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deja entendu
Friday, 22 October 2004
Beaten at the Brow by a Chocolate Cow
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: The Shins-Caring Is Creepy
Topic: Curds, tallow and oats


'Are you not the most loathsome of my.....goblins'

The song I am listening to at the moment kicks ass ("Caring is Creepy"), if you like that sort of music. I did not
think Albuquerque could offer something cool. No way. They sort of remind me of XTC and James. I don't know
exactly how to describe [The Shins]. It was a great song though. I am most positive that I will hear thirty more
songs by other artists before I am through with this entry!

? Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. ?

Another Friday! I bet you're glad this week is over. Just another weekend and what are your plans? Perhaps a
night at the bar, the movies, and since we are in TX, you know those are your only choices. Unless you bowl, do
you bowl? Oh, I know, billiards! There's something to do while you're at the bowling alley. The cost of entertain-
ment in this age is exploitation. You know it, I know it, and THEY know it. We are all exploited.

Is the vocabulary getting too habitual? Maybe I will only offer three words today and perhaps we shant get burned
out on it.

  • tankerous, adj. - ill natured; peevish
  • rum-bluffer, n. - a jolly host; innkeeper
  • mopple, adj. - to confuse

I was going to include a serial killer piece in today's entry and after nearly four hours of reading up on these people,
I am having a hard time trying to choose which one is suitable for today. I should choose at random, and close my
eyes and blindly click on a name so that we are all surprised by the results!

Albert Fish killed between eight and fifteen victims, and he was a cannibal, child molestor,
and sado-masochist. Albert liked to be beaten with a nail studded paddle, and liked to stick
needles under his fingernails and in his groin.

In 1928, Albert kidnapped 12 year old Grace Budd, took her to an abandoned shack, and
proceeded to strangle her, cut her up, and cook her into a stew, which he ate.

Albert sent a letter to her parents, telling them how he took her, and killed and ate her.
Albert said she was not molested before she died, she died a virgin. The letter was traced
back to Fish, and police found his "implements of hell", which included a handsaw, meat
cleaver, and knives.

Albert pled insane, but was found fit to stand trial. He was found guilty and sentenced to death. On January 16,
1936, he was electrocuted in Sing Sing prison, NY. Witnesses claims he helped the attendents strap himself in,
and stated "the electric chair, the supreme thrill, the only one I haven't tried."

? Chocolate syrup was used for blood in the famous 45 second shower scene in Alfred Hitchcock's movie, Psycho, which
actually took 7 days to shoot.
?

The blog is taking me forever today. I do not even have a decent picture to post yet (10:37 am) and I started this over
six hours ago! I care nothing for the story today. Perhaps tomorrow I will continue it. Good day, then.


Posted by punksoup at 11:14 AM CDT

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