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Wednesday, 20 October 2004
Avenging the Demise of the Mallomars
Mood:  bright
Now Playing: Laibach-Jesus Christ Superstar
Topic: They eat Mallomars


Is it better than a sharp stick in the eye?

Happy Hump Day to all. Another hot, summer day in the middle of October. I suppose it's easier to accept
just knowing it will be passing soon, though it is not quite soon enough.

Hey! I started an interactive do it yourself story yesterday and only got one addition to it. What the hell? You
can't help? Are you "too cool" for interactive do it yourself story writing? No! Bring your creativity to it. And
ONE person used the vocabulary words yesterday. So, that leaves the rest of you sitting there silently, twid-
dling your bums, cheeky monkeys. Just for that, I am jumping straight to ...

Vanishing Vocabulary

  • coffin-ripe, adj. - on the verge of death.
  • anthropotomist, n. - one who cuts up or dissects a man; an anatomist [Greek] anthropos,
    man, and tomis, one who cuts.
  • miribilist, n. - one who works wonders; formed on Latin miribilis, wonderful [1500s-1600s]
  • carroty, adj. - annoyed, angry, after a scolding or mishap. Quick temper is said to go with
    red hair.
  • jemmie duffs, n. - weepers, so called from a noted Scot of the 18th century, who live in
    Edinburgh. His great passion, to follow funerals in mourning costume with orthodox weepers.

? For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more. ?

Horror Movie Facts:

  • In Army of Darkness the skeletons are wearing helmets used in the American Civil War and in World War I.
  • One more for Army of Darkness, during the final battle a man in a T-shirt and modern shoes charges in with
    Henry's army.
  • When watching Friday The 13th watch when they first roll the dice in the Monopoly game, they show the dice
    is 1-2, but it's announced as "double sixes."
  • Scream was originally called Scary Movie and Scream 2 was originally titled Scream Again.
  • The blood used at the end of Carrie was actually corn syrup. Good to know, huh?!

? Swans are the only birds with penises. ?

Are we going to continue the story today? I will put the context of yesterday's part and hope like hell you have something
to add. So, please take that into consideration when you respond today! Buenos Dias!

Deep in the wranglands? of Peppergate, there loomed an obscurity in the air, much slampant and imposing with ...
a green mist and a foul stench, reminiscent of the bogs of Peppergate Forest.? Limping through the brush, a frail old woman ...
burdened by the weight of a pale containing verter-water?, recently extracted from the grave of her beloved, wandered
hopelessly searching for ... the path that would take her back to her home, a home long since vanished when the roots of the
trees consumed what they felt was rightfully theirs. The journey to her beloved's grave was long and treacherous, compounded
by the fact that the accident she met ....
left her hopeless and nightfoundered? for fear she too, would be absorbed by the Deadciduous Grove.

---'Spike...Where does this go?

a talking worm named Samuel. And he tried to climb up her leg and eat away at her stitches. But he couldn't do that, because
then her leaves would fall out and she would have no legs to walk on. So she decided.....

? water found in the hollows of tombstones.
? distressed for want of knowing the way in the night.

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Wednesday,?October?20,?2004?8:28?AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail:
theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

I guess, from reading the blog and the resulting posts, that I am the only one who contributed to the story
and used all of the vocabulary!? You people seriously need to contribute and expand your knowledge base.?
Better not tell PETA about the swan fact; they might actually find someone who considers a delicacy and
meet them at the door with a hammer

The anthropotomist, who fancied himself a miribilist (but in all actuality was coffin-ripe), became carroty when
being fitted for his own jemmie duffs.

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Wednesday, 20 October 2004 - 4:15 PM CDT
Name: Christonaspike
Home Page:
http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail:
Torirocks@msn.com

I don't even understand the story, too many big words.

I believe one day when I am really old, I will be coffin-ripe and an anthropotomist will cut me up. I am feeling a bit carroty today.

What if I don't like my beer foamy, because I actually want to be able to drink it.
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Wednesday, October 20, 2004 6:22 PM CDT
Name: -the mexican-
E-Mail:
taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

don't have anything to add to the story and heres a sentence with a vocabulary word   I am known to be a miribilist to my friends
cause i wonder about a lot of weird stuff.   -the mexican-



Posted by punksoup at 7:25 AM CDT
Updated: Thursday, 21 October 2004 8:21 AM CDT
Sunday, 3 October 2004
A Supplimentary Inquest of Enlightenment
Mood:  surprised
Now Playing: Magnetic Fields-Meaningless
Topic: They eat Mallomars

You are here.

Dreary, glooming day #2. What sort of luck is that? Noooo sir, I love it. If it were a scoatch less
humid outside, it would be 'un ciel merveilleux de misere.' Oooh la la, francais!

What are "whippet bitches?" It sounded so funny that I actually took the time to find out and here
are the results of that search!

The Whippet was developed at the end of the 19th century through crossing among the
Greyhound, the Italian Greyhound, and the Terrier. Its name derives from the expression
"whip it" meaning to move quickly. The Whippet looks like a small greyhound.

Who cares about that, right? Well, something even more interesting is this: (Satisfied Curiousity.)

Frederick the Great, who never slept with his wife, was rumored in later years to have been
romantically attached to his pack of Italian whippet bitches.

Have you ever noticed that when I have person listed in my blog that their name links to their history
on wikipedia.com? It's true. I even have words linked to dictionary enteries so that you are all able to
thoroughly condition yourselves for your clever response!

The Rennaisance Festival has begun! It opened for the season yesterday. I cannot wait to go. It is the
best thing about TX. Check out that link and see for yourself.

Some very interesting facts to be absorbed by the reader like an underwater sea sponge.

  • In 1892, Italy raised the minimun age for marriage to girls to 12 years old.
  • During WWII, Germany offered Arizona, New Mexico and Texas to Mexico
    to change sides.
  • In 1962, Josef Goebbels demanded that Hitler be expelled from the Nazi Party.
  • Ho Chi Minh was once a pastry chef for the Ritz-Carlton in NYC and a photo
    retoucher in Paris.
  • Technically the first American president was John Hanson of Maryland.

Riddle me this...

  • The riddle that stumped Homer, spoken by Greek fishermen, drove him to suicide and goes like
    this: "What we caught we threw away; What we didn't catch, we kept."
  • The Babylonians believed that riddles could teach and were preserved on clay tablets that probably
    served as a schoolbook and one of the oldest is this: "What becomes pregnant without conceiving,
    Who becomes fat without eating?"
  • A riddle from the bible, found in Jacob 14:12-20, talks about Samson's seven-day wedding feast/
    bachelor party and offered rewards to those who could answer, but demanded the same rewards
    for himself if they failed. The riddle is: "Out of the eater came something to eat; Out of the strong
    came something sweet."
  • A riddle with no answer appears in the Islamic Koran (as well as other writings) and were refered to
    as "koans" - such as, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" - There is no logical answer, it is only
    meant to open your mind.

I will provide you with the answers to these riddles in tomorrow's entry.

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Sunday, October 3, 2004 11:26 AM CDT
Name: christonaspike
Home Page:
http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail:
Torirocks@msn.com

I think homer needed something better to do with his time. LMAO ot would so funny
if hitler got kicked out of the Nazi Party, lmao!



Posted by punksoup at 10:37 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 5 October 2004 8:52 AM CDT

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