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Tuesday, 26 October 2004

There Never Was Such A Time
Mood:

accident prone
Now Playing: Buzzcocks-What Do I Get?
Topic: Digesting the Readers

Not with a bang, but a whimper.

Hi. Hello. Greetings and Salutations. Ever in search of things that will shock and amaze the masses, I have found some pretty
gruesome shit out there. It's frightening to see what people are capible of, even more so, what fascinates people. I will keep
adding gross-outs until you are so desensitized that it no longer provokes a reaction or further thought.

? Hypnophobia is a morbid fear of sleep and falling asleep. ?

Evil is the Hand that Rules the World
? Cloak & Dagger
? Vox News
? Famous Freemasons

Check the above links and read for yourself. It's all very interesting and a completely differnt point of view.

"Who controls the past, controls the future: who controls the present, controls the past." ~ George Orwell '1984'

Defined by Reason

kalon, n. - beauty that is more than skin deep

lacuna, n. - a blank space or missing part

macrology, n. - much talk with little to say; redundancy; pleonasm

narcquois, v. - mocking; malicious

obduracy, adj. - stubbornness; persistence

Your rights as a free citizen end here.
? According to a british law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.
? It is illegal to sell an ET doll in France. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.
? Salt Lake City, Utah, has a law against carrying an unwrapped ukulele on the street.
? In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.
? In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be lifted by the law if the driver is deemed either 'poorly dressed' or 'unbathed'.
? In Alabama it is illegal to carry a comb in your pocket, because it may be used as a weapon.
? In Afghanistan it's against the law to fly a kite. To do so is punishable by whipping and imprisonment.

Killing for Company

Dennis Nilsen was the son of an alchoholic Norweigan soldier. His mother divorced his father eight years later and they lived with his grandparents. Dennis was very attached to his grandfather & was heartbroken when he died. His mother remarried when he was nine and he became rather a loner, of the first murder he committed he said that his motive was that he was lonely and emotionally hurt. Dennis Nilsen killed 15 men in his London flat, between December 1978 and February 1983. Nilsen would talk the men into going to his flat for sex, he would get them drunk and then strangle them. He then undressed the body and washed it, cutting the body into pieces, storing parts into a plastic bag and flushing other parts down the toilet.

Nilsen was finally caught when on the 8th February 1983, a maitenance engineer was checking on a drainage system in Muswell Hill, London, having received complaints from tenants that it was blocked. When the engineer checked it he discovered it to be blocked with human flesh, the police were called immediately. When a detective asked thirty seven year old Nilsen (who was a tenant at the flats) about the blocked drains, Nilsen invited him into his flat. The detective noticed a foul odour, then Nilsen told him that the rest of the body was contained in bags. When Nilsen was arrested, he calmly confessed to killing 15 men. In his flat they found numerous body parts, including 2 severed heads and the lower part of a torso. On the 4th day of November 1983, Nilsen was found guilty on 6 charges of murder (even though he had confessed to killing 15 men) and was sentenced to life imprisonment.

We live in a sick, sick world. Good day.

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Monday, 25 October 2004

A Inquisiturient Rhetoric of the Carrion
Mood:

cheeky
Now Playing: Sopor Aeternus-Resume
Topic: Double Spades Effect

9, 10, Never sleep again.

Good Monday. Hope your weekend was fanciful and worry-free as mine was. We finally broke down and saw Spiderman 2,
which, as always, was awesome. Love that friendly neighborhood Spiderman. Doc Oc was particularly evil and relentless.

So, how goes the story we have been working on? Check the progress here and HOPEFULLY you have something to add.
After all, it would not be a story at all if no one contributed anything to it!

? Traces of cocaine were found on 99% of UK bank notes in a survey in London in 2000. ?

So many words, so little usage.

farrago, n. - confused mass of objects or people; disordered mixture

gaumless, adj. - stupid; witless; vacant

hircismus, n. - stinky armpits

ignivomous, v. - vomiting or spewing forth fire

janiform, adj. - having two faces

? A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court. ?

? Your daily Bilk & Serial

Carol Bundy & Doug Clark (1980) aka "the Sunset Slayer" or "Hollywood Slasher" were a 38-year old couple from Los Angeles who terrorized the Southern California area a whole year, abducting, sexually torturing, killing, & decapitating fifty people, both male and female victims. Doug was a necrophiliac who liked shooting his victims in the head during oral sex. Carol preserved and dressed up the heads in the fridge for Doug to have trophies, and Carol also had a habit of bragging about her role in the killings to boyfriends she then had to kill and mutilate to make them keep quiet. Carol also believed she was the secret wife of infamous serial killer Ted Bundy, although they were not related. The couple were caught due to Carol's bragging to a boyfriend that got away and reported them to the police. Doug received the death penalty and Carol life imprisonment.

Now for more about that Evil Government Conspiracy:

Look again at the United States Capitol. At the extreme Eastern side of the Capitol,
you can see two cul-de-sacs which are irregularly shaped. In fact, when you draw a
bold black line carefully around these cul-de-sacs, and continue the black line around
the Capitol, you get the appearance of a horned owl, with the cul-de-sacs as its ears.
This is not accidental, either. This is another way of representing Satan. Freemasonry
designed the layout of Washington D.C. they placed the owl there and on the American
One Dollar Bill.

The Southern point of the Goathead Pentagram represented the spirit of Satan reaching
into the mind of the goathead, the owl represents the same meaning. In other words, both
the Executive and the Legislative Branches of Government are to be controlled by Satan (II Corinthians 4).

That is all for today. Check out the links for more info, they are more informative. OI!

Posted by punksoup at 8:07 AM CDT

Updated: Monday, 25 October 2004 8:10 AM CDT

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Sunday, 24 October 2004

A Sacrosanct Precept of Chaotic Surmise
Mood:

incredulous
Now Playing: PULP-The Night That Minnie Timperley Died
Topic: Bashing Blog Fronts
All previous responses that have not been posted can be found here.
The Story

Familiarity breeds comtempt -?sop

Good morning. It must suck for the bulk of you that it is already Sunday. It's Goth club night, if only I would just go and
check it out...but I shant. I may one day in the future. But not anytime soon. Perhaps February...perhaps. But, since I'm
here, in the freaking sticks, you know, Tomb All, let's cover the Goth Hick clique at your high school!

? England's Stonehenge is 1500 years older than Rome's Colosseum. ?

Y'all Might Be Goth Hicks If...

You don't have two front teeth, but you do have fangs..
You slit your wrists after your sister breaks up with you.
You brand your cattle with the Bauhaus logo.
Your granny crochets your fishnets.
You find yourself watching WWE and pondering how detrimental it must be to the participant's souls.
You own a pair of black pants with a chewing tobacco 'O' ring on the back pocket.
You have both the word "howdy" and the phrase "long, dark torment of the soul" on your answering machine.
Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds and doubles as bondage gear.
The only time you drink blood is when your sister is on her period.

Oh, the laughter ensues... ha ha ha. That is like all those people wearing the tight ass Wranglers and Metallica t-shirts when
I was in high school here for that partial year in 9th grade. **And just for the record, this is a problem that ALL goths have:
Trying to ride a bicycle without reminding the people you pass of Miss Elmira Gulch, forcing them to hum the wicked witch
theme from The Wizard of Oz. (It's the stinkin' truth!)

? Mosquitoes dislike citronella because it irritates their feet. ?

Now for the real blog entry for today. All of that was just for satyrical purposes only!

Words Words Words

abducent, v. - turning away; bearing away from
babeldom, n. - a confused sound of voices
cacodemomania, n. - pathological belief that one is inhabited by an evil spirit
decrassify, v. - to make less crass or boorish
etiolate, v. - to become pale; to make pale by depriving of light

A few disturbing curiousities that should make you think:

On the back of the U.S. one dollar bill, just below the pyramid that has the All-Seeing Eye above it, you will find...
"Novus Ordo Seclorum" which translated means, "New World Order." There are actual "Egyptian-worshiping, Osiris/Isis
ritual conducting" MASONS in the White House who believe "in the power of 19.5 and 33."

The Satanic symbol & the Masonic layout of Washington D.C.

In the street layout of Washington D.C., the fifth point is the White House, a symbol placement which represents the intention
that the spirit and the mind of Lucifer will be permanently residing in the White House.

The White House makes up the southern most tip of the Goathead.

Lansat satellite image of the White House and surrounding northern area.

In the map above, beginning from top left to top middle:

1. Dupont Circle, Logan Circle, and Scott Circle in the middle, form the top three points of the Devil's Goathead of Mendes, one
of the most important types of the Five-pointed Devil's Pentagram.
2. Washington Circle forms the extreme left-hand point of the Goathead.
3. Mt. Vernon Square forms the extreme right-hand point of the Goathead.
4. The White House forms the fifth and bottom point of the Goathead.

There is a 666 evident in the most important top three circles of the Goathead, Dupont Circle, Scott Circle, and Logan Circle.
Each of these streets has six major streets coming into them from all angles of the circle. This type of encoding is so typical of
the occultist. Everything was deliberately planned to stamp the power of Freemasonry and the symbols of its plans for America
indelibly upon Government Center in Washington D.C. The combination of the the Goathead of Mendes, Devil's Pentagram, and
the practical existence of the number 666 within the three upper points of the Pentagram, unmistakably shows that Lucifer is
planned to be the ultimate master of Governmental Center. ALL of this information can be found at The Forbidden Knowledge
site.

And finally, the Freemason design along with the other proof:

Has any of this made you think? I certainly hope it has. It is a learning experience. One final unrelated fact...

? Catnip can affect lions and tigers as well as house cats. It excites them because it contains a chemical that resembles an excretion of
the dominant female's urine. ?

Good day, droogies.

Posted by punksoup at 9:54 AM CDT

Updated: Sunday, 24 October 2004 10:29 AM CDT

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Saturday, 23 October 2004

A Sudden, Involuntary Contraction
Mood:

loud
Now Playing: Coil-Nasa Arab
Topic: Flight of the Fancy Pants

Respectability offends my taste. - Friedrich Nietzsche

I feel the grotesque integument of a TX summer when it is indeed Autumn. When will it go away?!?! Loathing the season
and hoping for a quicksilver reformation, I am growing impatient.

October is nearing it's end, and I am all too excited to watch it's passing! It brings Halloween and my loveliest of lovelies,
the Rennaissance! Shall you be going this year? Everyone should experience it at least once in their lifetime. It is an awe-
some throwback to the days of old. Although one man was stabbed to death two weekends ago in the parking lot, easy
access to weapons and the like are not such a wise idea.

? Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the death of their cats. ?

Face First into the Pit of Words

gallow-grass, n. - hemp, as furnishing halters for the gallows.

februate, v. - to purge souls by sacrifice or prayers.

selynesse, adj. - happiness

odalisque, n. - A concubine or woman slave in a harem.

? In 1845, President Andrew Jackson's pet parrot was removed from his funeral for swearing. ?

Another day and this is taking me forever! I will be adding another serial killer feature today. It is gross. Way more gross
than Albert Fish, in the sense of what he actually did. I know pedophilia is gross and detesting, but they both possessed an
unequivocal evil.

Ed Gein - Virgo - All Virgos are Mad!!!
Many movies have been based on this serial killer's obsessions. Early on he became particularly interested in the atrocities committed by the Nazis during the Second World War and the medical experiments performed on Jews in the concentration camps. Soon he graduated on to the real thing by digging up decaying female corpses. These he dissected & keep some parts heads, sex organs, livers, hearts and intestines. Then he would flay the skin from the body, wearing it himself dancing around his house, a practice that apparently gave him intense gratification

On other occasions, Gein took only the body parts that particularly interested him. He was fascinated by the excised female genitalia, which he would fondle and play with, sometimes stuffing them into a pair of women's panties, which he then wore around the house.

Gein's fascination with the female body eventually led him to seek out fresher samples. His victims, always women of his mother's age, included residents from his own community. He was suspected and a search of his house ensued. There, the gruesome evidence proved that his bizarre obsessions had finally exploded into murder, and much, much worse.

Discovered in the kitchen was a naked, headless body, the mother of the town's deputy, hanging upside down from a meat hook and slit open down the front. Her head and intestines were discovered in a box, and her heart in a plastic bag in the dining room.

Other discoveries:

10 preserved face skins

Skin taken from the upper torso of a woman rolled up on the floor

A belt fashioned from carved-off nipples

A chair upholstered with human skin

The crown of a skull used as a soup-bowl

Lampshades covered in flesh pulled taut

A table propped up by a human shinbones

The four posts on Gein's bed were topped with skulls

A human head hung on the wall

Nine death-masks (the skinned faces of women)

Bracelets made out of human skin

Soup bowls fashioned from skulls

A shoe box full of female genitalia

Faces stuffed with newspapers and mounted on the walls

"Mammary vest" (flayed from the torso of a woman)

Gein later confessed that he enjoyed dressing himself in this and other human-skin garments and pretending he was his own mother. The scattered remains of an estimated fifteen bodies were found at the farmhouse when Gein was arrested, but he could not remember how many murders he had actually committed. The discovery of these horrors sent shock waves throughout Eisenhower era America. Although considered fit to stand trial, Ed was found guilty, but criminally insane. He was first committed to the Central State Hospital at Waupon, then in 1978 he was moved to the Mendota Mental Health Institute where he died in the geriatric ward in 1984, aged 77. It is said he was a model prisoner - gentle, polite and discreet. He died of respiratory and heart failure in 1984.

Have a great Saturday. Word up!

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Friday, 22 October 2004

Beaten at the Brow by a Chocolate Cow
Mood:

irritated
Now Playing: The Shins-Caring Is Creepy
Topic: Curds, tallow and oats

'Are you not the most loathsome of my.....goblins'

The song I am listening to at the moment kicks ass ("Caring is Creepy"), if you like that sort of music. I did not
think Albuquerque could offer something cool. No way. They sort of remind me of XTC and James. I don't know
exactly how to describe [The Shins]. It was a great song though. I am most positive that I will hear thirty more
songs by other artists before I am through with this entry!

? Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. ?

Another Friday! I bet you're glad this week is over. Just another weekend and what are your plans? Perhaps a
night at the bar, the movies, and since we are in TX, you know those are your only choices. Unless you bowl, do
you bowl? Oh, I know, billiards! There's something to do while you're at the bowling alley. The cost of entertain-
ment in this age is exploitation. You know it, I know it, and THEY know it. We are all exploited.

Is the vocabulary getting too habitual? Maybe I will only offer three words today and perhaps we shant get burned
out on it.

tankerous, adj. - ill natured; peevish

rum-bluffer, n. - a jolly host; innkeeper

mopple, adj. - to confuse

I was going to include a serial killer piece in today's entry and after nearly four hours of reading up on these people,
I am having a hard time trying to choose which one is suitable for today. I should choose at random, and close my
eyes and blindly click on a name so that we are all surprised by the results!

Albert Fish

Albert Fish killed between eight and fifteen victims, and he was a cannibal, child molestor,
and sado-masochist. Albert liked to be beaten with a nail studded paddle, and liked to stick
needles under his fingernails and in his groin.

In 1928, Albert kidnapped 12 year old Grace Budd, took her to an abandoned shack, and
proceeded to strangle her, cut her up, and cook her into a stew, which he ate.

Albert sent a letter to her parents, telling them how he took her, and killed and ate her.
Albert said she was not molested before she died, she died a virgin. The letter was traced
back to Fish, and police found his "implements of hell", which included a handsaw, meat
cleaver, and knives.

Albert pled insane, but was found fit to stand trial. He was found guilty and sentenced to death. On January 16,
1936, he was electrocuted in Sing Sing prison, NY. Witnesses claims he helped the attendents strap himself in,
and stated "the electric chair, the supreme thrill, the only one I haven't tried."

? Chocolate syrup was used for blood in the famous 45 second shower scene in Alfred Hitchcock's movie, Psycho, which
actually took 7 days to shoot. ?

The blog is taking me forever today. I do not even have a decent picture to post yet (10:37 am) and I started this over
six hours ago! I care nothing for the story today. Perhaps tomorrow I will continue it. Good day, then.

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Thursday, 21 October 2004

A Tralatitious Interpretation of Rubbish
Mood:

don't ask
Now Playing: Dead Can Dance-Ariadne
Topic: Shun not the blog

Give to me your hopeless hearts and make me ill.

It seems to me that whenever I try to take advantage of an online radio source, I click 'play' & it always starts with the
same song by the same band every morning. I do not appreciate that crap. The list is supposed to be taylored around
my preferences and yet, I skip the same stupid song every morning. No, I don't like Deep Forest, nor do I care much
at all for Enya. But I do enjoy hearing songs by the Magnetic Fields and the Tear Garden which is all I do like about the
whole idea behind custom radio stations, minus the crap they think you'll like based on what you do like (and the wait is
generally moderate, unwanted, but moderate.) I'll have to inform them that Skinny Puppy has NOTHING in common with
Meat Beat Manifesto nor is KMFDM anything like Bjork. I type in Dead Can Dance and it spits out Moby. I guess that is
just another way we are letting the machines think for us...

"I will not eat anything with the word 'dick' in it" But what about Spotted Dick? It's only a dessert! Well, an English dessert:
A cylinder of dense spongy dough with raisins or currants imbedded in it, which make it "spotted"; "dick" referring to the
dough. So, raisin cake. Wow! Something so simple with such a repulsive name! It sounds like a disease.

And cheap, too! Only 99 pence!

? The correct response to the Irish greeting, "Top of the morning to you," is "and the rest of the day to yourself." ?

Just Words

CODSWALLOP, n. - Nonsense

HAPTIC, adj. - Of, or relating to, the sense of touch or tactile sensations.

GOMER, n. - An undesirable hospital patient.

HONEYFUGGLE, v. - Deceive by flattery or sweet-talk; swindle or cheat.

KELEMENOPY, n. - A sequential straight line through the middle of everything, leading nowhere.

INCARNADINE adj. and v. - As an adjective: relating to a blood-red or crimson colour; as a verb: to render
something that colour.

PILGARLIC, n. - A bald-headed man; a person looked on with humorous contempt or mock pity.

One man's bathroom is another man's cackatorium.
Germany: stlles ?rtchen ("silent little place"), donnerbalken ("thunder board"), and plumsklo ("plop closet")
Australia: Dunny, diddy, toot and brasco
Russia: ubornaya ("adornment place")
France: pissoir
Holland: bestekamer ("best room")

? Neither horses nor rabbits have the ability to vomit. ?

Gruesome Collectibles

A toilet seat allegedly belonging to Adolf Hitler was put up for auction in Los Angeles in 1968. It was claimed
that it had been rescued from Hitler's bunker in 1945.

The fridge in which serial killer Jeffery Dahmer, "the Milwaukee Cannibal," stored his victim's "parts" went to
auction in 1996 to settle claims made by the families of some of his victims.

The world's most collectible turd is a nine-inch stool known as the Lloyds Bank Turd. The unique Viking poo, so
called because it was found in an archaeoligical dig under Llyods bank, is insured for ?20,000.

The stuffed carcass of Toto, from the 1939 film, The Wizard of Oz, fetched ?2,300 at auction in 1996.

To continue with the yet unnamed blog story...

Deep in the wranglands? of Peppergate, there loomed an obscurity in the air, much slampant and imposing with ...
a green mist and a foul stench, reminiscent of the bogs of Peppergate Forest.? Limping through the brush, a frail old woman ...
burdened by the weight of a pale containing verter-water?, recently extracted from the grave of her beloved, wandered
hopelessly searching for ... the path that would take her back to her home, a home long since vanished when the roots of the
trees consumed what they felt was rightfully theirs. The journey to her beloved's grave was long and treacherous, compounded
by the fact that the accident she met .... a talking worm named Samuel. And he tried to climb up her leg and eat away at her stitches.
But he couldn't do that, because then her leaves would fall out and she would have no legs to walk on. So she decided... to continue,
but it left her hopeless and nightfoundered? for fear she too, would be absorbed by the Deadciduous Grove. Accompanied by her new
friend, Samuel, they managed to make it until morning, eating nothing but frond? wafers and ... deer droppings. Suddenly a screech
owl swooped down and plucked poor Samuel from the ground. In a flash the owl flew back to her nest and proceeded to rip Samuel
apart and then finally to devour him. The old bat was mortified and hurled a curse up at the owl...

? the leaf of a fern

Good Thursday to you all! Enjoy your newfound knowledge and bludgeon your peers with it!

Posted by punksoup at 8:11 AM CDT

Updated: Saturday, 23 October 2004 5:56 AM CDT

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Wednesday, 20 October 2004

Avenging the Demise of the Mallomars
Mood:

bright
Now Playing: Laibach-Jesus Christ Superstar
Topic: They eat Mallomars

Is it better than a sharp stick in the eye?

Happy Hump Day to all. Another hot, summer day in the middle of October. I suppose it's easier to accept
just knowing it will be passing soon, though it is not quite soon enough.

Hey! I started an interactive do it yourself story yesterday and only got one addition to it. What the hell? You
can't help? Are you "too cool" for interactive do it yourself story writing? No! Bring your creativity to it. And
ONE person used the vocabulary words yesterday. So, that leaves the rest of you sitting there silently, twid-
dling your bums, cheeky monkeys. Just for that, I am jumping straight to ...

Vanishing Vocabulary

coffin-ripe, adj. - on the verge of death.

anthropotomist, n. - one who cuts up or dissects a man; an anatomist [Greek] anthropos,
man, and tomis, one who cuts.

miribilist, n. - one who works wonders; formed on Latin miribilis, wonderful [1500s-1600s]

carroty, adj. - annoyed, angry, after a scolding or mishap. Quick temper is said to go with
red hair.

jemmie duffs, n. - weepers, so called from a noted Scot of the 18th century, who live in
Edinburgh. His great passion, to follow funerals in mourning costume with orthodox weepers.

? For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more. ?

Horror Movie Facts:

In Army of Darkness the skeletons are wearing helmets used in the American Civil War and in World War I.

One more for Army of Darkness, during the final battle a man in a T-shirt and modern shoes charges in with
Henry's army.

When watching Friday The 13th watch when they first roll the dice in the Monopoly game, they show the dice
is 1-2, but it's announced as "double sixes."

Scream was originally called Scary Movie and Scream 2 was originally titled Scream Again.

The blood used at the end of Carrie was actually corn syrup. Good to know, huh?!

? Swans are the only birds with penises. ?

Are we going to continue the story today? I will put the context of yesterday's part and hope like hell you have something
to add. So, please take that into consideration when you respond today! Buenos Dias!

Deep in the wranglands? of Peppergate, there loomed an obscurity in the air, much slampant and imposing with ...
a green mist and a foul stench, reminiscent of the bogs of Peppergate Forest.? Limping through the brush, a frail old woman ...
burdened by the weight of a pale containing verter-water?, recently extracted from the grave of her beloved, wandered
hopelessly searching for ... the path that would take her back to her home, a home long since vanished when the roots of the
trees consumed what they felt was rightfully theirs. The journey to her beloved's grave was long and treacherous, compounded
by the fact that the accident she met ....
left her hopeless and nightfoundered? for fear she too, would be absorbed by the Deadciduous Grove.

---'Spike...Where does this go?

a talking worm named Samuel. And he tried to climb up her leg and eat away at her stitches. But he couldn't do that, because
then her leaves would fall out and she would have no legs to walk on. So she decided.....

? water found in the hollows of tombstones.
? distressed for want of knowing the way in the night.

========================================================
Wednesday,?October?20,?2004?8:28?AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

I guess, from reading the blog and the resulting posts, that I am the only one who contributed to the story
and used all of the vocabulary!? You people seriously need to contribute and expand your knowledge base.?
Better not tell PETA about the swan fact; they might actually find someone who considers a delicacy and
meet them at the door with a hammer

The anthropotomist, who fancied himself a miribilist (but in all actuality was coffin-ripe), became carroty when
being fitted for his own jemmie duffs.

========================================================
Wednesday, 20 October 2004 - 4:15 PM CDT
Name: Christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

I don't even understand the story, too many big words.

I believe one day when I am really old, I will be coffin-ripe and an anthropotomist will cut me up. I am feeling a bit carroty today.

What if I don't like my beer foamy, because I actually want to be able to drink it.
========================================================
Wednesday, October 20, 2004 6:22 PM CDT
Name: -the mexican-
E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

don't have anything to add to the story and heres a sentence with a vocabulary word I am known to be a miribilist to my friends
cause i wonder about a lot of weird stuff. -the mexican-

Posted by punksoup at 7:25 AM CDT

Updated: Thursday, 21 October 2004 8:21 AM CDT

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Tuesday, 19 October 2004

Alas! The Blog Is Insubordinate
Mood:

accident prone
Now Playing: Magnetic Fields-I Wish I Had An Evil Twin
Topic: Biting the Back of PETA

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

Bloody hell. What happened to that awesomeness that I experienced outside last week? Why hath Mother Nature
changed so extremely? I know it is supposed to be hot all week. Damn. I wish this were East Coast because then I
wouldn't have to worry about the lack of change in seasons. Oh well. No matter. Autumn will come to stay.

? Phobatrivaphobia is fear of trivia about phobias. ?

I hate PETA. I truly hate that organization. I think next time I am at a public gathering of some sort and they have
their little booth set up, I will harass the shit out of them and give them pamphlets with the details and pictures of
tortured people, starving kids, domestic violence victims, things that affect PEOPLE. You should check out their long
history of violence and terrorism. It's disgusting and more over, it's anti-human. These extremists need to be thrown
into another country where they would suffer the same hand they have dealt and hopefully just live through it and
never even die no matter how much they begged for it. I hate PETA.

The Taste of Irony

Teaching our kids terrorism

Eating meat for PETA

You, too can stop PETA

OK, I know I will have offended some of you by having expressed my opinion. But that is the greatest thing about it,
we are all entitled to our own opinion and have absolutely no need for anyone to think for us. I CAN & WILL THINK
FOR MYSELF.

The Fact Sheet:

If all the oceans were to evaporate, the salt left behind would cover the entire planet with a layer of salt that
was 50 meters (half a soccer field) thick.

It takes about 63,000 trees to make the newsprint for the average Sunday edition of The New York Times.
(See? A better cause to fight for!)

Five-hundred gallons of cow blood were used in the scene of Glenn's demise (Johnny Depp's character) in the
original Nightmare On Elm Street.

The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the Heinz once had.

Both Napoleon and Hilter were endowed with only one testicle.

Let's return to the basics. Today we will concentrate on forgotten English.

motch, v. - to eat little, slowly, quietly and secretly; to consume or waste imperceptibly.

quidnunc, n. - one who is curious to know everything; one who is perpetually asking, "What now? What news?"

beefing-bee, n. - an assembly of people for the purpose of slaughtering cattle.

glincy, adj. - smooth, slippery; applied only to ice.

sharooshed, adj. - surprised, disappointed, disgusted.

ketchcraft, n. - the hangman's craft (from Jack Ketch, famous executioner c. 1663-1686)

Some of the tidbits in today's blog accidentally pertain to slaughtering, cows and blood. It was not intended to be that way. I
suppose it's fitting, all things considered. But to be fair, I do not condone animal abuse, or the mistreatment of livestock, I
simply do not agree with PETA and their anti-human beliefs and feel it is necessary to voice my opinion and take a stand. It's
always fun to spite the enemy.

Oh crap... I know this sort of drags on today, but let's start a story and collectively work by adding, each our own piece and
we'll see how that goes*. I guess I will start with this:

Deep in the wranglands? of Peppergate, there loomed an obscurity in the air, much slampant and imposing with ... a green mist and a foul stench, reminiscent of the bogs of Peppergate Forest. Limping through the brush, a frail old woman...

*The first response goes next and so on, each clarified by your normal blog color, so:

christonaspike-purple
taquito-dark green
X-light green
jfkhaos-brown
punksoup-red
apocalyptic_squirrel-dark blue

Anyone who does not post on a regular basis but decides to post will be assigned a color.

?misgrown trees that will never prove to be timber

Tally ho! Chip chip cha-roo. Bring me something nice to the blog and don't hate me for eating meat.

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Tuesday, October 19, 2004 8:27 AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

I hate PETA as well. I mean sure, it's okay to want to protect animals etc, but people have been shearing sheep
etc for thousands of years, and a little organization popping up in the 20th century is not going to change that.
The ads and movies and media that PETA uses makes me sick, not because I eat meat, but because of the things
they show. I know my views will probably offend certain blog contributors, but I support them in their views and
that is what is important. Now, for the vocabulary round-up:

-My wife thinks I hate dinner when I motch my food.
-My children have a tendency to be the little quidnunc occassionally.
-Would PETA support a beefing-bee if the humans were in the corral and not the cows?
-My lover's eyes are glincy and lovely.
-I am sharooshed with the religious attacks.
-Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer ketchcraft, that is what I truly want to be.....

Wait, is it wrong to attack PETA but disallow religious attacks? After all, we are all heavily-opinionated people! Shall
the blog-mistress clarify the situation? I thank thee, milady. Mow diddy mow (not mow the yard but mow rhyming
with now). Peace love and chicken grease (ha PETA)

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the 'soup clarifies:

Religious attack is pretty much the same thing. I mean, to sabotage someone's beliefs is basically spitting
in their face. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but being rude (which is exactly what PETA is doing) is
no way to go about it. You are then lowering yourself to the substandards of others. We can express these
things with tact, ya know? Sure, I hate PETA, but the facts don't lie. And yes, I am a hypocrite.

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Tuesday, October 19, 2004 9:11 AM CDT
Name: apocalyptic_squirrel
E-Mail: hells_soldier2002@yahoo.com

Oh yeah, I have a safer political position. ANti animal rights, anti human rights anti abortion but for killing babies
and anyone who needs a good kick in the balls. ANti environment but pro mocha.

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Tuesday, October 19, 2004 6:04 PM CDT
Name: christonaspike
E-Mail: torirocks@msn.com

Ermm, mkay, I am sharooshed. I think I will go chat with myself in my room now.
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Tuesday, 19 October 2004 - 8:52 PM CDT
Name: -the mexican-
E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

what does PETA stand for thats funny about hitler well adios
-the mexican-
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punksoup strikes back...

PETA is:
People for the Ethical Treament of Animals or
Political Endeavor for the Terrorist Alliance or
Practicioners of Endless Torture on Anybody or
Plebeians Enacting Terroristic Assembly or
Preparing Ewoks to Take on Authority

Basically, they are an anti-human orginization driven by one goal, to "liberate" animals. Which means they
want everyone to stop eating meat, wearing leather and fur, not have pets, close down the circus, stop the
shooting of monkeys off into space, halt animal testing, stop using anything that has animal by-products in
their ingredients, you get the point, right?

Here are just a few products they do not want you to use or consume:

Milk, honey, lotion, shampoo and conditioner, soap, breath mints, eggs, vitamins, silk... just about everything.

Posted by punksoup at 7:56 AM CDT

Updated: Wednesday, 20 October 2004 8:34 AM CDT

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Monday, 18 October 2004

The Exquisite Art of Maladroitness
Mood:

lyrical
Now Playing: Coil-The Wheel
Topic: High Fact Content

I grow so weary of the sound of screams.

Here is something that is sure to grate one's nerves, assuming most of you know this song;
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it were Sunday
Cause that's my fun day
My I don't have to run day
It's just another manic Monday.

I absolutely hate that song, everything about it. It really should have done the Bangles in, or did it?

That should set you off in the right sort of Monday mood, at least it wasn't that stupid ass song by Katrina
and the Waves, oh you know the one... I shant ruin everything for you. But that should stick to your insides
like oatmeal!

? When you cry, your nose runs because the tears drain into little holes in the side of your nose. When you cry really hard, the tears gush out of your nose & eyes. ?

Wacky Word Wisdom

BLATHERSKITE, [Scot. 1643] n. - A noisy talker of blatant rubbish; foolish talk or nonsense.

DAFT-DAYS, [Scot. 1800's] n. - The days of mirth and amusement at Christmas.

CONTUMELY, [Old Fr] adj. - Insolent or insulting language or treatment.

GURNING, [Brit. 1200's] v. - The pulling of grotesque faces.

HUMDUDGEON [Brit. 1700's] n. - An imaginary illness.

How about just plain cool facts? I will try to keep the gross factor down today, since I may have screwed up everything with the song up there ^^^.

During the 1700s and early 1800s, there were so many lobsters along the coast of New England that one could walk down the beach and pick
them up off the sand. Lobsters were so abundant that native Americans used them as fertilizer, and colonists thought of them as food for poor
people. Servants complained when they were forced to eat lobster more than three times in a week.

Not only are apple seeds poisonous, so are the bark & leaves. They contain a cyanide-producing compound called amygdalin. They
are also part of the rose family.

It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

Wow... the end of the entry already? Man, it seems a little shorter than usual. Hmmmm.... I guess I have full control over where this ends... So, let me
dig a bit more and see what I come up with...

? Hydrochloric acid in your stomach is so strong that it could eat up stainless steel razor blades. ?

Yep, that's all I have to offer. Them's partin' words. Good day, then. Tut tut... go on, leave no frown unturned.

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Monday, October 18, 2004 12:29 PM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

Like the picture, hate the songs you are singing....you should whistle while you work, Gloria.

-Macrae is an expert in the art of gurning, shah!
-Christonaspike is blatherskite.
-Taquito contumely spoke with my child today and got his a** kicked (just kidding, although a good sentence!)
-I love to spend the daft-days with punksoup.
-My mother-in-law has a humdudgeon.

Taquito, will you try the experiment at the end of the blog and post your results?

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Monday, October 18, 2004 7:32 PM CDT
Name: christonaspike
E-Mail: torirocks@msn.com

I, Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing.
I'm a master of fright, and a demond of light, and I'll scare you right out of your pants...... And since I am dead,
I can take off my head to resite Shakespearian quotation.

OK, enough of that!
I believe I am being much of a blatherskite with my contumely tongue as of now
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Monday, October 18, 2004 10:25 PM CDT
Name: taquito
E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

good blog and its kind of ironic because now it's like fancy to eat lobster and if apple seeds are poisinous then y
aren't apples?
-the mexican-

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punksoups answers a question!

Moses, I have no answer for that. Perhaps there IS a trace amount of cyanide in apples. I will research this...

I have only found this: The pulp of the fruits themselves is safe. Greatest concentration of the toxin occurs
in vigorous growth shoots, seeds & wilted leaves.

Posted by punksoup at 7:15 AM CDT

Updated: Tuesday, 19 October 2004 8:56 AM CDT

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Sunday, 17 October 2004

A Most Bungled Execution of Amphigory
Mood:

surprised
Now Playing: Joy Division-Disorder
Topic: Gathering Storm Clouds

K is for Kate, who was struck with an axe.

Merry Sunday to you all! Looks like you'll be resuming your daily grind tomorrow whether it be work or
school. Some of you get to go back with a higher status, Yippee for you! For those of you in school, be
thankful you do not have to go back to the fourth grade! Although that may sound way freakin' better than
high school at this point. I wish I could go back to high school. But my youth is fading and I cannot fake it
anymore. Maybe I could have 6 years ago... Oh well! I will be alright, who needs the drama anyway, right?!

? Genghis Khan killed his own brother in an argument over fish. ?

OK, I think yesterday went rather well. We ended up on Montorse and Westheimer! There were vendors set
up all along Westheimer and there were people walking about everywhere. The weather was nice, but could
have been better. It was not so cool outside, but it was alright. We didn't stay long in that area and ended up
at First Colony mall where we went directly to Hot Topic. I go in there for the clearance section and there is
this awesome deal right before mine eyes! Both my cousin and myself scored a good deal and chatted it up
with the coolest Hot Topic employee ever! Anyway, I added these to my collection at a very attractive price.
Attractive, like bordering on perversion!

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, Willis!

Let's just dive into the learning aspect of the bliggity today!

Vocabulary

ergroid, adj. - crude; devoid of politesse

floit, v. - to flaunt sexually

dipsonate, v. - to force alcoholic beverages on another person

abdolatry, n. - fashionable irreverence

osantine, adj. - of or pertaining to oozing

Be creative and use them in your response, as always!

"Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore." - Malcom Muggeridge (1903-1990)

Undesirable Facts

French President Felix Faure (1841-1899) died during sex in a Paris brothel (whore house.) Faure's
death sent the woman into shock and his member had to be surgically removed from her.

When King John of England found out that his wife Isabella had taken a lover, he had him killed and
his corpse strung up over Isabella's side of the bed.

The schizophrenic German composer Robert Schumann had two imaginary friends called Florestan
and Eusebuis, who gave him ideas for his scores. Schumann died in an insane asylum.

From childhood the Victorian nonsense poet and artist Edward Lear suffered from what he called "the
Demon" - epilepsy - and "the Morbids" - manic depression - both of which he always maintained were
the result of excessive masturbation.

The Saxon king Edmund Ironside had his reign curtailed when he sat on a wooden lavatory (toilet): an
assassin hiding in the pit below twice thrust his longsword up the king's anal passage, embedding the
sword in his bowels and killing him instantly.

And now you are fit to face the day having gained immeasurable lengths of knowledge, no matter how grossed
out you are. Good day! Let no one ruin it by commenting on the freshness of your lemon cream pie scented hair.

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Sunday, October 17, 2004 11:02 AM CDT
Name: Christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

No, you don't want to go back to highschool, now if you are going and don't mind failing, or being in just regular
classes and not advanced or AP or Honors, then feel free to go back.

My doll is so awesome, my dad was like "i don't want to touch that thing" Lust floits herself. I think she would
dipsonate every one of the guy dolls.

Who is this Malcom dude?

I have imaginary friends, their names are peitry and smeagol. :)

Eww lemon cream pie scented air, gag.
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Sunday, October 17, 2004 9:39 PM CDT
Name: X
E-Mail: macrae85@hotmail.com

What are the names of the new dolls? I love the pajama dolly!
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Sunday, October 17, 2004 9:48 PM CDT
Name: X
E-Mail: macrae85@hotmail.com

The pajama doll is Sloth. I clicked the dolly like a smart girl and read the site addy duh.

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Monday, October 18, 2004 12:26 PM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

I guess I am the one that qualifies by going back to work with the higher status, he he he. Let me point out to you all
that Nosferatu and his victim (whom I have named Bitsy) are the property of yours truly, as my blogmistress purchased
them for me, yes that's right, ME! I digress. What is with the sexual and bathroom humor today?

Ugh Monsieur Faure, c'est un pauvre histoire pour l'histoire.

Have you ever met one of those people who floit and who have that unique osantine quality to diponsate? I know one such
young lady who has an ergroid abdolatry for all naysayers!

Posted by punksoup at 8:51 AM CDT

Updated: Tuesday, 19 October 2004 8:20 AM CDT

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