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Tuesday, 16 November 2004
And We All Fall Down
Mood:  blue
Now Playing: Silence
Topic: Rice in the Lemon Butter


This guy isn't even dead. Is that doctor from Tomball?

The return of the blog. Although I have been absent, I still don't have much to contribute. I can tell you this:
Since Wednesday of last week, I have been on a steady diet of apple juice, jello and chicken bullion broth, 3
times a day and now that I am home, I am on the same damn thing. I won't change my diet because it does
not upset the eco-system that is my stomach. The only thing that I have changed is that I get to choose my
flavor of jello. And I even stick to the same eating schedule. WEIRD. So at the moment, I am sippin' on the
flavored water they call soup.

? Every human has spent about half an hour as a single cell. ?

Cantankerous Words

absinthism, n. - disease resembling alcoholism
cancerophobia, n. - a fear of cancer
decrudescence, adj. - diminution or reduction of a disease

? Lab tests can detect traces of alcohol in urine six to 12 hours after a person has stopped drinking. ?

So, I have stopped drinking alcohol and am trying to eliminate my smoking habit. It is my hope that I will
live a long and prosperous life. And who needs those nasty habits anyway? It only ages us quicker and
makes ya smell bad. And I have never been one to enjoy stinking up the place. How about you? Do you
care about the way you smell? Perhaps you would not buy all that perfumed crap if you didn't care so much.

? Three-hundred-million cells die in the human body every minute. ?

Alright. I am trying not to spend too much time making my daily entry. I have more important things to do
more importantly, better things to live for. So, this is all for today. Try to forget that it is Monday and you
may actually have a good day!

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Posted by punksoup at 6:30 AM CST
Updated: Tuesday, 16 November 2004 7:59 AM CST

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