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deja entendu
Saturday, 25 September 2004
Festive Foils from the Underworld
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: Current93-A Gothic Love Song
Topic: Tragic Reverie

Purple is your blogger!

I had this awesome idea in my head yesterday and it is gone. It had everything to do with this magical little space we call 'blog' or 'blig,' whichever you find more appealing.

I really enjoy reading your entries especially when there are weird vocabulary words to use. They are most entertaining and well worth it. That DOES NOT excuse the rest of you from participating. I do happen to know just how many people are invited to join in this little piece of jen's mind and 98% of you respond with fuck-all when it comes to this. Therefore I would like to take this opportunity to rub it in and say, "fah-getta-bout-it" because I shant stop reminding you DAILY!
    With this I give you new vocabulary for your everyday life:
  • arvine, adj. - dweller of the fields, such as the field mouse, ex. The arvine creature ran hither and yon.
  • bombane, v. - to hurl invective and contumely.
  • cuptone, n. - the sound made by cupping the hand over the ear.
  • devile, v. - to think of as a devil.
  • enfemic, adj. - peculiar to women.
  • fasole, v. - to physically calm or restrain.
  • gorcon, n. - mythological animal with the head of a frog and body of a duck.
  • josan, n. - the fourth primary color, the others being red, yellow, and blue.
  • lolodacity, n. - campaign strategy peculiar to politicians in which they hit far below the belt.
  • monodigital, adj. - the action of one finger, ex. He was a monodigital typist.
  • nonono, adv. - extreme form of the negative, no!
Exitus (A humorous look at the obits, Biblical style!)

Jerusalem: King David Dead
David, former king of Israel, was found dead in the palace late last night. David was much loved and respected by his people, ruling over Israel and Judea for some thirty-three years, before turning over the throne to his son Solomon. A fighter in the mold of Muhammad Ali, David will probably be remembered best for his surprise hand-to-hand combat victory over the Philistine giant Goliath of Gath, during the reign of Saul, and his little victory dance afterward on Goliath's head. Aesthetically inclined, the ex-king spent his last years studying droll limericks with his seraglio.
Finally: What exactly is Stockholm Syndrome?
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Sunday, 26 September 2004 - 9:39 AM CDT
Name: Christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

Woman I think all this vocabulary is preparing me for the SATs in two weeks. Michael is an arvine creature who's brother likes to bombane and is a gorcon. I think there is much lolodacity being shown in the current presidential campaign. Stockholm Syndrom - when your feelings it because 6 bottles went down your drain ;)
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Monday, 27 September 2004 - 7:52 AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

The gorcon, enfemic and devile in her thoughts as always, ate the josan arvine field mouse, who had the lolodacity to exclaim "Nonono!" and could not fasole the average voter who came to vote for the Centaur.


Posted by punksoup at 9:48 AM CDT
Updated: Monday, 27 September 2004 8:08 AM CDT

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