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Saturday, 30 October 2004

Fist Full of Evil
Mood:

hungry
Now Playing: Tear Garden-Valium
Topic: If Wishes Were Horsies

Cross my heart & hope to die,
Bleachy needle in my eye.

October went be sooo fast. Christmas is coming and Santa is dead. Shit, shit, shit. Jesus is the reason for the season.
But wasn't Jesus actually born in the spring? The stories all tell of Him being born in winter, but winter in the western
hemisphere is spring in the east. So, winter in the east is spring in the west. I will refer to my bible expert, X. Perhaps
you could enlighten us?

? Ruth Ellis was executed by hanging in 1955; the suspension of capital punishment throughout England made her the last
woman to be executed by this method. ?

Vernacular Vocabulary

filemot, adj. - dead-leaf colour; dull brown

Germanophilia, n. - love or fondness for Germany or the Germans

hadeharia, n. - constant use of the word “hell”

imprecate, v. - to call down by prayer; to curse; to invoke evil on

jumboism, n. - admiration for large things

Wicked Fun

Online Oija Board (This is not really something you should do)

Tarot Reading (Whatever)

Palm Reader (I placed a pack of cigarettes where the palm should go, what a crock!)

So, apparently I do not endorse the above links. To each their own.

? The two robbers crucified next to Jesus were named Dismas and Gestas. ?

That's Messed Up!

In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been
eighty documented cases of this condition.

When Mark Twain was born on Nov 30, 1835, Halley's comet was visible over Florida, Missouri. Mark Twain
predicted in 1909 that he would die when it returned. He was right. When he died on April 21, 1910, Halley's
comet was once again visible in the sky.

Murderer John Horwood was hanged on April 13, 1821. His skin was used to bind a book describing the dis-
section of his body by surgeon Richard Smith.

In 1980, the Yellow Pages accidentally listed a Texas funeral home under frozen foods.

Our Village Idiot Speaks Again!!
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." ~George W. Bush

One last funny thing: Stop the Slaughter! Boycott Baby Oil!

Good day to you all. Tomorrow is Halloween!!!

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Friday, 29 October 2004

The Desedimentation of a Profligated Wallaby
Mood:

d'oh
Now Playing: Death In June-Come Before Christ & Murder Love
Topic: Artificial Intelligence

Why is this thus? What is the reason of this thusness? -Artemus Ward

All eyes on Bettie, for fuck's sake, it's Friday. 2 days until Halloween! The weather is grossly inappropriate for such a holiday. It is not cold, it is not anything like Autumn should be, so there are not massive spans of dead and colorful leaves abound. Whatever. It would suck to have to put warm jackets over costumes anyway.

I was looking for something funny and ended up with this, which is a very serious subject, however, I am going to hope that you think it's funny.

? Both George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew marijuana on their plantations. ?

How to bleach your works in three easy steps:
Using bleach this way can kill HIV. But it's NOT likely to kill hepatitis. To be safe, use a brand new
sterile rig every time. Always use fresh clean water, a new cooker and fresh cotton when you prepare
your hit.

Fill the syringe with water. Tap it with your finger to loosen blood drops. Shake the syringe. Shoot out the bloody water. Repeat these steps until you can't see any blood.

Fill the syringe with bleach. Make sure the bleach touches the inside of the syringe for at least 30 seconds. Shoot it out.

Rinse out the bleach with NEW CLEAN water. Shoot it out. But remember, there is no substitute for a brand new syringe.

Another thing to remember is there is no substitute for sobriety! Don't do heroin. And never inject
bleach into your veins, or water for that matter. Just leave the injecting to the pros. Honestly.

? Bayer (the aspirin company) was advertising cough medicine containing heroin in 1898. ?

The Wacky World of Words

abacinate, v. - to blind by putting red-hot copper basin near the eyes
bastinade, v. - to beat with a stick or baton, especially on the feet
calcographer, n. - one who draws with crayons
deism, n. - belief in God but rejection of religion
eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious, adj. - good

My Two Phobias

Eisoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror (especially at night!)
Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs (just going down, not up)

If you knew that, then you know me very well. But do you know what my other phobias are?

So, maybe you want some bizarre, yet interesting facts? Well, here you go!

In New Mexico, over eleven thousand people have visited a tortilla chip that appeared to have the face of Jesus Christ burned into it.
Washington Irving used the pseudonym Geoffrey Crayon when he published The Sketch-Book, a collection of short stories and essays, including "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" and "Rip Van Winkle."
Don McLean's song, "American Pie" was named after the plane Buddy Holly died in.
Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan.
If you bring a raccoon's head to the Henniker, New Hampshire town hall, you are entitled to receive ten cents from the town.

That's all folks!

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Thursday, 28 October 2004

Feeble Feeble Feeble
Mood:

lazy
Now Playing: The Used-Just A Little
Topic: Pennywise & Poundfoolish

'Ello, all. Thanks for your posts via the message board. It is so much easier now. You should probably just register and be
done with it. It saves time, you know. As for the story. I am thinking something totally different this time. A whimsical non-
sensical type thing which I know we are all absolutely capable of. So, feel free to add or begin here.

? A hamlet is a village without a church and a town is not a city until it has a cathedral. ?

PHOBIAS

Ablutophobia - Fear of washing or bathing.

Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes.

Chinophobia - Fear of Chinese people, customs, etc.

Defecaloesiophobia - Fear of painful bowel movements.

Eisoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.

Fearaphobia, Fearophobia - Fear of developing fears .

I am plagued by two of these phobias... guess which two!!

This is officially the LONGEST it has ever taken me to post my fucking entry. 7.5 hours! Yeah! Damn.... OK. I will continue.

? At the height of its power, in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves. ?

The Rather Expected Vocabulary With Salt

uakari, n. - short-tailed, long-haired monkey

ventage, n. - finger-hole; small hole

wheeple, v. - to whistle feebly

xenomenia, v. - menstruation from abnormal orifices

yonderly, adj. - mentally or emotionally distant; absent-minded

zenzizenzizenzic, adj. - eighth power of a number

Evil things we all should know about:

Skull and Bones

Share This With A Republican

The Truth About W

Well, I have nothing more that I wish to add at the moment. Maybe tomorrow will deliver a better blog! Out! Oi!

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Wednesday, 27 October 2004

The Inmost Light of Dissolution
Mood:

a-ok
Now Playing: Death In June-And What Ends When The Cymbals Shatter?
Topic: Grim is the Reaper
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From the mouth of madness came reason.

Another day, another entry. The Hump Day Rhetoric. Redundency is what I am trying to avoid here. I do not want to repeat
the same sort of crap everyday. So, here is a pleasant twist on things. The history of the name Lucifer will be a lovely read
for all of you.

Morning Star

Lucifer is a Latin word derived from two words, lux (light; genitive lucis) and ferre (to bear, to bring), meaning light-bearer. It is used by poets to represent the Morning Star at moments when Venus would intrude distracting imagery of the goddess. "Lucifer" is a direct translation of the Greek translation, as heosphoros, "morning star", literally "bringer of the Dawn", of a phrase in Isaiah that originally intended no reference to Satan. In Christianity, Lucifer has become synonymous with Satan, nevertheless.

Astrologers identify the planet Venus as having been known by the name Lucifer in Roman astrology before being given its current name. However, in the New Testament, Morning Star is a name figuratively given to Christ (Rev. 22:16; comp. 2 Pet. 1:19). When Christ promises that he will give the "morning star" to his faithful ones, he "promises that he will give to them himself, that he will impart to them his own glory and a share in his own royal dominion; for the star is evermore the symbol of royalty (Matt. 2:2), being therefore linked with the sceptre. All the glory of the world shall end in being the glory of the Church."

So why then is it also a reference to Satan? Perhaps having the Bible translated over and over again has accidentally illdefined the word, as it seems to only appear this way in certain versions of the Bible, though there are disagreements as to which one reads this way. Again, it is translation. I thought I would try to find the answers myself but I found mixed opinions on this matter. But in the scriptures I have found this:

Rev 22:16 (NIV) "I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star."

Isa 14:12-15 (NIV) How you have fallen from heaven, O morning star, son of the dawn! You have been cast down to the earth, you who once laid low the nations! You said in your heart, "I will ascend to heaven; I will raise my throne above the stars of God; I will sit enthroned on the mount of assembly, on the utmost heights of the sacred mountain. I will ascend above the tops of the clouds; I will make myself like the Most High." But you are brought down to the grave, to the depths of the pit.

Now you can investigate for yourself. There are many different versions of the Bible, so you may form your own opinion of your findings.

Wayside Words

palter, v. - to trifle in talk; to use trickery; to equivocate

quietus, n. - discharge from life; extinction; death; silencing

ragabash, n. - idle, worthless fellow

salacious, adj. - indecently erotic; lecherous

tanacles, n. - pincer-like instruments of torture

The story we have been working on is on a different page now, so we can all see it without having to dig for it. I am also
trying to find a way for you to directly post your addition without having to wait for me to do it as it may take a day or two
and at that point would cause confusion and the like.

The Story is here
Your responses are here.

However, if you wish to post your comments regarding the blog, you can post them where the story is under the category
BLOG.

So yes! I have created a message board. Go forth and have a nice day!

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Tuesday, 26 October 2004

There Never Was Such A Time
Mood:

accident prone
Now Playing: Buzzcocks-What Do I Get?
Topic: Digesting the Readers

Not with a bang, but a whimper.

Hi. Hello. Greetings and Salutations. Ever in search of things that will shock and amaze the masses, I have found some pretty
gruesome shit out there. It's frightening to see what people are capible of, even more so, what fascinates people. I will keep
adding gross-outs until you are so desensitized that it no longer provokes a reaction or further thought.

? Hypnophobia is a morbid fear of sleep and falling asleep. ?

Evil is the Hand that Rules the World
? Cloak & Dagger
? Vox News
? Famous Freemasons

Check the above links and read for yourself. It's all very interesting and a completely differnt point of view.

"Who controls the past, controls the future: who controls the present, controls the past." ~ George Orwell '1984'

Defined by Reason

kalon, n. - beauty that is more than skin deep

lacuna, n. - a blank space or missing part

macrology, n. - much talk with little to say; redundancy; pleonasm

narcquois, v. - mocking; malicious

obduracy, adj. - stubbornness; persistence

Your rights as a free citizen end here.
? According to a british law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.
? It is illegal to sell an ET doll in France. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.
? Salt Lake City, Utah, has a law against carrying an unwrapped ukulele on the street.
? In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.
? In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be lifted by the law if the driver is deemed either 'poorly dressed' or 'unbathed'.
? In Alabama it is illegal to carry a comb in your pocket, because it may be used as a weapon.
? In Afghanistan it's against the law to fly a kite. To do so is punishable by whipping and imprisonment.

Killing for Company

Dennis Nilsen was the son of an alchoholic Norweigan soldier. His mother divorced his father eight years later and they lived with his grandparents. Dennis was very attached to his grandfather & was heartbroken when he died. His mother remarried when he was nine and he became rather a loner, of the first murder he committed he said that his motive was that he was lonely and emotionally hurt. Dennis Nilsen killed 15 men in his London flat, between December 1978 and February 1983. Nilsen would talk the men into going to his flat for sex, he would get them drunk and then strangle them. He then undressed the body and washed it, cutting the body into pieces, storing parts into a plastic bag and flushing other parts down the toilet.

Nilsen was finally caught when on the 8th February 1983, a maitenance engineer was checking on a drainage system in Muswell Hill, London, having received complaints from tenants that it was blocked. When the engineer checked it he discovered it to be blocked with human flesh, the police were called immediately. When a detective asked thirty seven year old Nilsen (who was a tenant at the flats) about the blocked drains, Nilsen invited him into his flat. The detective noticed a foul odour, then Nilsen told him that the rest of the body was contained in bags. When Nilsen was arrested, he calmly confessed to killing 15 men. In his flat they found numerous body parts, including 2 severed heads and the lower part of a torso. On the 4th day of November 1983, Nilsen was found guilty on 6 charges of murder (even though he had confessed to killing 15 men) and was sentenced to life imprisonment.

We live in a sick, sick world. Good day.

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Monday, 25 October 2004

A Inquisiturient Rhetoric of the Carrion
Mood:

cheeky
Now Playing: Sopor Aeternus-Resume
Topic: Double Spades Effect

9, 10, Never sleep again.

Good Monday. Hope your weekend was fanciful and worry-free as mine was. We finally broke down and saw Spiderman 2,
which, as always, was awesome. Love that friendly neighborhood Spiderman. Doc Oc was particularly evil and relentless.

So, how goes the story we have been working on? Check the progress here and HOPEFULLY you have something to add.
After all, it would not be a story at all if no one contributed anything to it!

? Traces of cocaine were found on 99% of UK bank notes in a survey in London in 2000. ?

So many words, so little usage.

farrago, n. - confused mass of objects or people; disordered mixture

gaumless, adj. - stupid; witless; vacant

hircismus, n. - stinky armpits

ignivomous, v. - vomiting or spewing forth fire

janiform, adj. - having two faces

? A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court. ?

? Your daily Bilk & Serial

Carol Bundy & Doug Clark (1980) aka "the Sunset Slayer" or "Hollywood Slasher" were a 38-year old couple from Los Angeles who terrorized the Southern California area a whole year, abducting, sexually torturing, killing, & decapitating fifty people, both male and female victims. Doug was a necrophiliac who liked shooting his victims in the head during oral sex. Carol preserved and dressed up the heads in the fridge for Doug to have trophies, and Carol also had a habit of bragging about her role in the killings to boyfriends she then had to kill and mutilate to make them keep quiet. Carol also believed she was the secret wife of infamous serial killer Ted Bundy, although they were not related. The couple were caught due to Carol's bragging to a boyfriend that got away and reported them to the police. Doug received the death penalty and Carol life imprisonment.

Now for more about that Evil Government Conspiracy:

Look again at the United States Capitol. At the extreme Eastern side of the Capitol,
you can see two cul-de-sacs which are irregularly shaped. In fact, when you draw a
bold black line carefully around these cul-de-sacs, and continue the black line around
the Capitol, you get the appearance of a horned owl, with the cul-de-sacs as its ears.
This is not accidental, either. This is another way of representing Satan. Freemasonry
designed the layout of Washington D.C. they placed the owl there and on the American
One Dollar Bill.

The Southern point of the Goathead Pentagram represented the spirit of Satan reaching
into the mind of the goathead, the owl represents the same meaning. In other words, both
the Executive and the Legislative Branches of Government are to be controlled by Satan (II Corinthians 4).

That is all for today. Check out the links for more info, they are more informative. OI!

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Updated: Monday, 25 October 2004 8:10 AM CDT

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Sunday, 24 October 2004

A Sacrosanct Precept of Chaotic Surmise
Mood:

incredulous
Now Playing: PULP-The Night That Minnie Timperley Died
Topic: Bashing Blog Fronts
All previous responses that have not been posted can be found here.
The Story

Familiarity breeds comtempt -?sop

Good morning. It must suck for the bulk of you that it is already Sunday. It's Goth club night, if only I would just go and
check it out...but I shant. I may one day in the future. But not anytime soon. Perhaps February...perhaps. But, since I'm
here, in the freaking sticks, you know, Tomb All, let's cover the Goth Hick clique at your high school!

? England's Stonehenge is 1500 years older than Rome's Colosseum. ?

Y'all Might Be Goth Hicks If...

You don't have two front teeth, but you do have fangs..
You slit your wrists after your sister breaks up with you.
You brand your cattle with the Bauhaus logo.
Your granny crochets your fishnets.
You find yourself watching WWE and pondering how detrimental it must be to the participant's souls.
You own a pair of black pants with a chewing tobacco 'O' ring on the back pocket.
You have both the word "howdy" and the phrase "long, dark torment of the soul" on your answering machine.
Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds and doubles as bondage gear.
The only time you drink blood is when your sister is on her period.

Oh, the laughter ensues... ha ha ha. That is like all those people wearing the tight ass Wranglers and Metallica t-shirts when
I was in high school here for that partial year in 9th grade. **And just for the record, this is a problem that ALL goths have:
Trying to ride a bicycle without reminding the people you pass of Miss Elmira Gulch, forcing them to hum the wicked witch
theme from The Wizard of Oz. (It's the stinkin' truth!)

? Mosquitoes dislike citronella because it irritates their feet. ?

Now for the real blog entry for today. All of that was just for satyrical purposes only!

Words Words Words

abducent, v. - turning away; bearing away from
babeldom, n. - a confused sound of voices
cacodemomania, n. - pathological belief that one is inhabited by an evil spirit
decrassify, v. - to make less crass or boorish
etiolate, v. - to become pale; to make pale by depriving of light

A few disturbing curiousities that should make you think:

On the back of the U.S. one dollar bill, just below the pyramid that has the All-Seeing Eye above it, you will find...
"Novus Ordo Seclorum" which translated means, "New World Order." There are actual "Egyptian-worshiping, Osiris/Isis
ritual conducting" MASONS in the White House who believe "in the power of 19.5 and 33."

The Satanic symbol & the Masonic layout of Washington D.C.

In the street layout of Washington D.C., the fifth point is the White House, a symbol placement which represents the intention
that the spirit and the mind of Lucifer will be permanently residing in the White House.

The White House makes up the southern most tip of the Goathead.

Lansat satellite image of the White House and surrounding northern area.

In the map above, beginning from top left to top middle:

1. Dupont Circle, Logan Circle, and Scott Circle in the middle, form the top three points of the Devil's Goathead of Mendes, one
of the most important types of the Five-pointed Devil's Pentagram.
2. Washington Circle forms the extreme left-hand point of the Goathead.
3. Mt. Vernon Square forms the extreme right-hand point of the Goathead.
4. The White House forms the fifth and bottom point of the Goathead.

There is a 666 evident in the most important top three circles of the Goathead, Dupont Circle, Scott Circle, and Logan Circle.
Each of these streets has six major streets coming into them from all angles of the circle. This type of encoding is so typical of
the occultist. Everything was deliberately planned to stamp the power of Freemasonry and the symbols of its plans for America
indelibly upon Government Center in Washington D.C. The combination of the the Goathead of Mendes, Devil's Pentagram, and
the practical existence of the number 666 within the three upper points of the Pentagram, unmistakably shows that Lucifer is
planned to be the ultimate master of Governmental Center. ALL of this information can be found at The Forbidden Knowledge
site.

And finally, the Freemason design along with the other proof:

Has any of this made you think? I certainly hope it has. It is a learning experience. One final unrelated fact...

? Catnip can affect lions and tigers as well as house cats. It excites them because it contains a chemical that resembles an excretion of
the dominant female's urine. ?

Good day, droogies.

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Updated: Sunday, 24 October 2004 10:29 AM CDT

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Saturday, 23 October 2004

A Sudden, Involuntary Contraction
Mood:

loud
Now Playing: Coil-Nasa Arab
Topic: Flight of the Fancy Pants

Respectability offends my taste. - Friedrich Nietzsche

I feel the grotesque integument of a TX summer when it is indeed Autumn. When will it go away?!?! Loathing the season
and hoping for a quicksilver reformation, I am growing impatient.

October is nearing it's end, and I am all too excited to watch it's passing! It brings Halloween and my loveliest of lovelies,
the Rennaissance! Shall you be going this year? Everyone should experience it at least once in their lifetime. It is an awe-
some throwback to the days of old. Although one man was stabbed to death two weekends ago in the parking lot, easy
access to weapons and the like are not such a wise idea.

? Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the death of their cats. ?

Face First into the Pit of Words

gallow-grass, n. - hemp, as furnishing halters for the gallows.

februate, v. - to purge souls by sacrifice or prayers.

selynesse, adj. - happiness

odalisque, n. - A concubine or woman slave in a harem.

? In 1845, President Andrew Jackson's pet parrot was removed from his funeral for swearing. ?

Another day and this is taking me forever! I will be adding another serial killer feature today. It is gross. Way more gross
than Albert Fish, in the sense of what he actually did. I know pedophilia is gross and detesting, but they both possessed an
unequivocal evil.

Ed Gein - Virgo - All Virgos are Mad!!!
Many movies have been based on this serial killer's obsessions. Early on he became particularly interested in the atrocities committed by the Nazis during the Second World War and the medical experiments performed on Jews in the concentration camps. Soon he graduated on to the real thing by digging up decaying female corpses. These he dissected & keep some parts heads, sex organs, livers, hearts and intestines. Then he would flay the skin from the body, wearing it himself dancing around his house, a practice that apparently gave him intense gratification

On other occasions, Gein took only the body parts that particularly interested him. He was fascinated by the excised female genitalia, which he would fondle and play with, sometimes stuffing them into a pair of women's panties, which he then wore around the house.

Gein's fascination with the female body eventually led him to seek out fresher samples. His victims, always women of his mother's age, included residents from his own community. He was suspected and a search of his house ensued. There, the gruesome evidence proved that his bizarre obsessions had finally exploded into murder, and much, much worse.

Discovered in the kitchen was a naked, headless body, the mother of the town's deputy, hanging upside down from a meat hook and slit open down the front. Her head and intestines were discovered in a box, and her heart in a plastic bag in the dining room.

Other discoveries:

10 preserved face skins

Skin taken from the upper torso of a woman rolled up on the floor

A belt fashioned from carved-off nipples

A chair upholstered with human skin

The crown of a skull used as a soup-bowl

Lampshades covered in flesh pulled taut

A table propped up by a human shinbones

The four posts on Gein's bed were topped with skulls

A human head hung on the wall

Nine death-masks (the skinned faces of women)

Bracelets made out of human skin

Soup bowls fashioned from skulls

A shoe box full of female genitalia

Faces stuffed with newspapers and mounted on the walls

"Mammary vest" (flayed from the torso of a woman)

Gein later confessed that he enjoyed dressing himself in this and other human-skin garments and pretending he was his own mother. The scattered remains of an estimated fifteen bodies were found at the farmhouse when Gein was arrested, but he could not remember how many murders he had actually committed. The discovery of these horrors sent shock waves throughout Eisenhower era America. Although considered fit to stand trial, Ed was found guilty, but criminally insane. He was first committed to the Central State Hospital at Waupon, then in 1978 he was moved to the Mendota Mental Health Institute where he died in the geriatric ward in 1984, aged 77. It is said he was a model prisoner - gentle, polite and discreet. He died of respiratory and heart failure in 1984.

Have a great Saturday. Word up!

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Friday, 22 October 2004

Beaten at the Brow by a Chocolate Cow
Mood:

irritated
Now Playing: The Shins-Caring Is Creepy
Topic: Curds, tallow and oats

'Are you not the most loathsome of my.....goblins'

The song I am listening to at the moment kicks ass ("Caring is Creepy"), if you like that sort of music. I did not
think Albuquerque could offer something cool. No way. They sort of remind me of XTC and James. I don't know
exactly how to describe [The Shins]. It was a great song though. I am most positive that I will hear thirty more
songs by other artists before I am through with this entry!

? Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. ?

Another Friday! I bet you're glad this week is over. Just another weekend and what are your plans? Perhaps a
night at the bar, the movies, and since we are in TX, you know those are your only choices. Unless you bowl, do
you bowl? Oh, I know, billiards! There's something to do while you're at the bowling alley. The cost of entertain-
ment in this age is exploitation. You know it, I know it, and THEY know it. We are all exploited.

Is the vocabulary getting too habitual? Maybe I will only offer three words today and perhaps we shant get burned
out on it.

tankerous, adj. - ill natured; peevish

rum-bluffer, n. - a jolly host; innkeeper

mopple, adj. - to confuse

I was going to include a serial killer piece in today's entry and after nearly four hours of reading up on these people,
I am having a hard time trying to choose which one is suitable for today. I should choose at random, and close my
eyes and blindly click on a name so that we are all surprised by the results!

Albert Fish

Albert Fish killed between eight and fifteen victims, and he was a cannibal, child molestor,
and sado-masochist. Albert liked to be beaten with a nail studded paddle, and liked to stick
needles under his fingernails and in his groin.

In 1928, Albert kidnapped 12 year old Grace Budd, took her to an abandoned shack, and
proceeded to strangle her, cut her up, and cook her into a stew, which he ate.

Albert sent a letter to her parents, telling them how he took her, and killed and ate her.
Albert said she was not molested before she died, she died a virgin. The letter was traced
back to Fish, and police found his "implements of hell", which included a handsaw, meat
cleaver, and knives.

Albert pled insane, but was found fit to stand trial. He was found guilty and sentenced to death. On January 16,
1936, he was electrocuted in Sing Sing prison, NY. Witnesses claims he helped the attendents strap himself in,
and stated "the electric chair, the supreme thrill, the only one I haven't tried."

? Chocolate syrup was used for blood in the famous 45 second shower scene in Alfred Hitchcock's movie, Psycho, which
actually took 7 days to shoot. ?

The blog is taking me forever today. I do not even have a decent picture to post yet (10:37 am) and I started this over
six hours ago! I care nothing for the story today. Perhaps tomorrow I will continue it. Good day, then.

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Thursday, 21 October 2004

A Tralatitious Interpretation of Rubbish
Mood:

don't ask
Now Playing: Dead Can Dance-Ariadne
Topic: Shun not the blog

Give to me your hopeless hearts and make me ill.

It seems to me that whenever I try to take advantage of an online radio source, I click 'play' & it always starts with the
same song by the same band every morning. I do not appreciate that crap. The list is supposed to be taylored around
my preferences and yet, I skip the same stupid song every morning. No, I don't like Deep Forest, nor do I care much
at all for Enya. But I do enjoy hearing songs by the Magnetic Fields and the Tear Garden which is all I do like about the
whole idea behind custom radio stations, minus the crap they think you'll like based on what you do like (and the wait is
generally moderate, unwanted, but moderate.) I'll have to inform them that Skinny Puppy has NOTHING in common with
Meat Beat Manifesto nor is KMFDM anything like Bjork. I type in Dead Can Dance and it spits out Moby. I guess that is
just another way we are letting the machines think for us...

"I will not eat anything with the word 'dick' in it" But what about Spotted Dick? It's only a dessert! Well, an English dessert:
A cylinder of dense spongy dough with raisins or currants imbedded in it, which make it "spotted"; "dick" referring to the
dough. So, raisin cake. Wow! Something so simple with such a repulsive name! It sounds like a disease.

And cheap, too! Only 99 pence!

? The correct response to the Irish greeting, "Top of the morning to you," is "and the rest of the day to yourself." ?

Just Words

CODSWALLOP, n. - Nonsense

HAPTIC, adj. - Of, or relating to, the sense of touch or tactile sensations.

GOMER, n. - An undesirable hospital patient.

HONEYFUGGLE, v. - Deceive by flattery or sweet-talk; swindle or cheat.

KELEMENOPY, n. - A sequential straight line through the middle of everything, leading nowhere.

INCARNADINE adj. and v. - As an adjective: relating to a blood-red or crimson colour; as a verb: to render
something that colour.

PILGARLIC, n. - A bald-headed man; a person looked on with humorous contempt or mock pity.

One man's bathroom is another man's cackatorium.
Germany: stlles ?rtchen ("silent little place"), donnerbalken ("thunder board"), and plumsklo ("plop closet")
Australia: Dunny, diddy, toot and brasco
Russia: ubornaya ("adornment place")
France: pissoir
Holland: bestekamer ("best room")

? Neither horses nor rabbits have the ability to vomit. ?

Gruesome Collectibles

A toilet seat allegedly belonging to Adolf Hitler was put up for auction in Los Angeles in 1968. It was claimed
that it had been rescued from Hitler's bunker in 1945.

The fridge in which serial killer Jeffery Dahmer, "the Milwaukee Cannibal," stored his victim's "parts" went to
auction in 1996 to settle claims made by the families of some of his victims.

The world's most collectible turd is a nine-inch stool known as the Lloyds Bank Turd. The unique Viking poo, so
called because it was found in an archaeoligical dig under Llyods bank, is insured for ?20,000.

The stuffed carcass of Toto, from the 1939 film, The Wizard of Oz, fetched ?2,300 at auction in 1996.

To continue with the yet unnamed blog story...

Deep in the wranglands? of Peppergate, there loomed an obscurity in the air, much slampant and imposing with ...
a green mist and a foul stench, reminiscent of the bogs of Peppergate Forest.? Limping through the brush, a frail old woman ...
burdened by the weight of a pale containing verter-water?, recently extracted from the grave of her beloved, wandered
hopelessly searching for ... the path that would take her back to her home, a home long since vanished when the roots of the
trees consumed what they felt was rightfully theirs. The journey to her beloved's grave was long and treacherous, compounded
by the fact that the accident she met .... a talking worm named Samuel. And he tried to climb up her leg and eat away at her stitches.
But he couldn't do that, because then her leaves would fall out and she would have no legs to walk on. So she decided... to continue,
but it left her hopeless and nightfoundered? for fear she too, would be absorbed by the Deadciduous Grove. Accompanied by her new
friend, Samuel, they managed to make it until morning, eating nothing but frond? wafers and ... deer droppings. Suddenly a screech
owl swooped down and plucked poor Samuel from the ground. In a flash the owl flew back to her nest and proceeded to rip Samuel
apart and then finally to devour him. The old bat was mortified and hurled a curse up at the owl...

? the leaf of a fern

Good Thursday to you all! Enjoy your newfound knowledge and bludgeon your peers with it!

Posted by punksoup at 8:11 AM CDT

Updated: Saturday, 23 October 2004 5:56 AM CDT

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