Mood:
not sureNow Playing: VNV Nation-Serial Killer
Topic: A Fungus Among Us
Evil is an exact science.
As you could see by the pictures, we are living in what seems to be a gruesome crime scene.
I have been asked how we are able to get away with this. Well, thus far, it has not been brought
to my attention that it needs to be removed. I am hoping it is permitted to remain through the
holiday, which is the reason it exists to begin with. Fake blood, chalk and some easy do-it-yourself
signs make it all possible. Did I mention the decrepit looking victim poised in a metal chair at the
door?
Maggie the Dead
It never occured to me that TGIF
really meant Thank Gandolf it's Frodo! Afterall, he did save
Middle Earth and Gandolf did find him. So, yes, TGIF! And not too
soon, no!
I slept late this morning. The
pain of waking made slumber so much more attractive. I do feel
refreshed and ready to kill this day! But to be fair, the first
thing I read this morning was an
email with a link to ananova.com with an artical on Avril Lavign (gag) who wants
so much to
play Courtney Love in an upcoming movie because, "[She] is
really nice and a great mom. It
would be an honor to play her." OK, I don't know if this
pseudo-rock girl has been living in a
cave somewhere deep in the isolated confines of Canada for the
past 13 years, (shit, strike
that that alone makes her ignorant) but I know damn well that Ms.
Love is a terrible mother
who doesn't have her kid, has a nasty drug addiction and will
throw down at any moment to
fight someone. She is a horrible example of a human &
furthermore, nothing that a mother of
a teenage daughter should be. I guess I would be suicidal, too if
I had to put up with that, but
I know she had her hand in on the demise of Se?ior Cobain.
ANYWAY... politics.
? It was the Celts, not the Druids, who built Stonehenge. ?
Let's not try to get the blogger
started so early in the morning with such ferocious subjects.
I had wonderful plans for this days entry and now I am just
livid... allow me to cool off while
you all enjoy this:
3? Not-So-Victorian Things About Queen Victoria
1. She was a
lousy parent. She loved sex but did not like that it led to
babies, who she once
called "nasty objects."
2. She was a stalking victim. "The Boy
Jones," as he was known, young Edward Jones first
broke into Buckingham when he was 15, remained for three days,
going through the royal
kitchen personal effects of the Queen.
3. She was kicky. In her earlier years, she
loved to gamble, drink and could get a bit rowdy.
3?. Her name is a byword for eroticism. By the
time she died in 1901, she's been around so
long that everyone thought she was wonderful and wonderfully
proper. So why is it that the
most common name in the history of Playboy Playmates? is
Victoria - more poplular than Kim,
Cindy or Jenny?
? In 1659, England fined people 5 shillings if they were caught celebrating Christmas. ?
MENSA for your
enquiring mind. There are only two commonly used English words
from which
one could make from DRIBA. RABID and BRAID. However, I did see
BAIRD which is a common
last name. Kuddos to you! Now, use your PUNKY POWER! This one is
gonna be hard!
This slightly jumbled version of
a nursery rhyme has had all of its vowels removed (ha ha, it's
been disenvoweled!) and the words have been broken up or down
into groups of three letters
each. Replace the vowels to decipher the sentence.
JCK BNM BLJ CKB QCK FRT HLG HTJ STC HNG DND THR DSS LCK.
Good Luck!
Perhaps you don't smell like
roast beef today and maybe it's Cheetos?. Whatever the case
may
be, you must know that you look most terrific in your polyester
golf pants and oh so chic butterfly
collar shirt with 50% polyester 50% spandex blend for a nice
close fit, taylored after the infamous
wardrobe of the former Mike Brady.
Have an awesome day and blog on!
========================================================Friday, October 8, 2004 12:00 PM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com
Okay so with the
proxy error ruining the party, I cannot see the pics that are on
the blog, only "hosted by Tripod"
images, so I have lucked out today. I hope I didn't make
the Blogmistress' morning to bad with the ananova.com
link I sent....
To be fair to be
Queen Victoria, she did hate babies...not the babies per se but
the way babies looked, "like little frogs".
She resented childbirth and called it the "shadow side of
marriage" and made her feel "like a cow". To
some of her nine
children she was an excellent parent...to others she was selfish
and rude, especially after the death of her husband.
The only part of
the rhyme I can get is "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick"
I thought the rest of the rhyme was "Jack jumped
over a candlestick" so I guess my daycare was not correct.
Can I smell like flamin hot cheetos...and how did you know I was wearing that today!?!?!?!
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Friday, October 8, 2004 4:20 PM
CDT
Name: ChristOnASpike
E-Mail: torirocks@msn.com
JACK BE NIMBLE
JACK BE QUICK FROTH LOG HIT J STC HANGED AND THREADS SLICK.
gah I give up!!
Gott sei dank, Heute is Fritag, aber ich muss jetzt fur SATs
studieren.
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punksoup says:
Gott sei dank, Heute is Fritag, aber ich muss jetzt fur SATs
studieren.
God is owing to, today is Friday, but I must study for SATs now.
