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Artificial Intelligence
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Everything In Moderation
Flight of the Fancy Pants
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Grim is the Reaper
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Like Peeing in a Pod
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Raise the Fist
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Tabacco Stained Toe Nails
Tepid Predilection
The Mighty Palimpsest
The Pedantic Opus
The Spider's Bollocks
They eat Mallomars
This aint no tree!
Three on a Spike
Tragic Reverie
Undigestable Candy Corn
Weebles SHOULD fall down
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Friday, 19 November 2004
The Rubber Band & The Food Group
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: Cocteau Twins-Cherry-Coloured Funk
Topic: Tabacco Stained Toe Nails


Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.
Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
Oscar Wilde (1854–1900)

Friday? Again? If I were younger, each Friday would seem immeasurable from the last. Age will
never understand time. So, then I know some of you will be home all week next week for your
Thanksgiving break. Why is it a whole week now? Back in the day, it was Wed. - Fri. and then, of
course the normal weekend. So, 5 days! That's all, no more, and now it's 7 days? Why? Oh, why?
Like the Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?, the world may never know™ (or however you use those damn
symbols!)

? Before 1941, fingerprints were not accepted as evidence in court. ?

Back to the Songs! I find it interesting that these songs are not what I originally thought they were
about. So, I will dig up the facts and what else is out there!

  • silverchair, "Ana's Song" - Lead singer Daniel Johns wrote this about his fight with the eating
    disorder Anorexia. It references Lady Diana Spencer, as she also suffered from an eating
    disorder. Daniel Johns is now suffering from "reactive arthritis," so who knows what he'll write
    next? An interesting fact about silverchair: In their native land, they were nicknamed "Nirvana
    in Pajamas" because they were so young!
  • Outkast, "Ms. Jackson" - The lyrics are a message to the mother of singer Erykah Badu. Andre
    3000 (Andre Benjamin), one of the rappers in the group, had a child with Badu out of wedlock.
    He wanted Badu's mother to hear his side of the story, as he felt he was being portrayed as a
    bad father. He felt Badu kept him away from their child on purpose. The child Andre had with
    Badu is a boy named Seven Sirius Benjamin. "Ms. Jackson" is a name they made up. Badu's
    mother is really named Kolleen Wright. She knew it was about her the first time she heard it.
  • The Used, "Blue and Yellow" - "It's a song about me and [frontman] Bert McCracken's friend-
    ship," guitarist Quinn Allman explained. "When the band started to really pick up and people
    started to really get interested, we were almost not being friends anymore because we were
    focusing so much time on the band and not on each other." The colors in the title could have
    some meaning. The color blue belongs to the Planet Venus, the giver of Love, devotion and
    harmony. The musical note of blue is G, a favorite key for the composer of romantic music.
    The color yellow belongs to the planet Mercury, and is said to stimulate the nerves of the brain
    and body. Mercury instills a quick intellect by stimulating the nervous system, so nothing can
    remain stagnant under the influence of this planet.

So, that's really cool. I didn't know that about those songs. It's weird! But I enjoy it. We learn some-
thing new everyday!

No vocabulary for today. I just don't feel like it, if that's cool with you! Maybe you can submit a really
funky word along with it's definition! Yeah, you go ahead and do that! Entertain me!

? Cattle are the only mammals that are retro-mingent (they pee backwards). ?

Could you imagine peeing backwards! Or even sideways!!!?? Oh man that would be so fucking funny
to see! I dare you to try that! And then tell me how it worked out for you! Backwards I mean!

? Bock's Car was the name of the B-29 Bomber that dropped the Atom Bomb on Nagasaki. (Like
Box Car Racer!)
?

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Posted by punksoup at 7:12 AM CST
Thursday, 18 November 2004
Evil Which Absconds From the Light
Now Playing: P.I.L-This Is Not A Love Song
Topic: Everything In Moderation


Evil is as evil does

We are almost at the end of another week. Next week is Thanksgiving vacation for all the kids
in school, A.K.A Hell Week for parents. Well, maybe not that bad. It depends on who your kids
are... Hmmmmm. Points to ponder, and ponder I shall.

? Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in
Malaysia combined.
?

So, what to write about today? I really don't know. I am clueless and could give a damn if I did
not have anywhere to go with this damn blog! It's for your entertainment, so I know I need to
give you something worth while. Damn... Let's talk about something weird, jusy plain weird...

? February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. ?

What's It All Aboot?

These are some songs I could find the meanings for so I could share it with you and you could
be amazed! And you will be!!!

  • Alice In Chains, "Man in the Box" - This is about censorship, with animal cruelty used as
    a metaphor. The man in the box is like a veal calf trapped in confinement.
  • Pearl Jam, "Jeremy" - About a boy who kills himself at school to get revenge on the stud-
    ents who tormented him. It is based on the true story of Jeremy Delle, a 16 year old who
    killed himself in front of his English class at Richardson High School in Richardson, Texas.
  • Oasis, "Champagne Supernova" - Noel Gallagher got the title when he misheard the name
    of the Pixies album Bossanova. He was watching a documentary about champagne at the
    time.
  • System of a Down, "Sugar" - This song is about the artificial sweetener Aspartame. Aspar-
    tame has been linked to people having uncontrollable homicidal tendencies, and an increase
    in the numbers of brain tumors as suggested in the report by the World Health Organization.
    In the video, the words 'Aspartame kills' pop up briefly. In the lyrics Serj makes reference to
    violence: 'My girlfriend she lashes out sometimes and then I just f*cking kick her then baby,
    she's ok.'
  • The Dead Kennedys, "I Fought The Law" - The song is about the murder of San Francisco
    mayor George Moscone and his aide Harvey Milk ("I blew George and Harvey's brains out with
    my six-gun") by police officer Dan White, who later managed to get out of a double murder
    sentence through a rather peculiar insanity defense - he claimed he went temporarily insane
    after eating too many Twinkies ("Twinkies are the best friends I ever had") even though there
    is evidence the murders were premeditated.

So, there you have it. Maybe there are songs you would like to know more about. If there are, post them
on the board and I will cover them tomorrow! It's interesting because we never really knew the extent of
the truth.

Vocabulary? How about just 3?!?!

  • obolary, adj. - extremely poor
  • ragmatical, adj. - wild, ill-behaved
  • vesical, adj. - pertaining to the bladder

? The word "samba" means "to rub navels together." ?

Long blog today. I hope you enjoyed it. If not, please leave your complaints at the board and I will
deal with them accordingly. More than likey, you will get a big, "Piss Off" but just because I don't
care, doesn't mean I don't understand! Oi to the world! Good Day!

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Posted by punksoup at 6:51 AM CST
Updated: Thursday, 18 November 2004 6:53 AM CST
Wednesday, 17 November 2004
Indicate Change On Reverse Side
Mood:  loud
Now Playing: Death In June-We Are The Lust
Topic: Rich In Fatty Soy


"Now you shall deal with me, O Prince, and all the powers of HELL!"

These days, I am happy being alive. I think once you have seen that the light at the end of the tunnel
is an oncoming train, it puts a whole new perspective on the way one thinks and puts a value on our
mortality. I wake up in the morning and am so greatful, because we are never promised a tomorrow
and once we are jaded it seems we take for granted the smallest things, like breathing, freedom, and
even the ability to just get up and walk outside no matter what the weather is like.

What I really love about Wednesdays is the fact that I get to say, "Happy Hump Day," because it's so
elementary to get a kick out of using the word HUMP. And I never claimed to be all grown up, because
if anyone knows me, they know I will never grow up no matter how old I am!

? The last descendant of the prolific musical Bach family died on Christmas Day, 1845 ?

Nonsense to Meaning

  • habromania, n. - insanity featuring cheerful delusions
  • ichthyolatry, n. - the worship of fish
  • jabberwock, adj. - nonsense, gibberish
  • karezza, n. - prolonged sex avoiding orgasm
  • lardaceous, adj. - of or relating to lard

? A diamond will not dissolve in acid. The only thing that can destroy it is intense heat. ?

The Holy Grail

In Christian mythology, the Holy Grail was the dish or cup, which Jesus used at the Last Supper, or alternatively a vessel that caught his blood during his crucifixion, or sometimes both. It was said to have the power to heal all wounds. A theme joined to the Christianised Arthurian mythos relates to the quest for the Holy Grail. The legend may be a combination of genuine Christian lore with a Celtic myth of a cauldron endowed with special powers. Whether graal is Celtic or Old French, it never refers to any cup or bowl but this.

According to the Catholic Encyclopedia, it was only after the cycle of Grail romances was well established in identifying the cup of the Last Supper with the Grail that late medieval writers came up with a false etymology from the fact that in Old French, san grial means "Holy Grail" and sang rial means "royal blood". Since then, Sangreal is sometimes employed to lend a medievalizing air in referring to the Holy Grail. This connection with royal blood bore fruit in a modern best-seller linking many historical conspiracies (see below).

The Grail legend is believed by some to be a Gothic legend, which first came together in the form of written romances, deriving perhaps from some pre-Christian folkloric hints, in the later 12th and early 13th centuries. The early Grail romances centered on Percival and were then woven into the more general Arthurian fabric. The Grail romances were French; though they were translated into other European vernaculars, no new essential elements were added.

Also the Legends of King Arthur, the Knights of the Round Table and the Holy Grail are believed by some groups of scholars to be of Scythian Iranian origin.

? An ounce of gold can be stretched into a wire 50 miles long. ?

'Tis all, my Droogies! Happy Hump Day!

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Posted by punksoup at 1:01 PM CST
Tuesday, 16 November 2004
And We All Fall Down
Mood:  blue
Now Playing: Silence
Topic: Rice in the Lemon Butter


This guy isn't even dead. Is that doctor from Tomball?

The return of the blog. Although I have been absent, I still don't have much to contribute. I can tell you this:
Since Wednesday of last week, I have been on a steady diet of apple juice, jello and chicken bullion broth, 3
times a day and now that I am home, I am on the same damn thing. I won't change my diet because it does
not upset the eco-system that is my stomach. The only thing that I have changed is that I get to choose my
flavor of jello. And I even stick to the same eating schedule. WEIRD. So at the moment, I am sippin' on the
flavored water they call soup.

? Every human has spent about half an hour as a single cell. ?

Cantankerous Words

absinthism, n. - disease resembling alcoholism
cancerophobia, n. - a fear of cancer
decrudescence, adj. - diminution or reduction of a disease

? Lab tests can detect traces of alcohol in urine six to 12 hours after a person has stopped drinking. ?

So, I have stopped drinking alcohol and am trying to eliminate my smoking habit. It is my hope that I will
live a long and prosperous life. And who needs those nasty habits anyway? It only ages us quicker and
makes ya smell bad. And I have never been one to enjoy stinking up the place. How about you? Do you
care about the way you smell? Perhaps you would not buy all that perfumed crap if you didn't care so much.

? Three-hundred-million cells die in the human body every minute. ?

Alright. I am trying not to spend too much time making my daily entry. I have more important things to do
more importantly, better things to live for. So, this is all for today. Try to forget that it is Monday and you
may actually have a good day!

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Posted by punksoup at 6:30 AM CST
Updated: Tuesday, 16 November 2004 7:59 AM CST
Wednesday, 10 November 2004
How to Transfix Your Enemies
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: Siouxsie & the Banshees-Nicotine Stain
Topic: Three on a Spike


Someone is giving me the evil eye.

Ah, good day, chaps. How does this Hump Day find you? It has found me sleepless. Just completely wiped out. I don't know why either. I was pretty medicated last night, you know, cold and flu season. However, that rascally old sandman did not visit me last night. I suppose worse things could happen, like not having a place to sleep, or better still, having to share a bed with the likes of Ralphie May or William Hung. GAG!

I would like to suggest that evreyone see Van Helsing. It was a really good movie. I learned a few interesting things from that movie, rather from behind the scenes. Such as, Dr. Van Helsing was created by author Bram Stoker. Abraham Van Helsing, which was also Bram's first name was created as a character that represented him, or so it is thought. Dr. Van Helsing made his first appearance in Stoker's novel Dracula. In the movie, Van Helsing he is monster hunter rather than just a vampire hunter/anthropology professor. And not just any hunter, he is refered to as "the left hand of God." But I shant continue to give it all away. Just see it.

? Bram Stoker's Dracula is the biggest selling novel in the world and is only outsold by the Bible. ?

What is often believed about vampires

  • According to tradition, a vampire is a person who does not die, an "un-dead," whose corpse rises from the grave at night and seeks to suck the blood of the living. The vampire must return to the grave at dawn.
  • Vampires dislike mirrors and silver, so silver crosses or icons were frequently displayed in houses for protection.
  • Excommunicated people, unbaptized children, criminals, babies born with teeth, witches, magicians, and the seventh son of a seventh son can all become vampires.
  • Various methods have been used to protect against vampires. Driving a stake of ash or aspen wood through the heart during the daylight hours will kill one. Until 1823, when it was made illegal, it was common practice in England to drive a stake through the heart of suicides. In Romania, red-hot bars were often used. The body would then be burned or reburied at a crossroads.
The Real Dracula

Vlad III Dracula (Also known as Vlad Tepes /tse'pesh/ or Vlad the Impaler), lived November/December, 1431 - December, 1476, reigned as Prince of Wallachia 1448, 1456-1462 and 1476. He was born in Sighisoara, Transylvania. Thanks to his rule, Wallachia preserved its independence in relation with the Ottoman threat. He is known in Turkish as Kaziglu Bey, or "the Impaler Prince", and is a popular folk hero in Romania and Moldova even today. However, he was a savage ruler - his enemies were impaled, hence his nickname.

In 1431 King Sigismund made Vlad Dracul governor of Transylvania and it was here that his second son, also named Vlad was born. Vlad would be known as "Son of the Dragon" or "Dracula".

In 1436, Vlad Dracul's ambitions lead him to gather supporters for an attempt to seize the throne of Wallachia. This he did, killing the incumbent king, a Danesti, named Alexandru I, and crowned himself Vlad II.

Soon after gaining his throne, Vlad invited the Boyars to his castle in Targoviste. After a day of festivities, Vlad impaled everyone to avenge the death of his father.

During his reign, Vlad was called Tepes (although he called himself Dracula or the son of the leader of the Dracul order) by his people and his enemies. Tepes, or impaler in Romanian languages, was used because of Vlad's habit of impaling people and then supposedly drinking their blood.

Relative Vocabulary

  • aceldama, n. - site or scene of violence or bloodshed
  • cruentation, v. - leaking or oozing of blood from dead body
  • dormition, v. - falling asleep; death
  • emptysis, v. - spitting up of blood
  • funest, adj. - deadly; lamentable

? Elizabeth Bathory was said to be a vampire, however, she bathed in the blood of young virgin girls to keep from growing old. ?

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Posted by punksoup at 6:26 AM CST
Updated: Wednesday, 10 November 2004 6:29 AM CST
Tuesday, 9 November 2004
My Enfeebled Incapacity for the Redundant
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: The Used-Bulimic
Topic: No Peanutbutter & Jelly

Sure, you have freedom of choice.

The sickness has finally hit me. 9 months without a single cold virus and now it's here and wants to kick
my ass. We'll see. I would just like to send a shout out to all the germ enablers, virus hosts and the like.
Without you, this illness would not be possible. Did I say, "Thanks?" Oh well, probably because I am not
all that greatful for it. Fuck all. But I will be covering the facts about germ/virus spreading today. Hope it
informs you people of what not to do when you're sick, namely, going around other people to spread the
joy. It's HELL. And I have people to take care and no, I don't get paid time off, or time off at all for that
matter. The resentment slowly sets in and all I can do it spread it back, pay it forward. Dumb asses.

? Contrary to popular belief, cold weather neither increases your susceptibility nor alters the course of a cold. ?

The Cold Hard Facts:
> Once outside the nasal passages, the cold virus can survive up to three hours on inanimate objects and skin.
> The flu is an acute respiratory infection caused by a virus. The virus is spread through airborne droplets of
respiratory fluids when a person coughs or sneezes.
> Colds can occur year-round, but are most common during the fall and winter.
> Children under 17 years of age catch an average of five to 12 colds per year

How to prevent your nasty disease from spreading:

  • Since colds are caused by so many different viruses, the immunities you develop to one virus won't
    protect you against other cold viruses. While there are no sure ways to prevent a cold, the following
    precautions may help you to avoid catching a cold.
  • Wash your hands frequently; this is the best defense.
  • Stay away from people who have colds, especially when they sneeze or cough.  Most colds are picked
    up either by hand-to-hand contact, or by inhaling the infected droplets from a cough or sneeze.

Sick Words:

  • germicide, n. - substance that kills germs
  • hydropathy, n. - treating diseases with water
  • iatraliptic, adj. - relating to the curing of diseases by means of unguents
  • klendusic, adj. - able to withstand disease due to protective mechanis
  • lazar, n. - leper or person with similar pestilential disease

So, as you can see, I am full of resentment and HATE HATE HATE it when people get me sick! I am absolutely
dreadful when this happens. I believe I shalln't go any further on this matter as I feel I have made my case.

Happy thoughts for today... just to sort of make up for my hostility.
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like......night.
On the other hand....you have different fingers.

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Posted by punksoup at 8:02 AM CST
Monday, 8 November 2004
Ho Ho Holiday Madness
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: Amazingly, I am not listening to anything right now!!!
Topic: This aint no tree!


The world is black
And hearts are cold...

Another week and that much closer to Christmas. Oh, joy... the power of spending. A great money
holiday with all the trimmings. It is not even about Christmas anymore, it's about buying crap for
people who don't need any more crap to begin with. Maybe socks are necessary, and just maybe
new underwear, but do we need a holiday to buy that? No... you were going to buy it anyway, so
church it up with a fancy title?

The tradition of the Christmas tree was started in Germany. But do you know why? Well, In the 7th
century a monk from Crediton, Devonshire, went to Germany to teach the Word of God. He did many
good works there, and spent much time in Thuringia, an area which was to become the cradle of the
Christmas Decoration Industry.

? In 1836, Alabama is the first state in the USA to declare Christmas a legal holiday. ?

Legend has it that he used the triangular shape of the Fir Tree to describe the Holy Trinity of God,
the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. The converted people began to revere the Fir tree as God's Tree,
as they had previously revered the Oak. By the 12th century it was being hung, upside-down, from
ceilings at Christmas time in Central Europe, as a symbol of Christianity.

The first decorated tree was at Riga in Latvia, in 1510. In the early 16th century, Martin Luther is
said to have decorated a small Christmas Tree with candles, to show his children how the stars
twinkled through the dark night.

? Most artificial trees are manufactured in Korea, Taiwan, or Hong Kong. ?

In the mid 16th century, Christmas markets were set up in German towns, to provide everything
from gifts, food and more practical things such as a knife grinder to sharpen the knife to carve the
Christmas Goose! At these fairs, bakers made shaped gingerbreads and wax ornaments for people
to buy as souvenirs of the fair, and take home to hang on their Christmas Trees.

The best record we have is that of a visitor to Strasbourg in 1601. He records a tree
decorated with "wafers and golden sugar-twists (Barleysugar) and paper flowers of
all colours". The early trees were biblically symbolic of the Paradise Tree in the Garden
of Eden. The many food items were symbols of Plenty, the flowers, originally only red
(for Knowledge) and White (for Innocence).

Ok, now that we have covered that, let's move onto other things, shall we?

Religiously Speaking

? agape, n. - selfless Christian love; a feast in celebration of such love
? baetyl, n. - magical or holy meteoric stone
? cacaesthesia, n. - morbid sensation
? diamante, adj. - glittering; decoration using glitter
? epiclesis, v. - calling on the Holy Spirit to consecrate the Eucharist

It's A Fact!!!

  • The Puritans in America tried to make Thanksgiving Day the most important annual festival
    instead of Christmas.
  • In 1643, the British Parliament officially abolishes the celebration of Christmas.
  • 6 December is St Nicholas's Day - the first of the gift giving days, especially in Holland and
    Belgium.
  • The sharply pointed leaves were to symbolize the thorns in Christ's crown and the red berries
    drops of his blood. Holly became a nativity tradition

That is all for today. Yeah, I am lazy... so!?!?!

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Posted by punksoup at 7:52 AM CST
Updated: Monday, 8 November 2004 7:54 AM CST
Sunday, 7 November 2004
Swashbuckling Foppery
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: Peter Murphy-Cuts You Up
Topic: Tepid Predilection


Double the creepy, double the freak.

Oh joy! The day is fine and mostly perfect. I am starting today of with a seperate page for you to check out. It
is a hilarious illustration on the horoscope, whether or not you believe in that sort of thing, it is pretty funny by
the makers of "Toothpaste For Dinner." The link is below. The song that I am listening to right now is one which
always reminds me of this time of year, I feel a chill when I hear it, and most appropriately it is cold. Yes, Peter
Murphy rocks!

Funeral homes are actually banned by federal law from embalming your beloved departed without your
permission. This will save you hundreds or thousands of dollars in costs, and it actually isn't likely to stink
up the funeral too much. There is no legal requirement for embalming (except under extraordinary circum-
stances related to the condition of the corpse or cause of death). Your tax dollars at work!

Fancy Words for Common Things

  • obeliscolychny, n. - lighthouse
  • cantatrice, n. - femal singer
  • habiliment, n. - attire
  • palfrenier, n. - groom
  • grenadine, n. - thin silk

The Ever Controversial SpongeBob HomoPants

In 2002, homosexual rumors persisted as SpongeBob reached the upper echelon of status in the gay com-
munity. In numerous episodes, he's observed holding hands and promenading (yes, actually skipping and
prancing) around the town square with his best friend and neighbor Patrick Star. Not even Squidward Ten-
tacles escaped the controversy, as mounting anecdotal evidence pointed toward his fondness for classical
music, practicing the clarinet, and taking long bubblebaths. As a result, novelty shops catering to gay clien-
tele in New York and Atlanta regularly experience difficulty keeping SpongeBob memorabilia in stock.

Tom Kenny skirted the issue on Late Night with Conan O'Brien: "Whether [SpongeBob]
is intended to be a gay character or not, it's never been addressed by us on the show."
He went on to add that all the main characters are hiding "horrible secrets" of their own.
Meanwhile, a different (but equally horrific) urban legend swept elementary schools
across the nation: that a retarded child drowned while trying to reach SpongeBob's
pineapple-shaped house under the sea. Rumor? Or no?

In January 2004, a single-sphered SpongeBob SquarePants balloon traveled over 800
miles at a height of 10,000 feet from Central Mexico to southeast Texas, thirty miles
southwest of Houston. There was a note attached, wishing the recipient a merry Christmas.
Fort Bend County Office of Emergency Management Staff Meteorologist Ron Stagno
announced the balloon probably made the journey in two days.

With that I leave you with your morning NickToons. Good Day.

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Posted by punksoup at 8:58 AM CST
Updated: Sunday, 7 November 2004 9:01 AM CST
Saturday, 6 November 2004
The United States of Trepidation
Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: A Perfect Circle-eMOTIVE (the whole cd)
Topic: A state of alarm or dread

There'a a hole in my soul
and it's filled with dope.

The weather is great outside today. Finally. I will leave it at that. It's a glorious Saturday and I have no plans. Besides not having any plans, I have NO kiddos either. Woo Hoo. So, maybe I will make a plan or two. I am so indecisive.

? An individual blood cell takes about 60 seconds to make a complete circuit of the body. ?

I have had the opportunity to listen to the new cd , eMOTIVE by A Perfect Circle in it's entirety. At about track 3, I realize I have heard these songs, not in this fashion, but I definitely know these songs. I was listening to a very different take on "(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love and Understanding?" which I have only ever heard by Elvis Costello. So, I decide, what the heck! I will look it up and see the playlist. Sure enough. An entire cd with cover versions of protest songs spanning three generations. At the moment, the song that is ringing in my ears was originally done by Marvin Gaye, "What's Going On?" Here is the tagline straight from the official APC site:

With "eMOTIVe," A Perfect Circle restore rock `n' roll to its revolutionary roots by throwing a 12-megaton musical bomb in the face of the ruling class. Described by APC's Maynard James Keenan as "a collection of songs about war, peace, love and greed," the astonishing set blends all-new original material with a provocative selection of cover versions. The tracks chosen bridge three decades of protest songs, spanning an array of genres - hardcore punk and heavy metal, new wave and Delta blues, folk rock and rhythm & blues. Among the insurgent classics reinterpreted on "eMOTIVe" are John Lennon's "Imagine," Marvin Gaye's "What's Going On," Memphis Minnie's blues stomper, "When The Levee Breaks" (made famous by Led Zeppelin), Depeche Mode's "People Are People," Devo's "Freedom Of Choice," Black Flag's "Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie," Fear's "Let's Have A War," Joni Mitchell's "Fiddle And The Drum," and the Nick Lowe (by way of Elvis Costello) anti-anthem, "(What's So Funny `Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding." The album kicks off with an explosive take on "Annihilation," originally recorded by Berkeley aggro-punk legends, Crucifix. The eMOTIVe release is a limited edition special package that includes a lenticular cover.

? The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe. ?

They Have a Name For People Who Do That???

  • omphalopsychite, n. - one who meditates by gazing at the navel
  • ciplinarian, n. - one who teaches disorder
  • flagellantism, n. - the practice of whipping oneself or another
  • witling, n. - one who utters markedly feeble witticisms
  • bibliotaph, n. - one who hoards or hides books

Facts:
? |Chocolate contains phenylethylamine (PEA), a natural substance that is reputed to stimulate the same reaction in the body as falling in love.
? |Beethoven who was a coffee lover, was so particular about his coffee that he always counted 60 beans each cup when he prepared his brew.
? |In 1938 Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel sold all rights to the comic-strip character Superman to their publishers for $130.
? |The chemical n-acetyl-cysteine found in raw eggs is proven to help hangovers.( But I would never try it, because of salmonella.)
? |For two years, during the 1970s, Mattel marketed a doll called "Growing Up Skipper." Her breasts grew when her arm was turned.

A lot like Heroin Bob, this is Fletcher from punk comic Nothing Nice to Say.


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Posted by punksoup at 9:43 AM CST
Updated: Saturday, 6 November 2004 9:48 AM CST
Friday, 5 November 2004
Excremental Symphonic Dialogue
Mood:  d'oh
Now Playing: The Used-Maybe Memories
Topic: Spleen and Ideal


Fancy seeing you here.

I did no morning blog today. Had an endoscopy done to see the extent of the damage that lie in my stomach.
The Images are frightening yet very explanitory as I now know why I am feeling the way I have been for the
past 6 + months. The doctor promises to "fix me" and make it better. Only time will tell. I am not in pain now
for the narcotics they used to put me out whilst under the scope are still in effect, and I have slept much.

My kiddo hooked me up with the two most righteous cds I could want, The Used (debut) and The Used Maybe
Memories which came with a dvd. Most excellent. I am a very happy girl.

? All the moons of the Solar System are named after Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus,
which are named after Shakespearean characters.
?

Deciphering the Code of Nostradamus
Century II

6
Near the gates and within two cities
There will be two scourges the like of which was never seen,
Famine within plague, people put out by steel,
Crying to the great immortal God for relief.

10
Before long all will be set in order,
We will expect a very sinister century,
The state of the masked and solitary ones much changed,
Few will be found who want to be in their place.

34
The senseless ire of the furious combat
Will cause steel to be flashed at the table by brothers:
To part them death, wound, and curiously,
The proud duel will come to harm France.

? The Eiffel Tower was built for the 1889 World's Fair. ?

Definiens (words to define)

  • venesect, v. - to open a vein for blood-letting
  • deleterious, adj. - harmful to body or mind
  • sanguiferous, adj. - bearing blood
  • gerontophilia, n. - sexual attraction towards the elderly
  • belonephobia, n. - fear of pins and needles

Happy Friday!

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