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deja entendu
Wednesday, 22 September 2004
Painfully Aware of the Humor Impared
Mood:  loud
Now Playing: Legendary Pink Dots-Crushed Velvet
Topic: Shower Tag


Can't fight the blog!

I shall begin with the answer to Friday's (the 17th) MENSA question, since only one of you actually answered, cough, cough (losers) cough.

    The most clever (and longest) way to spell SIGH (following the same method as was used for FISH) is SCHEYE: SC as in schism and EYE as in eye. 95% of MENSA members who participated gave this same answer.
    100% of the people who answered here gave PSAYE: PS as in psychic and AYE as in yes. Thank you, you know who you are. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!
+ e n t e r t a i n m e n t +


These are actual foreign signs that were translated into English:
    Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
    Athens hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
    Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
    Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
    Swiss restaurant menu: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 3:10 PM CDT
Name: christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: torirocks@msn.com

haha, the japanese run whore hotels!!


Posted by punksoup at 7:40 AM CDT
Updated: Thursday, 23 September 2004 5:15 AM CDT

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