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Artificial Intelligence
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Digesting the Readers
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Grim is the Reaper
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Idiot's Parade
If Wishes Were Horsies
Incoherent Laugh Track
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Like Peeing in a Pod
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Raise the Fist
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Tepid Predilection
The Mighty Palimpsest
The Pedantic Opus
The Spider's Bollocks
They eat Mallomars
This aint no tree!
Three on a Spike
Tragic Reverie
Undigestable Candy Corn
Weebles SHOULD fall down
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Tuesday, 2 November 2004
Of or Relating to Terrorism
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: Shriekback-Faded Flowers
Topic: Raise the Fist

DISSENT!

Election day... man, election day. I will spend this time covering some facts about the Bush Administration today.
Although I am not trying to persuade anyone in either direction, I think if I shared with you what I know, I would
be passing along more than just unimportant vocabulary words that you may never use or remember after this
day, but these facts will stay with you. This is not opinion based.
My opinion is in red.

In 2001, the Bush administration announced the proposed sale of 5.9 million acres in the eastern Gulf of Mexico
(which by any common sense definition means off the coast of Florida) for oil and gas exploration and develop-
ment. This original proposal would have allowed drilling within 30 miles of the Florida Coast. This section of the
Gulf is called Area 181. Under intense pressure from Senator Bob Graham and others in Florida, the original Bush
proposal was scaled back to 1.47 million acres. Nonetheless, this sale went forward -- on George W. Bush's watch.
256 blocks were up for sale and 95 leases
were sold. That's environmental concern?!?!

In May 2003, President Bush landed on an aircraft carrier in a flight suit, stood under a banner proclaiming "Mission
Accomplished," and triumphantly announced that major combat operations were over in Iraq. Asked if he had any
regrets about the stunt, Bush said he would do it all over again.
Uh, insert joke here.

Vice President Cheney told voters that unless they elect George Bush in November, "we'll get hit again" by terrorists.
And who has our missing weapons now? Bush or no Bush, we will get hit again anyway.

The Bush Administration awarded a multibillion-dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton--a company that still pays Vice
President Cheney hundreds of thousands of dollars in deferred compensation each year (Cheney also has Halliburton
stock options). The company then repeatedly overcharged the military for services, accepted kickbacks from subcon-
tractors and served troops dirty food.
WTF!?! Send our troops off to die and give them substandard food that wouldn't
even be dropped over Afghanistan!?!?

In violation of international law, the Bush Administration hid prisoners from the Red Cross so the organization couldn't
monitor their treatment.
Why do Georgie got so much to hide?

If you are sitting there shaking your head in disbelief, I suggest you check the facts. If you are shaking your head in
disgust, remember, that's not all, there is so much more, enough to keep this blog alive and kicking for the next year.
But I do not feel I should devote my time or energy to bashing [the administration]. The facts speak for themselves &
I am not trying to advocate anyone. My opinion is we should get Bush the fuck out of office. Let him go on about living
his right-wing Christian lifestyle in the public eye. He is a cancer. He is a liar. He is starting a Holocaust.

The Words for Today
? dissent
, v. -
The refusal to conform to the authority or doctrine of an established
church; nonconformity.

? warmonger
, n. -
One who advocates or attempts to stir up war and advocates such
actions.

? mouthpiece
. n. -
One, such as a spokesperson, through which views are expressed,
by one whose view in not represented.

? puppet dictator
, n. -
One who is appointed absolute power yet controlled by other
parties, specifically, one who is controlled to control.

? terrorist
, adj. -
Someone who employs terrorism (especially as a political weapon);
"terrorist activity"; "terrorist state"n : a radical who employs terror as a political weapon;
usually organizes with other terrorists in small cells; often uses religion as a cover for
terrorist activities.

Open your eyes.

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Posted by punksoup at 7:06 AM CST
Updated: Tuesday, 2 November 2004 7:25 AM CST
Monday, 1 November 2004
The Idiots Are Taking Over
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: Christian Death-Jesus, Where's The Sugar?
Topic: A Side of Blog


The hands that cling and feet that follow.

November 1? Today is a few different holidays, really, which include All Saints Day, La Samhna (the traditional first day
of Winter in modern Ireland,) The Day of the Dead, World Vegan Day. World Vegan Day means I am going to have eggs.
bacon and choclate milk for breakfast. Just kidding. I am sure there are more holidays celebrated elsewhere, if you care,
you can look it up for yourself.

Lovely is the day outside today. Rain everywhere, not really hot (as of yet!) and it will be dark in less than 12 hours. How
awesome is that? Tomorrow is election day, and the whole point now is to get Bush out of office before he has us all killed
with some sort of "nuculer" bomb.

? Members of the Nazi SS had their blood type tattooed on their armpits. ?

Fancy Ass Words

  • kakidrosis, n. - body odor
  • latitudinarian, n. - one having tolerant or free religious views
  • malfeasance, n. - evil-doing; illegal activities
  • nefandous, adj. - abominable; despicable
  • obelize, v. - to condemn as spurious, doubtful, or corrupt

Riddles in Rhyme

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays kings, ruins town,
And beats high mountains down.

What am I? ~J.R.R. Tolkien

? New York's first St. Patrick's day parade was held on March 17, 1762. ?

Today in History

  • 1512 - Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel opens
  • 1952 - United States tests first hydrogen bomb

I know, it wasn't that interesting. But I am running out of time. So, blog on!

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Posted by punksoup at 7:37 AM CST
A Postmortem Allusion
Mood:  loud
Now Playing: David Bowie-The Heart's Filthy Lesson
Topic: Undigestable Candy Corn

BOO!!
I'm the master of fright, and a demon of light
and I'll scare you right out of your pants

Happy Halloween to you all! It is finally here and I am going to check the weather outside right now... Damn... it
is only mild out there. I was hoping it would have been slightly chilly out for the sake of the day! Did you change
your clocks? They were set back last night! Don't be left that hour behind!

? The Irish carved Turnips and put coals or small candles inside. They were placed outside their homes on All
Hallow's Eve to ward off evil spirits. They were also known to use potatoes and Rutabagas.
?

Words to Ponder

  • black-buried, v. - gone to Hell
  • facinorous , adj. - extremely wicked
  • scaramouch, n. - a braggart or fool
  • attercop, n. - a spider's web (from atter - poison and cop - cup)
  • slapsauce, n. - a greedy and gluttonous person
  • bumwhush, adj. - ruin, obscurity, annihilation

? Samhainophobia is fear of Halloween. Not pronounced 'Sam Hane' rather 'Sow-in'. ?

Other things that have happened on Halloween in the past:
? 1993 - River Phoenix died of a drug overdose
? 1926 - Harry Houdini dies
? 1961 - Stalin's body removed from Lenin's tomb
? 1968 - President Johnson announces bombing halt in N. Vietnam

Although the blog is short today, I will be posting it late because I am going to the Renaissance
Festival today and I am taking forever to complete this (as always.)

Happy Halloween! Have fun and check that candy before you eat it!

Oi!

allusion, n. - a casual remark.

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Posted by punksoup at 6:16 AM CST
Updated: Tuesday, 2 November 2004 7:08 AM CST
Saturday, 30 October 2004
Fist Full of Evil
Mood:  hungry
Now Playing: Tear Garden-Valium
Topic: If Wishes Were Horsies

Cross my heart & hope to die,
Bleachy needle in my eye.

October went be sooo fast. Christmas is coming and Santa is dead. Shit, shit, shit. Jesus is the reason for the season.
But wasn't Jesus actually born in the spring? The stories all tell of Him being born in winter, but winter in the western
hemisphere is spring in the east. So, winter in the east is spring in the west. I will refer to my bible expert, X. Perhaps
you could enlighten us?

? Ruth Ellis was executed by hanging in 1955; the suspension of capital punishment throughout England made her the last
woman to be executed by this method.
?

Vernacular Vocabulary

  • filemot, adj. - dead-leaf colour; dull brown
  • Germanophilia, n. - love or fondness for Germany or the Germans
  • hadeharia, n. - constant use of the word “hell”
  • imprecate, v. - to call down by prayer; to curse; to invoke evil on
  • jumboism, n. - admiration for large things

Wicked Fun

So, apparently I do not endorse the above links. To each their own.

? The two robbers crucified next to Jesus were named Dismas and Gestas. ?

That's Messed Up!

  • In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been
    eighty documented cases of this condition.
  • When Mark Twain was born on Nov 30, 1835, Halley's comet was visible over Florida, Missouri. Mark Twain
    predicted in 1909 that he would die when it returned. He was right. When he died on April 21, 1910, Halley's
    comet was once again visible in the sky.
  • Murderer John Horwood was hanged on April 13, 1821. His skin was used to bind a book describing the dis-
    section of his body by surgeon Richard Smith.
  • In 1980, the Yellow Pages accidentally listed a Texas funeral home under frozen foods.

Our Village Idiot Speaks Again!!
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." ~George W. Bush

One last funny thing: Stop the Slaughter! Boycott Baby Oil!

Good day to you all. Tomorrow is Halloween!!!

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Posted by punksoup at 10:53 AM CDT
Friday, 29 October 2004
The Desedimentation of a Profligated Wallaby
Mood:  d'oh
Now Playing: Death In June-Come Before Christ & Murder Love
Topic: Artificial Intelligence

Why is this thus? What is the reason of this thusness? -Artemus Ward

All eyes on Bettie, for fuck's sake, it's Friday. 2 days until Halloween! The weather is grossly inappropriate for such a holiday. It is not cold, it is not anything like Autumn should be, so there are not massive spans of dead and colorful leaves abound. Whatever. It would suck to have to put warm jackets over costumes anyway.

I was looking for something funny and ended up with this, which is a very serious subject, however, I am going to hope that you think it's funny.

? Both George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew marijuana on their plantations. ?

How to bleach your works in three easy steps:
Using bleach this way can kill HIV. But it's NOT likely to kill hepatitis. To be safe, use a brand new
sterile rig every time. Always use fresh clean water, a new cooker and fresh cotton when you prepare
your hit.

  Fill the syringe with water. Tap it with your finger to loosen blood drops. Shake the syringe. Shoot out the bloody water. Repeat these steps until you can't see any blood.
filling syringe with water tap syringe to loosen blood drops shoot out the bloody water
  Fill the syringe with bleach. Make sure the bleach touches the inside of the syringe for at least 30 seconds. Shoot it out.
filling syringe with bleach shoot bleach out
  Rinse out the bleach with NEW CLEAN water. Shoot it out. But remember, there is no substitute for a brand new syringe.

Another thing to remember is there is no substitute for sobriety! Don't do heroin. And never inject
bleach into your veins, or water for that matter. Just leave the injecting to the pros. Honestly.

? Bayer (the aspirin company) was advertising cough medicine containing heroin in 1898. ?

The Wacky World of Words

  • abacinate, v. - to blind by putting red-hot copper basin near the eyes
  • bastinade, v. - to beat with a stick or baton, especially on the feet
  • calcographer, n. - one who draws with crayons
  • deism, n. - belief in God but rejection of religion
  • eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious, adj. - good

My Two Phobias

  • Eisoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror (especially at night!)
  • Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs (just going down, not up)

If you knew that, then you know me very well. But do you know what my other phobias are?

So, maybe you want some bizarre, yet interesting facts? Well, here you go!

  • In New Mexico, over eleven thousand people have visited a tortilla chip that appeared to have the face of Jesus Christ burned into it.
  • Washington Irving used the pseudonym Geoffrey Crayon when he published The Sketch-Book, a collection of short stories and essays, including "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" and "Rip Van Winkle."
  • Don McLean's song, "American Pie" was named after the plane Buddy Holly died in.
  • Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan.
  • If you bring a raccoon's head to the Henniker, New Hampshire town hall, you are entitled to receive ten cents from the town.

That's all folks!

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Posted by punksoup at 8:24 AM CDT
Thursday, 28 October 2004
Feeble Feeble Feeble
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: The Used-Just A Little
Topic: Pennywise & Poundfoolish


'Ello, all. Thanks for your posts via the message board. It is so much easier now. You should probably just register and be
done with it. It saves time, you know. As for the story. I am thinking something totally different this time. A whimsical non-
sensical type thing which I know we are all absolutely capable of. So, feel free to add or begin here.

? A hamlet is a village without a church and a town is not a city until it has a cathedral. ?

PHOBIAS

  • Ablutophobia - Fear of washing or bathing.
  • Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
  • Chinophobia - Fear of Chinese people, customs, etc.
  • Defecaloesiophobia - Fear of painful bowel movements.
  • Eisoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.
  • Fearaphobia, Fearophobia - Fear of developing fears .

I am plagued by two of these phobias... guess which two!!

This is officially the LONGEST it has ever taken me to post my fucking entry. 7.5 hours! Yeah! Damn.... OK. I will continue.

? At the height of its power, in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves. ?

The Rather Expected Vocabulary With Salt

  • uakari, n. - short-tailed, long-haired monkey
  • ventage, n. - finger-hole; small hole
  • wheeple, v. - to whistle feebly
  • xenomenia, v. - menstruation from abnormal orifices
  • yonderly, adj. - mentally or emotionally distant; absent-minded
  • zenzizenzizenzic, adj. - eighth power of a number

Evil things we all should know about:

Well, I have nothing more that I wish to add at the moment. Maybe tomorrow will deliver a better blog! Out! Oi!

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Posted by punksoup at 1:29 PM CDT
Wednesday, 27 October 2004
The Inmost Light of Dissolution
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: Death In June-And What Ends When The Cymbals Shatter?
Topic: Grim is the Reaper
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From the mouth of madness came reason.

Another day, another entry. The Hump Day Rhetoric. Redundency is what I am trying to avoid here. I do not want to repeat
the same sort of crap everyday. So, here is a pleasant twist on things. The history of the name Lucifer will be a lovely read
for all of you.

Morning Star

Venus, the "morning star" as seen by the Galileo spacecraft.Lucifer is a Latin word derived from two words, lux (light; genitive lucis) and ferre (to bear, to bring), meaning light-bearer. It is used by poets to represent the Morning Star at moments when Venus would intrude distracting imagery of the goddess. "Lucifer" is a direct translation of the Greek translation, as heosphoros, "morning star", literally "bringer of the Dawn", of a phrase in Isaiah that originally intended no reference to Satan. In Christianity, Lucifer has become synonymous with Satan, nevertheless.

Astrologers identify the planet Venus as having been known by the name Lucifer in Roman astrology before being given its current name. However, in the New Testament, Morning Star is a name figuratively given to Christ (Rev. 22:16; comp. 2 Pet. 1:19). When Christ promises that he will give the "morning star" to his faithful ones, he "promises that he will give to them himself, that he will impart to them his own glory and a share in his own royal dominion; for the star is evermore the symbol of royalty (Matt. 2:2), being therefore linked with the sceptre. All the glory of the world shall end in being the glory of the Church."

So why then is it also a reference to Satan? Perhaps having the Bible translated over and over again has accidentally illdefined the word, as it seems to only appear this way in certain versions of the Bible, though there are disagreements as to which one reads this way. Again, it is translation. I thought I would try to find the answers myself but I found mixed opinions on this matter. But in the scriptures I have found this:

Rev 22:16 (NIV) "I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star."

Isa 14:12-15 (NIV) How you have fallen from heaven, O morning star, son of the dawn! You have been cast down to the earth, you who once laid low the nations! You said in your heart, "I will ascend to heaven; I will raise my throne above the stars of God; I will sit enthroned on the mount of assembly, on the utmost heights of the sacred mountain. I will ascend above the tops of the clouds; I will make myself like the Most High." But you are brought down to the grave, to the depths of the pit.

Now you can investigate for yourself. There are many different versions of the Bible, so you may form your own opinion of your findings.

Wayside Words

  • palter, v. - to trifle in talk; to use trickery; to equivocate
  • quietus, n. - discharge from life; extinction; death; silencing
  • ragabash, n. - idle, worthless fellow
  • salacious, adj. - indecently erotic; lecherous
  • tanacles, n. - pincer-like instruments of torture

The story we have been working on is on a different page now, so we can all see it without having to dig for it. I am also
trying to find a way for you to directly post your addition without having to wait for me to do it as it may take a day or two
and at that point would cause confusion and the like.

The Story is here
Your responses are here.

However, if you wish to post your comments regarding the blog, you can post them where the story is under the category
BLOG.

So yes! I have created a message board. Go forth and have a nice day!


Posted by punksoup at 9:38 AM CDT
Tuesday, 26 October 2004
There Never Was Such A Time
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: Buzzcocks-What Do I Get?
Topic: Digesting the Readers


Not with a bang, but a whimper.

Hi. Hello. Greetings and Salutations. Ever in search of things that will shock and amaze the masses, I have found some pretty
gruesome shit out there. It's frightening to see what people are capible of, even more so, what fascinates people. I will keep
adding gross-outs until you are so desensitized that it no longer provokes a reaction or further thought.

? Hypnophobia is a morbid fear of sleep and falling asleep. ?

Evil is the Hand that Rules the World
?
Cloak & Dagger
?
Vox News
?
Famous Freemasons

Check the above links and read for yourself. It's all very interesting and a completely differnt point of view.

"Who controls the past, controls the future: who controls the present, controls the past." ~ George Orwell '1984'

Defined by Reason

  • kalon, n. - beauty that is more than skin deep
  • lacuna, n. - a blank space or missing part
  • macrology, n. - much talk with little to say; redundancy; pleonasm
  • narcquois, v. - mocking; malicious
  • obduracy, adj. - stubbornness; persistence

Your rights as a free citizen end here.
? According to a british law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.
? It is illegal to sell an ET doll in France. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.
? Salt Lake City, Utah, has a law against carrying an unwrapped ukulele on the street.
? In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.
? In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be lifted by the law if the driver is deemed either 'poorly dressed' or 'unbathed'.
? In Alabama it is illegal to carry a comb in your pocket, because it may be used as a weapon.
? In Afghanistan it's against the law to fly a kite. To do so is punishable by whipping and imprisonment.

Killing for Company

Dennis Nilsen was the son of an alchoholic Norweigan soldier. His mother divorced his father eight years later and they lived with his grandparents. Dennis was very attached to his grandfather & was heartbroken when he died. His mother remarried when he was nine and he became rather a loner, of the first murder he committed he said that his motive was that he was lonely and emotionally hurt. Dennis Nilsen killed 15 men in his London flat, between December 1978 and February 1983. Nilsen would talk the men into going to his flat for sex, he would get them drunk and then strangle them. He then undressed the body and washed it, cutting the body into pieces, storing parts into a plastic bag and flushing other parts down the toilet.

Nilsen was finally caught when on the 8th February 1983, a maitenance engineer was checking on a drainage system in Muswell Hill, London, having received complaints from tenants that it was blocked. When the engineer checked it he discovered it to be blocked with human flesh, the police were called immediately. When a detective asked thirty seven year old Nilsen (who was a tenant at the flats) about the blocked drains, Nilsen invited him into his flat. The detective noticed a foul odour, then Nilsen told him that the rest of the body was contained in bags. When Nilsen was arrested, he calmly confessed to killing 15 men. In his flat they found numerous body parts, including 2 severed heads and the lower part of a torso. On the 4th day of November 1983, Nilsen was found guilty on 6 charges of murder (even though he had confessed to killing 15 men) and was sentenced to life imprisonment.

We live in a sick, sick world. Good day.

Posted by punksoup at 10:59 AM CDT
Monday, 25 October 2004
A Inquisiturient Rhetoric of the Carrion
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: Sopor Aeternus-Resume
Topic: Double Spades Effect


9, 10, Never sleep again.

Good Monday. Hope your weekend was fanciful and worry-free as mine was. We finally broke down and saw Spiderman 2,
which, as always, was awesome. Love that friendly neighborhood Spiderman. Doc Oc was particularly evil and relentless.

So, how goes the story we have been working on? Check the progress here and HOPEFULLY you have something to add.
After all, it would not be a story at all if no one contributed anything to it!

? Traces of cocaine were found on 99% of UK bank notes in a survey in London in 2000. ?

So many words, so little usage.

  • farrago, n. - confused mass of objects or people; disordered mixture
  • gaumless, adj. - stupid; witless; vacant
  • hircismus, n. - stinky armpits
  • ignivomous, v. - vomiting or spewing forth fire
  • janiform, adj. - having two faces

? A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court. ?

? Your daily Bilk & Serial

Carol Bundy & Doug Clark (1980) aka "the Sunset Slayer" or "Hollywood Slasher" were a 38-year old couple from Los Angeles who terrorized the Southern California area a whole year, abducting, sexually torturing, killing, & decapitating fifty people, both male and female victims. Doug was a necrophiliac who liked shooting his victims in the head during oral sex. Carol preserved and dressed up the heads in the fridge for Doug to have trophies, and Carol also had a habit of bragging about her role in the killings to boyfriends she then had to kill and mutilate to make them keep quiet. Carol also believed she was the secret wife of infamous serial killer Ted Bundy, although they were not related. The couple were caught due to Carol's bragging to a boyfriend that got away and reported them to the police. Doug received the death penalty and Carol life imprisonment.

Now for more about that Evil Government Conspiracy:

Look again at the United States Capitol. At the extreme Eastern side of the Capitol,
you can see two cul-de-sacs which are irregularly shaped. In fact, when you draw a
bold black line carefully around these cul-de-sacs, and continue the black line around
the Capitol, you get the appearance of a horned owl, with the cul-de-sacs as its ears.
This is not accidental, either. This is another way of representing Satan. Freemasonry
designed the layout of Washington D.C. they placed the owl there and on the American
One Dollar Bill.

The Southern point of the Goathead Pentagram represented the spirit of Satan reaching
into the mind of the goathead, the owl represents the same meaning. In other words, both
the Executive and the Legislative Branches of Government are to be controlled by Satan (II Corinthians 4).

That is all for today. Check out the links for more info, they are more informative. OI!



Posted by punksoup at 8:07 AM CDT
Updated: Monday, 25 October 2004 8:10 AM CDT
Sunday, 24 October 2004
A Sacrosanct Precept of Chaotic Surmise
Mood:  incredulous
Now Playing: PULP-The Night That Minnie Timperley Died
Topic: Bashing Blog Fronts
All previous responses that have not been posted can be found here.
The Story


Familiarity breeds comtempt -?sop

Good morning. It must suck for the bulk of you that it is already Sunday. It's Goth club night, if only I would just go and
check it out...but I shant. I may one day in the future. But not anytime soon. Perhaps February...perhaps. But, since I'm
here, in the freaking sticks, you know, Tomb All, let's cover the Goth Hick clique at your high school!

? England's Stonehenge is 1500 years older than Rome's Colosseum. ?

Y'all Might Be Goth Hicks If...

  • You don't have two front teeth, but you do have fangs..
  • You slit your wrists after your sister breaks up with you.
  • You brand your cattle with the Bauhaus logo.
  • Your granny crochets your fishnets.
  • You find yourself watching WWE and pondering how detrimental it must be to the participant's souls.
  • You own a pair of black pants with a chewing tobacco 'O' ring on the back pocket.
  • You have both the word "howdy" and the phrase "long, dark torment of the soul" on your answering machine.
  • Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds and doubles as bondage gear.
  • The only time you drink blood is when your sister is on her period.

Oh, the laughter ensues... ha ha ha. That is like all those people wearing the tight ass Wranglers and Metallica t-shirts when
I was in high school here for that partial year in 9th grade. **And just for the record, this is a problem that ALL goths have:
Trying to ride a bicycle without reminding the people you pass of Miss Elmira Gulch, forcing them to hum the wicked witch
theme from The Wizard of Oz. (It's the stinkin' truth!)

? Mosquitoes dislike citronella because it irritates their feet. ?

Now for the real blog entry for today. All of that was just for satyrical purposes only!

Words Words Words

  • abducent, v. - turning away; bearing away from
  • babeldom, n. - a confused sound of voices
  • cacodemomania, n. - pathological belief that one is inhabited by an evil spirit
  • decrassify, v. - to make less crass or boorish
  • etiolate, v. - to become pale; to make pale by depriving of light

A few disturbing curiousities that should make you think:

On the back of the U.S. one dollar bill, just below the pyramid that has the All-Seeing Eye above it, you will find...
"Novus Ordo Seclorum" which translated means, "New World Order." There are actual "Egyptian-worshiping, Osiris/Isis
ritual conducting" MASONS in the White House who believe "in the power of 19.5 and 33."

The Satanic symbol & the Masonic layout of Washington D.C.

In the street layout of Washington D.C., the fifth point is the White House, a symbol placement which represents the intention
that the spirit and the mind of Lucifer will be permanently residing in the White House.


The White House makes up the southern most tip of the Goathead.


Lansat satellite image of the White House and surrounding northern area.

In the map above, beginning from top left to top middle:

1. Dupont Circle, Logan Circle, and Scott Circle in the middle, form the top three points of the Devil's Goathead of Mendes, one
of the most important types of the Five-pointed Devil's Pentagram.
2. Washington Circle forms the extreme left-hand point of the Goathead.
3. Mt. Vernon Square forms the extreme right-hand point of the Goathead.
4. The White House forms the fifth and bottom point of the Goathead.

There is a 666 evident in the most important top three circles of the Goathead, Dupont Circle, Scott Circle, and Logan Circle.
Each of these streets has six major streets coming into them from all angles of the circle. This type of encoding is so typical of
the occultist. Everything was deliberately planned to stamp the power of Freemasonry and the symbols of its plans for America
indelibly upon Government Center in Washington D.C. The combination of the the Goathead of Mendes, Devil's Pentagram, and
the practical existence of the number
666 within the three upper points of the Pentagram, unmistakably shows that Lucifer is
planned to be the ultimate master of Governmental Center. ALL of this information can be found at
The Forbidden Knowledge
site.

And finally, the Freemason design along with the other proof:

Has any of this made you think? I certainly hope it has. It is a learning experience. One final unrelated fact...

? Catnip can affect lions and tigers as well as house cats. It excites them because it contains a chemical that resembles an excretion of
the dominant female's urine
. ?

Good day, droogies.


Posted by punksoup at 9:54 AM CDT
Updated: Sunday, 24 October 2004 10:29 AM CDT

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