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deja entendu
Sunday, 17 October 2004
A Most Bungled Execution of Amphigory
Mood:  surprised
Now Playing: Joy Division-Disorder
Topic: Gathering Storm Clouds

K is for Kate, who was struck with an axe.

Merry Sunday to you all! Looks like you'll be resuming your daily grind tomorrow whether it be work or
school. Some of you get to go back with a higher status, Yippee for you! For those of you in school, be
thankful you do not have to go back to the fourth grade! Although that may sound way freakin' better than
high school at this point. I wish I could go back to high school. But my youth is fading and I cannot fake it
anymore. Maybe I could have 6 years ago... Oh well! I will be alright, who needs the drama anyway, right?!

? Genghis Khan killed his own brother in an argument over fish. ?

OK, I think yesterday went rather well. We ended up on Montorse and Westheimer! There were vendors set
up all along Westheimer and there were people walking about everywhere. The weather was nice, but could
have been better. It was not so cool outside, but it was alright. We didn't stay long in that area and ended up
at First Colony mall where we went directly to Hot Topic. I go in there for the clearance section and there is
this awesome deal right before mine eyes! Both my cousin and myself scored a good deal and chatted it up
with the coolest Hot Topic employee ever! Anyway, I added these to my collection at a very attractive price.
Attractive, like bordering on perversion!

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, Willis!

Let's just dive into the learning aspect of the bliggity today!

Vocabulary

  • ergroid, adj. - crude; devoid of politesse
  • floit, v. - to flaunt sexually
  • dipsonate, v. - to force alcoholic beverages on another person
  • abdolatry, n. - fashionable irreverence
  • osantine, adj. - of or pertaining to oozing

Be creative and use them in your response, as always!

"Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore." - Malcom Muggeridge (1903-1990)

Undesirable Facts

  • French President Felix Faure (1841-1899) died during sex in a Paris brothel (whore house.) Faure's
    death sent the woman into shock and his member had to be surgically removed from her.
  • When King John of England found out that his wife Isabella had taken a lover, he had him killed and
    his corpse strung up over Isabella's side of the bed.
  • The schizophrenic German composer Robert Schumann had two imaginary friends called Florestan
    and Eusebuis, who gave him ideas for his scores. Schumann died in an insane asylum.
  • From childhood the Victorian nonsense poet and artist Edward Lear suffered from what he called "the
    Demon" - epilepsy - and "the Morbids" - manic depression - both of which he always maintained were
    the result of excessive masturbation.
  • The Saxon king Edmund Ironside had his reign curtailed when he sat on a wooden lavatory (toilet): an
    assassin hiding in the pit below twice thrust his longsword up the king's anal passage, embedding the
    sword in his bowels and killing him instantly.

And now you are fit to face the day having gained immeasurable lengths of knowledge, no matter how grossed
out you are. Good day! Let no one ruin it by commenting on the freshness of your lemon cream pie scented hair.

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Sunday, October 17, 2004 11:02 AM CDT
Name: Christonaspike
Home Page:
http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail:
Torirocks@msn.com

No, you don't want to go back to highschool, now if you are going and don't mind failing, or being in just regular
classes and not advanced or AP or Honors, then feel free to go back.

My doll is so awesome, my dad was like "i don't want to touch that thing" Lust floits herself. I think she would
dipsonate every one of the guy dolls.

Who is this Malcom dude?

I have imaginary friends, their names are peitry and smeagol. :)

Eww lemon cream pie scented air, gag.
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Sunday, October 17, 2004 9:39 PM CDT
Name: X
E-Mail:
macrae85@hotmail.com

What are the names of the new dolls? I love the pajama dolly!
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Sunday, October 17, 2004 9:48 PM CDT
Name: X
E-Mail:
macrae85@hotmail.com

The pajama doll is Sloth. I clicked the dolly like a smart girl and read the site addy duh.


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Monday, October 18, 2004 12:26 PM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

I guess I am the one that qualifies by going back to work with the higher status, he he he.  Let me point out to you all
that Nosferatu and his victim (whom I have named Bitsy) are the property of yours truly, as my blogmistress purchased
them for me, yes that's right, ME!  I digress.  What is with the sexual and bathroom humor today? 

Ugh Monsieur Faure, c'est un pauvre histoire pour l'histoire.

Have you ever met one of those people who floit and who have that unique osantine quality to diponsate?  I know one such
young lady who has an ergroid abdolatry for all naysayers!


Posted by punksoup at 8:51 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 19 October 2004 8:20 AM CDT

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