Mood:
accident proneNow Playing: Magnetic Fields-I Wish I Had An Evil Twin
Topic: Biting the Back of PETA
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
Bloody hell. What happened to
that awesomeness that I experienced outside last week? Why hath
Mother Nature
changed so extremely? I know it is supposed to be hot
all week. Damn. I wish this were East Coast because then I
wouldn't have to worry about the lack of change in seasons. Oh
well. No matter. Autumn will come to stay.
? Phobatrivaphobia is fear of trivia about phobias. ?
I hate PETA. I truly hate that organization. I think next
time I am at a public gathering of some sort and they have
their little booth set up, I will harass the shit out of them and
give them pamphlets with the details and pictures of
tortured people, starving kids, domestic violence victims, things
that affect PEOPLE. You should check out their long
history of violence and terrorism. It's disgusting and more over,
it's anti-human. These extremists need to be thrown
into another country where they would suffer the same hand they
have dealt and hopefully just live through it and
never even die no matter how much they begged for it. I hate PETA.
The Taste of Irony
OK, I know I will have offended
some of you by having expressed my opinion. But that is the
greatest thing about it,
we are all entitled to our own opinion and have absolutely no
need for anyone to think for us. I CAN & WILL THINK
FOR MYSELF.
The Fact Sheet:
- If all the oceans were to
evaporate, the salt left behind would cover the entire
planet with a layer of salt that
was 50 meters (half a soccer field) thick. - It takes about 63,000 trees
to make the newsprint for the average Sunday edition of
The New York Times.
(See? A better cause to fight for!) - Five-hundred gallons of cow
blood were used in the scene of Glenn's demise (Johnny
Depp's character) in the
original Nightmare On Elm Street. - The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the Heinz once had.
- Both Napoleon and Hilter were endowed with only one testicle.
Let's return to the basics. Today we will concentrate on forgotten English.
- motch, v. - to eat little, slowly, quietly and secretly; to consume or waste imperceptibly.
- quidnunc, n. - one who is curious to know everything; one who is perpetually asking, "What now? What news?"
- beefing-bee, n. - an assembly of people for the purpose of slaughtering cattle.
- glincy, adj. - smooth, slippery; applied only to ice.
- sharooshed, adj. - surprised, disappointed, disgusted.
- ketchcraft, n. - the hangman's craft (from Jack Ketch, famous executioner c. 1663-1686)
Some of the tidbits in today's
blog accidentally pertain to slaughtering, cows and blood. It was
not intended to be that way. I
suppose it's fitting, all things considered. But to be fair, I do
not condone animal abuse, or the mistreatment of livestock, I
simply do not agree with PETA and their anti-human beliefs and
feel it is necessary to voice my opinion and take a stand. It's
always fun to spite the enemy.
Oh crap... I know this sort of
drags on today, but let's start a story and collectively work by
adding, each our own piece and
we'll see how that goes*. I guess I will start with this:
Deep in the wranglands? of Peppergate, there loomed an obscurity in the air, much slampant and imposing with ... a green mist and a foul stench, reminiscent of the bogs of Peppergate Forest. Limping through the brush, a frail old woman...
*The first response goes next and so on, each clarified by your normal blog color, so:
christonaspike-purple
taquito-dark green
X-light green
jfkhaos-brown
punksoup-red
apocalyptic_squirrel-dark blue
Anyone who does not post on a regular basis but decides to post will be assigned a color.
?misgrown trees that will never prove to be timber
Tally ho! Chip chip cha-roo. Bring me something nice to the blog and don't hate me for eating meat.
========================================================Tuesday, October 19, 2004 8:27 AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com
I hate PETA as
well. I mean sure, it's okay to want to protect animals
etc, but people have been shearing sheep
etc for thousands of years, and a little organization popping up
in the 20th century is not going to change that.
The ads and movies and media that PETA uses makes me sick, not
because I eat meat, but because of the things
they show. I know my views will probably offend certain
blog contributors, but I support them in their views and
that is what is important. Now, for the vocabulary
round-up:
-My wife thinks
I hate dinner when I motch my food.
-My children have a tendency to be the little quidnunc
occassionally.
-Would PETA support a beefing-bee if the humans were in the
corral and not the cows?
-My lover's eyes are glincy and lovely.
-I am sharooshed with the religious attacks.
-Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer ketchcraft, that is what I
truly want to be.....
Wait, is it
wrong to attack PETA but disallow religious attacks? After
all, we are all heavily-opinionated people! Shall
the blog-mistress clarify the situation? I thank thee,
milady. Mow diddy mow (not mow the yard but mow rhyming
with now). Peace love and chicken grease (ha PETA)
the 'soup clarifies:
Religious attack
is pretty much the same thing. I mean, to sabotage someone's
beliefs is basically spitting
in their face. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but being
rude (which is exactly what PETA is doing) is
no way to go about it. You are then lowering yourself to the
substandards of others. We can express these
things with tact, ya know? Sure, I hate PETA, but the facts don't
lie. And yes, I am a hypocrite.
Tuesday, October 19, 2004 9:11 AM CDT
Name: apocalyptic_squirrel
E-Mail: hells_soldier2002@yahoo.com
Oh yeah, I have
a safer political position. ANti animal rights, anti human rights
anti abortion but for killing babies
and anyone who needs a good kick in the balls. ANti environment
but pro mocha.
Tuesday, October 19, 2004 6:04 PM CDT
Name: christonaspike
E-Mail: torirocks@msn.com
Ermm, mkay, I am
sharooshed. I think I will go chat with myself in my room now.
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Tuesday,
19 October 2004 - 8:52 PM CDT
Name: -the mexican-
E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net
what does PETA
stand for thats funny about hitler well adios
-the mexican-
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punksoup
strikes back...
PETA is:
People for the Ethical Treament of Animals or
Political Endeavor for the Terrorist Alliance or
Practicioners of Endless Torture on Anybody or
Plebeians Enacting Terroristic Assembly or
Preparing Ewoks to Take on Authority
Basically, they
are an anti-human orginization driven by one goal, to
"liberate" animals. Which means they
want everyone to stop eating meat, wearing leather and fur, not
have pets, close down the circus, stop the
shooting of monkeys off into space, halt animal testing, stop
using anything that has animal by-products in
their ingredients, you get the point, right?
Here are just a few products they do not want you to use or consume:
Milk, honey, lotion, shampoo and conditioner, soap, breath mints, eggs, vitamins, silk... just about everything.
