Mood:
rushedNow Playing: The Tear Garden-Valium
Topic: What have you to impart?
I have recreated this ancient Chinese secret sauce!
Would you like to know what really sucks? I think I am inviting the wrong people to come here.
Sure, some of you stop by, but the majority of (oh, yes, my favorite endearment) fuck-alls who
are asked to enlighten themselves on a daily basis (who probably need it) just sit and say nothing.
N O T H I N G . . . So, if after today you do not get a link to this bliggitiy blog blog, consider your-
self free of my torment.
Please excuse my churlishness. Ignorance is bliss, you know.
Riddled by
yesterday's subject? Here are the answers to the foreboding questions. Please
remember
that the mind and sense of humor did not work the same way then
as they do now and you may not
find them funny:
- The riddle that stumped Homer:What did the fishermen keep? Lice, which they already had.
- The Babylonian riddle: The thing that "becomes fat without eating" is a rain cloud.
- The Biblical riddle: The answer to Samson's set-up question is 'honey out of a lion.'
Every one of these words/terms/phrases were born of the Koren war:
- police action
- airstrike
- chopper
- buy the farm
- M.A.S.H.
- hooch
- brainwashing
Cease and Desist
The joys of the
telemarketer, calling with their inquisitive dialogue. Here are some
highly effective
measures to terminate the call:
- Answer the
phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set
the receiver down, scream,
"Oh my God!" and then hang up. - Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times
- Insist that
the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke.
"Come on, Leon, cut it out!
Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?" - Cry out in
surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how
have you been?" Hopefully,
this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could
know you from. - If the
company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out
blood? Can you get out goat blood?
How about human blood?"
Ok, so the
vocabulary is not intended for use in your response. It's just
interesting that they were coined
during that period of time. All of this was really for nothing
today. Have a great day, and might I add that
you look splendid?
Monday, October 4, 2004 3:07 PM CDT
Name: the mexican
E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net
so wat do the words " i am a rude bitch " have to do with todays blog - the mexican -
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Monday, October 4, 2004 4:54 PM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com
I don't know
that I got an email this morning so I thought to respond before I
am cut
off from blog citizenship....and all the fuck-alls know who they
are.....I for one did not
know those words came from the conflict known as the Korean
War.......and I personally
love to catch telemarketers off guard....I life to give them all
of my information and tell
them to call back and then tell them I DIED....or that I can't
make that decision for the
account holder....and they left abt 2 weeks ago and have not come
back yet....but the
goat blood is classic!
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Monday, October 4, 2004 5:54 PM
CDT
Name: christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com
LMFAO HOOCH!?!?
haha OOH OOOH, for the phone people act like you speak
German, or
start telling them about your problems (made up and
dramatic) and crying. Might I say that
I have much adulation for you keeping this blog up!
