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Topic: Gathering Storm Clouds

K is for Kate, who was struck with an axe.
Merry Sunday to you all! Looks like you'll be resuming your daily grind tomorrow whether it be work or
school. Some of you get to go back with a higher status, Yippee for you! For those of you in school, be
thankful you do not have to go back to the fourth grade! Although that may sound way freakin' better than
high school at this point. I wish I could go back to high school. But my youth is fading and I cannot fake it
anymore. Maybe I could have 6 years ago... Oh well! I will be alright, who needs the drama anyway, right?!
? Genghis Khan killed his own brother in an argument over fish. ?
OK, I think
yesterday went rather well. We ended up on Montorse and
Westheimer! There were vendors set
up all along Westheimer and there were people walking about
everywhere. The weather was nice, but could
have been better. It was not so cool outside, but it was alright.
We didn't stay long in that area and ended up
at First Colony mall where we went directly to Hot Topic. I go in
there for the clearance section and there is
this awesome deal right before mine eyes! Both my cousin and
myself scored a good deal and chatted it up
with the coolest Hot Topic employee ever! Anyway, I added these
to my collection at a very attractive price.
Attractive, like bordering on perversion!
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That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, Willis!
Let's just dive into the learning aspect of the bliggity today!
Vocabulary
- ergroid, adj. - crude; devoid of politesse
- floit, v. - to flaunt sexually
- dipsonate, v. - to force alcoholic beverages on another person
- abdolatry, n. - fashionable irreverence
- osantine, adj. - of or pertaining to oozing
Be creative and use them in your response, as always!
"Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore." - Malcom Muggeridge (1903-1990)
Undesirable Facts
- French
President Felix Faure (1841-1899) died during sex in a
Paris brothel (whore house.) Faure's
death sent the woman into shock and his member had to be surgically removed from her. - When King
John of England found out that his wife Isabella had
taken a lover, he had him killed and
his corpse strung up over Isabella's side of the bed. - The
schizophrenic German composer Robert Schumann had two
imaginary friends called Florestan
and Eusebuis, who gave him ideas for his scores. Schumann died in an insane asylum. - From
childhood the Victorian nonsense poet and artist Edward
Lear suffered from what he called "the
Demon" - epilepsy - and "the Morbids" - manic depression - both of which he always maintained were
the result of excessive masturbation. - The Saxon
king Edmund Ironside had his reign curtailed when he sat
on a wooden lavatory (toilet): an
assassin hiding in the pit below twice thrust his longsword up the king's anal passage, embedding the
sword in his bowels and killing him instantly.
And now you are
fit to face the day having gained immeasurable lengths of
knowledge, no matter how grossed
out you are. Good day! Let no one ruin it by commenting on the
freshness of your lemon cream pie scented hair.
Sunday, October 17, 2004 11:02 AM CDT
Name: Christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com
No, you don't
want to go back to highschool, now if you are going and don't
mind failing, or being in just regular
classes and not advanced or AP or Honors, then feel free to go
back.
My doll is so
awesome, my dad was like "i don't want to touch that
thing" Lust floits herself. I think she would
dipsonate every one of the guy dolls.
Who is this Malcom dude?
I have imaginary friends, their names are peitry and smeagol. :)
Eww lemon cream
pie scented air, gag.
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Sunday, October 17, 2004 9:39 PM
CDT
Name: X
E-Mail: macrae85@hotmail.com
What are the
names of the new dolls? I love the pajama dolly!
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Sunday, October 17, 2004 9:48 PM
CDT
Name: X
E-Mail: macrae85@hotmail.com
The pajama doll is Sloth. I clicked the dolly like a smart girl and read the site addy duh.
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Monday, October 18, 2004 12:26 PM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com
I guess I am the
one that qualifies by going back to work with the higher status,
he he he. Let me point out to you all
that Nosferatu and his victim (whom I have named Bitsy) are the
property of yours truly, as my blogmistress purchased
them for me, yes that's right, ME! I digress. What is
with the sexual and bathroom humor today?
Ugh Monsieur Faure, c'est un pauvre histoire pour l'histoire.
Have you ever
met one of those people who floit and who have that unique
osantine quality to diponsate? I know one such
young lady who has an ergroid abdolatry for all naysayers!