Mood:
chattyNow Playing: Peter Murphy-Cuts You Up
Topic: Tepid Predilection
Double the creepy, double the
freak.
Oh joy! The day is fine and
mostly perfect. I am starting today of with a seperate page for
you to check out. It
is a hilarious illustration on the horoscope, whether or not you
believe in that sort of thing, it is pretty funny by
the makers of "Toothpaste For Dinner." The link is
below. The song that I am listening to right now is one which
always reminds me of this time of year, I feel a chill when I
hear it, and most appropriately it is cold. Yes, Peter
Murphy rocks!
Funeral homes are actually
banned by federal law from embalming your beloved departed
without your
permission. This will save you hundreds or thousands of dollars
in costs, and it actually isn't likely to stink
up the funeral too much. There is no legal requirement for
embalming (except under extraordinary circum-
stances related to the condition of the corpse or cause of
death). Your tax dollars at work!
Fancy Words for Common Things
- obeliscolychny, n. - lighthouse
- cantatrice, n. - femal singer
- habiliment, n. - attire
- palfrenier, n. - groom
- grenadine, n. - thin silk
The Ever Controversial SpongeBob HomoPants
In 2002, homosexual rumors
persisted as SpongeBob reached the upper echelon of status in the
gay com-
munity. In numerous episodes, he's observed holding hands and
promenading (yes, actually skipping and
prancing) around the town square with his best friend and
neighbor Patrick Star. Not even Squidward Ten-
tacles escaped the controversy, as mounting anecdotal evidence
pointed toward his fondness for classical
music, practicing the clarinet, and taking long bubblebaths. As a
result, novelty shops catering to gay clien-
tele in New York and Atlanta regularly experience difficulty
keeping SpongeBob memorabilia in stock.
Tom Kenny skirted the issue on Late
Night with Conan O'Brien: "Whether [SpongeBob]
is intended to be a gay character or not, it's never been
addressed by us on the show."
He went on to add that all the main characters are hiding
"horrible secrets" of their own.
Meanwhile, a different (but equally horrific) urban legend swept
elementary schools
across the nation: that a retarded child drowned while trying to
reach SpongeBob's
pineapple-shaped house under the sea. Rumor? Or no?
In January 2004, a
single-sphered SpongeBob SquarePants balloon traveled over 800
miles at a height of 10,000 feet from Central Mexico to southeast
Texas, thirty miles
southwest of Houston. There was a note attached, wishing the
recipient a merry Christmas.
Fort Bend County Office of Emergency Management Staff
Meteorologist Ron Stagno
announced the balloon probably made the journey in two days.
With that I leave you with your morning NickToons. Good Day.
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