hopping
away like nothing happened. I would never drink mead, I don't
want that made out of honey crap. I flummoxed
many people today with Sadie.
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Thursday, October 14, 2004 9:12 PM
CDT
Name: X or Macrae or whatever...I cant re
E-Mail: macrae85@hotmail.com
Gee golly, I
thought everyone who was anyone dyed their doggies! Hmmmm.....our
little dog Frodo would look
nice with a blue mohawk.
This just in: Hewitt Associates in The Woodlands, TX will now be
taking all drive-thru calls for Jack in the Boxes in
Tennessee, Vermont, Washington and Puerto Rico.
