Mood:
d'ohNow Playing: Dead Can Dance-Black Sun
Topic: Like Peeing in a Pod
It's just a blog. Don't be scared!
Whoa! It's Hump Day again! That
means the week is nearly through and heck, the month is going to
be half
over by the end of this week. Where has the time gone? You know
how when you're a kid, time drags and
drags on? Well DAMN, now that I am not waiting to be "out of
school" or "grown up" any more, time will NOT
slow down. I hate that! Well, I do but I don't. The years goes by
a little slower in the beginning months, but
it seems that after September, the years goes faster then a pack
of whippet bitches!
I am getting this entry together
rather slowly today. It has been that way for a few weeks now. It
is only for
this reason: I have to keep you all on your toes! I can't take
this blog back to Kindergarten, so finding new &
interesting things on a daily basis is my only priority! Let's
blog, shall we?
? A 10-year-old Komodo
dragon in heat accidentally plunged to her death off a wall in
the London Zoo trying to
get to her mate. ?
Almost All True
Three of these four things really happened, just recently. Are
you cynical enough to figure out the made-up story?
(a) A judge
in California told juror-candidates that if they were embarrassed
to admit that they couldn't be fair, just
to make up another excuse, and he'd let them go.
(b) Australia's
tax agency signed up as a sponsor of this year's awards pageant
for the country's pornography and
prostitution industry.
(c) The
insurer Lloyd's of London wrote a policy on a male model that
would pay off if accident or illness caused him to
lose 85 percent of his chest hair.
(d) A court
in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, approved the forcible implanting of a
radio frequency identification tag in the arms
of a man's two wives so he can monitor their whereabouts.
Vulgar Vocabulary in Foreign Languages
- sitzpinkler [german] (sit-speen-kler), n. - literally, a man who sits to urinate
- Technicolor yawn [australian], v. - vomit
- Piss in the Beds [irish], n. - dandelions
- Monkey Bath [english, u.k.] adj. - a bath that is far to hot.
- Nancy [russian], n. - a gay man
- fututi gura! [romanian] (fu-tu goo-rah) exp. - fuck you!
Don't let that get you into trouble!
? The male praying mantis
cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The
female initiates sex by ripping the male's
head off. ?
There is no reason as to why this is so funny, but I urge you to look at it. I laughed!
Now for something you can learn from.
- Misspell is the most commonly misspelled word.
- The circular saw was invented by a woman, Tabitha Babbitt in 1812.
- Bar codes were created by Monarch Marking, U.S. in 1970 and first appeared on Wrigley's? gum.
That is all. There is no more. Be like sponges and absorb some knowledge today!
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Wednesday, October 13, 2004 5:23 PM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com
Almost all
true...that's a hard one as I think they all of them are quite
possible, but unfortunately I haven't come
across any of these news stories, so I have to guess and take my
chances. Therefore, fanfare please, I believe
the false one to be letter A...wait....letter D...okay my final
answer, more than likely incorrect, is letter B. My
friend, a bonafide sitzpinkler, who donated a Technicolor yawn to
his monkey bath, turned out to be a Nancy who
was quite popular with the local crowd for asking people if he
could fututi gura! I knew the word misspell was
mispelled. A ha...did you catch that typo? Over and
out, blogmistress!
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Wednesday, October 13, 2004 3:35 PM
CDT
Name: taquito
E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net
good blog today
i like the vocabulary words today they were good and for the
sentences that were false i pick (a)
to be false well good day today
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Wednesday, October 13, 2004 7:16 PM
CDT
Name: ChristOnASpike
E-Mail: torirocks@msn.com
ok i think the
first one isn't true because it makes no sense to me
what-so-ever.
LMAO, sitzpinkler, ahahaha, "darf ich pinkle gehen?"
pinkle is such a childish word its like teetee.
Hmm funny cause the babies eat the male praying mantis. That
would suck if people had to do that, I am going no
further on that thought.
