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A Fungus Among Us
A Gorge of Candy Whistles
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Another Holiday Meal
Apple Oaths of Honor
Are you O-fucking-K?
Artificial Intelligence
Bashing Blog Fronts
Biting the Back of PETA
Blog Water Marinade
Breeding The Disease
Cannibalistic Fascism
Curds, tallow and oats
Digesting the Readers
Double Spades Effect
Enraptured Beef Tallow
Everything In Moderation
Flight of the Fancy Pants
Fruity Pebble Massacre
Gathering Storm Clouds
Grim is the Reaper
High Fact Content
Idiot's Parade
If Wishes Were Horsies
Incoherent Laugh Track
Jumpin' Jeepers!
Just Add Sploosh
Like Peeing in a Pod
No Peanutbutter & Jelly
Pennywise & Poundfoolish
Pleonastic Redundancy
Raise the Fist
Rice in the Lemon Butter
Rich In Fatty Soy
Salt Pork on Wry
Seedless Crass Preserves
Shit House Bricks
Shower Tag
Shun not the blog
Sixtysix Soma Ships
Slap Happy Chap Caps
Soggy Blog Bottom
Spastic Plastic
Spleen and Ideal
Sugar On My Elbows
Tabacco Stained Toe Nails
Tepid Predilection
The Mighty Palimpsest
The Pedantic Opus
The Spider's Bollocks
They eat Mallomars
This aint no tree!
Three on a Spike
Tragic Reverie
Undigestable Candy Corn
Weebles SHOULD fall down
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Saturday, 23 October 2004
A Sudden, Involuntary Contraction
Mood:  loud
Now Playing: Coil-Nasa Arab
Topic: Flight of the Fancy Pants

Respectability offends my taste. - Friedrich Nietzsche

I feel the grotesque integument of a TX summer when it is indeed Autumn. When will it go away?!?! Loathing the season
and hoping for a quicksilver reformation, I am growing impatient.

October is nearing it's end, and I am all too excited to watch it's passing! It brings Halloween and my loveliest of lovelies,
the Rennaissance! Shall you be going this year? Everyone should experience it at least once in their lifetime. It is an awe-
some throwback to the days of old. Although one man was stabbed to death two weekends ago in the parking lot, easy
access to weapons and the like are not such a wise idea.

? Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the death of their cats. ?

Face First into the Pit of Words

  • gallow-grass, n. - hemp, as furnishing halters for the gallows.
  • februate, v. - to purge souls by sacrifice or prayers.
  • selynesse, adj. - happiness
  • odalisque, n. - A concubine or woman slave in a harem.

? In 1845, President Andrew Jackson's pet parrot was removed from his funeral for swearing. ?

Another day and this is taking me forever! I will be adding another serial killer feature today. It is gross. Way more gross
than Albert Fish, in the sense of what he actually did. I know pedophilia is gross and detesting, but they both possessed an
unequivocal evil.

Ed Gein - Virgo - All Virgos are Mad!!!
Many movies have been based on this serial killer's obsessions. Early on he became particularly interested in the atrocities committed by the Nazis during the Second World War and the medical experiments performed on Jews in the concentration camps. Soon he graduated on to the real thing by digging up decaying female corpses. These he dissected & keep some parts heads, sex organs, livers, hearts and intestines. Then he would flay the skin from the body, wearing it himself dancing around his house, a practice that apparently gave him intense gratification.

On other occasions, Gein took only the body parts that particularly interested him. He was fascinated by the excised female genitalia, which he would fondle and play with, sometimes stuffing them into a pair of women's panties, which he then wore around the house.

Gein's fascination with the female body eventually led him to seek out fresher samples. His victims, always women of his mother's age, included residents from his own community. He was suspected and a search of his house ensued. There, the gruesome evidence proved that his bizarre obsessions had finally exploded into murder, and much, much worse.

Discovered in the kitchen was a naked, headless body, the mother of the town's deputy, hanging upside down from a meat hook and slit open down the front. Her head and intestines were discovered in a box, and her heart in a plastic bag in the dining room.

Other discoveries:

  • 10 preserved face skins
  • Skin taken from the upper torso of a woman rolled up on the floor
  • A belt fashioned from carved-off nipples
  • A chair upholstered with human skin
  • The crown of a skull used as a soup-bowl
  • Lampshades covered in flesh pulled taut
  • A table propped up by a human shinbones
  • The four posts on Gein's bed were topped with skulls
  • A human head hung on the wall
  • Nine death-masks (the skinned faces of women)
  • Bracelets made out of human skin
  • Soup bowls fashioned from skulls
  • A shoe box full of female genitalia
  • Faces stuffed with newspapers and mounted on the walls
  • "Mammary vest" (flayed from the torso of a woman)

Gein later confessed that he enjoyed dressing himself in this and other human-skin garments and pretending he was his own mother. The scattered remains of an estimated fifteen bodies were found at the farmhouse when Gein was arrested, but he could not remember how many murders he had actually committed. The discovery of these horrors sent shock waves throughout Eisenhower era America. Although considered fit to stand trial, Ed was found guilty, but criminally insane. He was first committed to the Central State Hospital at Waupon, then in 1978 he was moved to the Mendota Mental Health Institute where he died in the geriatric ward in 1984, aged 77. It is said he was a model prisoner - gentle, polite and discreet. He died of respiratory and heart failure in 1984.


Have a great Saturday. Word up!


Posted by punksoup at 9:00 AM CDT
Friday, 22 October 2004
Beaten at the Brow by a Chocolate Cow
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: The Shins-Caring Is Creepy
Topic: Curds, tallow and oats


'Are you not the most loathsome of my.....goblins'

The song I am listening to at the moment kicks ass ("Caring is Creepy"), if you like that sort of music. I did not
think Albuquerque could offer something cool. No way. They sort of remind me of XTC and James. I don't know
exactly how to describe [The Shins]. It was a great song though. I am most positive that I will hear thirty more
songs by other artists before I am through with this entry!

? Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. ?

Another Friday! I bet you're glad this week is over. Just another weekend and what are your plans? Perhaps a
night at the bar, the movies, and since we are in TX, you know those are your only choices. Unless you bowl, do
you bowl? Oh, I know, billiards! There's something to do while you're at the bowling alley. The cost of entertain-
ment in this age is exploitation. You know it, I know it, and THEY know it. We are all exploited.

Is the vocabulary getting too habitual? Maybe I will only offer three words today and perhaps we shant get burned
out on it.

  • tankerous, adj. - ill natured; peevish
  • rum-bluffer, n. - a jolly host; innkeeper
  • mopple, adj. - to confuse

I was going to include a serial killer piece in today's entry and after nearly four hours of reading up on these people,
I am having a hard time trying to choose which one is suitable for today. I should choose at random, and close my
eyes and blindly click on a name so that we are all surprised by the results!

Albert Fish killed between eight and fifteen victims, and he was a cannibal, child molestor,
and sado-masochist. Albert liked to be beaten with a nail studded paddle, and liked to stick
needles under his fingernails and in his groin.

In 1928, Albert kidnapped 12 year old Grace Budd, took her to an abandoned shack, and
proceeded to strangle her, cut her up, and cook her into a stew, which he ate.

Albert sent a letter to her parents, telling them how he took her, and killed and ate her.
Albert said she was not molested before she died, she died a virgin. The letter was traced
back to Fish, and police found his "implements of hell", which included a handsaw, meat
cleaver, and knives.

Albert pled insane, but was found fit to stand trial. He was found guilty and sentenced to death. On January 16,
1936, he was electrocuted in Sing Sing prison, NY. Witnesses claims he helped the attendents strap himself in,
and stated "the electric chair, the supreme thrill, the only one I haven't tried."

? Chocolate syrup was used for blood in the famous 45 second shower scene in Alfred Hitchcock's movie, Psycho, which
actually took 7 days to shoot.
?

The blog is taking me forever today. I do not even have a decent picture to post yet (10:37 am) and I started this over
six hours ago! I care nothing for the story today. Perhaps tomorrow I will continue it. Good day, then.


Posted by punksoup at 11:14 AM CDT
Thursday, 21 October 2004
A Tralatitious Interpretation of Rubbish
Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: Dead Can Dance-Ariadne
Topic: Shun not the blog

Give to me your hopeless hearts and make me ill.

It seems to me that whenever I try to take advantage of an online radio source, I click 'play' & it always starts with the
same song by the same band every morning. I do not appreciate that crap. The list is supposed to be taylored around
my preferences and yet, I skip the same stupid song every morning. No, I don't like Deep Forest, nor do I care much
at all for Enya. But I do enjoy hearing songs by the Magnetic Fields and the Tear Garden which is all I do like about the
whole idea behind custom radio stations, minus the crap they think you'll like based on what you do like (and the wait is
generally moderate, unwanted, but moderate.) I'll have to inform them that Skinny Puppy has NOTHING in common with
Meat Beat Manifesto nor is KMFDM anything like Bjork. I type in Dead Can Dance and it spits out Moby. I guess that is
just another way we are letting the machines think for us...

"I will not eat anything with the word 'dick' in it" But what about Spotted Dick? It's only a dessert! Well, an English dessert:
A cylinder of dense spongy dough with raisins or currants imbedded in it, which make it "spotted"; "dick" referring to the
dough. So, raisin cake. Wow! Something so simple with such a repulsive name! It sounds like a disease.


And cheap, too! Only 99 pence!

? The correct response to the Irish greeting, "Top of the morning to you," is "and the rest of the day to yourself." ?

Just Words

  • CODSWALLOP, n. - Nonsense
  • HAPTIC, adj. - Of, or relating to, the sense of touch or tactile sensations.
  • GOMER, n. - An undesirable hospital patient.
  • HONEYFUGGLE, v. - Deceive by flattery or sweet-talk; swindle or cheat.
  • KELEMENOPY, n. - A sequential straight line through the middle of everything, leading nowhere.
  • INCARNADINE adj. and v. - As an adjective: relating to a blood-red or crimson colour; as a verb: to render
    something that colour.
  • PILGARLIC, n. - A bald-headed man; a person looked on with humorous contempt or mock pity.
One man's bathroom is another man's cackatorium.
Germany: stlles ?rtchen ("silent little place"), donnerbalken ("thunder board"), and plumsklo ("plop closet")
Australia: Dunny, diddy, toot and brasco
Russia: ubornaya ("adornment place")
France: pissoir
Holland: bestekamer ("best room")

? Neither horses nor rabbits have the ability to vomit. ?

Gruesome Collectibles

  • A toilet seat allegedly belonging to Adolf Hitler was put up for auction in Los Angeles in 1968. It was claimed
    that it had been rescued from Hitler's bunker in 1945.

  • The fridge in which serial killer Jeffery Dahmer, "the Milwaukee Cannibal," stored his victim's "parts" went to
    auction in 1996 to settle claims made by the families of some of his victims.

  • The world's most collectible turd is a nine-inch stool known as the Lloyds Bank Turd. The unique Viking poo, so
    called because it was found in an archaeoligical dig under Llyods bank, is insured for ?20,000.

  • The stuffed carcass of Toto, from the 1939 film, The Wizard of Oz, fetched ?2,300 at auction in 1996.

To continue with the yet unnamed blog story...

Deep in the wranglands? of Peppergate, there loomed an obscurity in the air, much slampant and imposing with ...
a green mist and a foul stench, reminiscent of the bogs of Peppergate Forest.? Limping through the brush, a frail old woman ...
burdened by the weight of a pale containing verter-water?, recently extracted from the grave of her beloved, wandered
hopelessly searching for ... the path that would take her back to her home, a home long since vanished when the roots of the
trees consumed what they felt was rightfully theirs. The journey to her beloved's grave was long and treacherous, compounded
by the fact that the accident she met .... a talking worm named Samuel. And he tried to climb up her leg and eat away at her stitches.
But he couldn't do that, because then her leaves would fall out and she would have no legs to walk on. So she decided... to continue,
but it left her hopeless and nightfoundered? for fear she too, would be absorbed by the Deadciduous Grove. Accompanied by her new
friend, Samuel, they managed to make it until morning, eating nothing but frond? wafers and ... deer droppings. Suddenly a screech
owl swooped down and plucked poor Samuel from the ground. In a flash the owl flew back to her nest and proceeded to rip Samuel
apart and then finally to devour him. The old bat was mortified and hurled a curse up at the owl...

? the leaf of a fern

Good Thursday to you all! Enjoy your newfound knowledge and bludgeon your peers with it!



Posted by punksoup at 8:11 AM CDT
Updated: Saturday, 23 October 2004 5:56 AM CDT
Wednesday, 20 October 2004
Avenging the Demise of the Mallomars
Mood:  bright
Now Playing: Laibach-Jesus Christ Superstar
Topic: They eat Mallomars


Is it better than a sharp stick in the eye?

Happy Hump Day to all. Another hot, summer day in the middle of October. I suppose it's easier to accept
just knowing it will be passing soon, though it is not quite soon enough.

Hey! I started an interactive do it yourself story yesterday and only got one addition to it. What the hell? You
can't help? Are you "too cool" for interactive do it yourself story writing? No! Bring your creativity to it. And
ONE person used the vocabulary words yesterday. So, that leaves the rest of you sitting there silently, twid-
dling your bums, cheeky monkeys. Just for that, I am jumping straight to ...

Vanishing Vocabulary

  • coffin-ripe, adj. - on the verge of death.
  • anthropotomist, n. - one who cuts up or dissects a man; an anatomist [Greek] anthropos,
    man, and tomis, one who cuts.
  • miribilist, n. - one who works wonders; formed on Latin miribilis, wonderful [1500s-1600s]
  • carroty, adj. - annoyed, angry, after a scolding or mishap. Quick temper is said to go with
    red hair.
  • jemmie duffs, n. - weepers, so called from a noted Scot of the 18th century, who live in
    Edinburgh. His great passion, to follow funerals in mourning costume with orthodox weepers.

? For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more. ?

Horror Movie Facts:

  • In Army of Darkness the skeletons are wearing helmets used in the American Civil War and in World War I.
  • One more for Army of Darkness, during the final battle a man in a T-shirt and modern shoes charges in with
    Henry's army.
  • When watching Friday The 13th watch when they first roll the dice in the Monopoly game, they show the dice
    is 1-2, but it's announced as "double sixes."
  • Scream was originally called Scary Movie and Scream 2 was originally titled Scream Again.
  • The blood used at the end of Carrie was actually corn syrup. Good to know, huh?!

? Swans are the only birds with penises. ?

Are we going to continue the story today? I will put the context of yesterday's part and hope like hell you have something
to add. So, please take that into consideration when you respond today! Buenos Dias!

Deep in the wranglands? of Peppergate, there loomed an obscurity in the air, much slampant and imposing with ...
a green mist and a foul stench, reminiscent of the bogs of Peppergate Forest.? Limping through the brush, a frail old woman ...
burdened by the weight of a pale containing verter-water?, recently extracted from the grave of her beloved, wandered
hopelessly searching for ... the path that would take her back to her home, a home long since vanished when the roots of the
trees consumed what they felt was rightfully theirs. The journey to her beloved's grave was long and treacherous, compounded
by the fact that the accident she met ....
left her hopeless and nightfoundered? for fear she too, would be absorbed by the Deadciduous Grove.

---'Spike...Where does this go?

a talking worm named Samuel. And he tried to climb up her leg and eat away at her stitches. But he couldn't do that, because
then her leaves would fall out and she would have no legs to walk on. So she decided.....

? water found in the hollows of tombstones.
? distressed for want of knowing the way in the night.

========================================================
Wednesday,?October?20,?2004?8:28?AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail:
theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

I guess, from reading the blog and the resulting posts, that I am the only one who contributed to the story
and used all of the vocabulary!? You people seriously need to contribute and expand your knowledge base.?
Better not tell PETA about the swan fact; they might actually find someone who considers a delicacy and
meet them at the door with a hammer

The anthropotomist, who fancied himself a miribilist (but in all actuality was coffin-ripe), became carroty when
being fitted for his own jemmie duffs.

========================================================
Wednesday, 20 October 2004 - 4:15 PM CDT
Name: Christonaspike
Home Page:
http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail:
Torirocks@msn.com

I don't even understand the story, too many big words.

I believe one day when I am really old, I will be coffin-ripe and an anthropotomist will cut me up. I am feeling a bit carroty today.

What if I don't like my beer foamy, because I actually want to be able to drink it.
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Wednesday, October 20, 2004 6:22 PM CDT
Name: -the mexican-
E-Mail:
taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

don't have anything to add to the story and heres a sentence with a vocabulary word   I am known to be a miribilist to my friends
cause i wonder about a lot of weird stuff.   -the mexican-



Posted by punksoup at 7:25 AM CDT
Updated: Thursday, 21 October 2004 8:21 AM CDT
Tuesday, 19 October 2004
Alas! The Blog Is Insubordinate
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: Magnetic Fields-I Wish I Had An Evil Twin
Topic: Biting the Back of PETA

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

Bloody hell. What happened to that awesomeness that I experienced outside last week? Why hath Mother Nature
changed so extremely? I know it is supposed to be hot all week. Damn. I wish this were East Coast because then I
wouldn't have to worry about the lack of change in seasons. Oh well. No matter. Autumn will come to stay.

? Phobatrivaphobia is fear of trivia about phobias. ?

I hate PETA. I truly hate that organization. I think next time I am at a public gathering of some sort and they have
their little booth set up, I will harass the shit out of them and give them pamphlets with the details and pictures of
tortured people, starving kids, domestic violence victims, things that affect PEOPLE. You should check out their long
history of violence and terrorism. It's disgusting and more over, it's anti-human. These extremists need to be thrown
into another country where they would suffer the same hand they have dealt and hopefully just live through it and
never even die no matter how much they begged for it. I hate PETA.

The Taste of Irony

OK, I know I will have offended some of you by having expressed my opinion. But that is the greatest thing about it,
we are all entitled to our own opinion and have absolutely no need for anyone to think for us. I CAN & WILL THINK
FOR MYSELF.

The Fact Sheet:

  • If all the oceans were to evaporate, the salt left behind would cover the entire planet with a layer of salt that
    was 50 meters (half a soccer field) thick.
  • It takes about 63,000 trees to make the newsprint for the average Sunday edition of The New York Times.
    (See? A better cause to fight for!)
  • Five-hundred gallons of cow blood were used in the scene of Glenn's demise (Johnny Depp's character) in the
    original Nightmare On Elm Street.
  • The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the Heinz once had.
  • Both Napoleon and Hilter were endowed with only one testicle.

Let's return to the basics. Today we will concentrate on forgotten English.

  • motch, v. - to eat little, slowly, quietly and secretly; to consume or waste imperceptibly.
  • quidnunc, n. - one who is curious to know everything; one who is perpetually asking, "What now? What news?"
  • beefing-bee, n. - an assembly of people for the purpose of slaughtering cattle.
  • glincy, adj. - smooth, slippery; applied only to ice.
  • sharooshed, adj. - surprised, disappointed, disgusted.
  • ketchcraft, n. - the hangman's craft (from Jack Ketch, famous executioner c. 1663-1686)

Some of the tidbits in today's blog accidentally pertain to slaughtering, cows and blood. It was not intended to be that way. I
suppose it's fitting, all things considered. But to be fair, I do not condone animal abuse, or the mistreatment of livestock, I
simply do not agree with PETA and their anti-human beliefs and feel it is necessary to voice my opinion and take a stand. It's
always fun to spite the enemy.

Oh crap... I know this sort of drags on today, but let's start a story and collectively work by adding, each our own piece and
we'll see how that goes*. I guess I will start with this:

Deep in the wranglands? of Peppergate, there loomed an obscurity in the air, much slampant and imposing with ... a green mist and a foul stench, reminiscent of the bogs of Peppergate Forest. Limping through the brush, a frail old woman...

*The first response goes next and so on, each clarified by your normal blog color, so:

christonaspike-purple
taquito-dark green
X-light green
jfkhaos-brown
punksoup-red
apocalyptic_squirrel-dark blue

Anyone who does not post on a regular basis but decides to post will be assigned a color.

?misgrown trees that will never prove to be timber

Tally ho! Chip chip cha-roo. Bring me something nice to the blog and don't hate me for eating meat.

========================================================
Tuesday, October 19, 2004 8:27 AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail:
theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

I hate PETA as well. I mean sure, it's okay to want to protect animals etc, but people have been shearing sheep
etc for thousands of years, and a little organization popping up in the 20th century is not going to change that.
The ads and movies and media that PETA uses makes me sick, not because I eat meat, but because of the things
they show. I know my views will probably offend certain blog contributors, but I support them in their views and
that is what is important. Now, for the vocabulary round-up:

-My wife thinks I hate dinner when I motch my food.
-My children have a tendency to be the little quidnunc occassionally.
-Would PETA support a beefing-bee if the humans were in the corral and not the cows?
-My lover's eyes are glincy and lovely.
-I am sharooshed with the religious attacks.
-Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer ketchcraft, that is what I truly want to be.....

Wait, is it wrong to attack PETA but disallow religious attacks? After all, we are all heavily-opinionated people! Shall
the blog-mistress clarify the situation? I thank thee, milady. Mow diddy mow (not mow the yard but mow rhyming
with now). Peace love and chicken grease (ha PETA)

========================================================
the 'soup clarifies:

Religious attack is pretty much the same thing. I mean, to sabotage someone's beliefs is basically spitting
in their face. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but being rude (which is exactly what PETA is doing) is
no way to go about it. You are then lowering yourself to the substandards of others. We can express these
things with tact, ya know? Sure, I hate PETA, but the facts don't lie. And yes, I am a hypocrite.

========================================================
Tuesday, October 19, 2004 9:11 AM CDT
Name: apocalyptic_squirrel
E-Mail: hells_soldier2002@yahoo.com

Oh yeah, I have a safer political position. ANti animal rights, anti human rights anti abortion but for killing babies
and anyone who needs a good kick in the balls. ANti environment but pro mocha
.

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Tuesday, October 19, 2004 6:04 PM CDT
Name: christonaspike
E-Mail:
torirocks@msn.com

Ermm, mkay, I am sharooshed. I think I will go chat with myself in my room now.
========================================================

Tuesday, 19 October 2004 - 8:52 PM CDT
Name: -the mexican-
E-Mail:
taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

what does PETA stand for thats funny about hitler well adios
-the mexican-

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punksoup strikes back...

PETA is:
People for the Ethical Treament of Animals or
Political Endeavor for the Terrorist Alliance or
Practicioners of Endless Torture on Anybody or
Plebeians Enacting Terroristic Assembly or
Preparing Ewoks to Take on Authority

Basically, they are an anti-human orginization driven by one goal, to "liberate" animals. Which means they
want everyone to stop eating meat, wearing leather and fur, not have pets, close down the circus, stop the
shooting of monkeys off into space, halt animal testing, stop using anything that has animal by-products in
their ingredients, you get the point, right?

Here are just a few products they do not want you to use or consume:

Milk, honey, lotion, shampoo and conditioner, soap, breath mints, eggs, vitamins, silk... just about everything.



Posted by punksoup at 7:56 AM CDT
Updated: Wednesday, 20 October 2004 8:34 AM CDT
Monday, 18 October 2004
The Exquisite Art of Maladroitness
Mood:  lyrical
Now Playing: Coil-The Wheel
Topic: High Fact Content

I grow so weary of the sound of screams.

Here is something that is sure to grate one's nerves, assuming most of you know this song;
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it were Sunday
Cause that's my fun day
My I don't have to run day
It's just another manic Monday.

I absolutely hate that song, everything about it. It really should have done the Bangles in, or did it?

That should set you off in the right sort of Monday mood, at least it wasn't that stupid ass song by Katrina
and the Waves, oh you know the one... I shant ruin everything for you. But that should stick to your insides
like oatmeal!

? When you cry, your nose runs because the tears drain into little holes in the side of your nose. When you cry really hard, the tears gush out of your nose & eyes. ?

Wacky Word Wisdom

  • BLATHERSKITE, [Scot. 1643] n. - A noisy talker of blatant rubbish; foolish talk or nonsense.
  • DAFT-DAYS, [Scot. 1800's] n. - The days of mirth and amusement at Christmas.
  • CONTUMELY, [Old Fr] adj. - Insolent or insulting language or treatment.
  • GURNING, [Brit. 1200's] v. - The pulling of grotesque faces.
  • HUMDUDGEON [Brit. 1700's] n. - An imaginary illness.
How about just plain cool facts? I will try to keep the gross factor down today, since I may have screwed up everything with the song up there ^^^.

  • During the 1700s and early 1800s, there were so many lobsters along the coast of New England that one could walk down the beach and pick
    them up off the sand. Lobsters were so abundant that native Americans used them as fertilizer, and colonists thought of them as food for poor
    people. Servants complained when they were forced to eat lobster more than three times in a week.
  • Not only are apple seeds poisonous, so are the bark & leaves. They contain a cyanide-producing compound called amygdalin. They
    are also part of the rose family.
  • It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
  • The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
Wow... the end of the entry already? Man, it seems a little shorter than usual. Hmmmm.... I guess I have full control over where this ends... So, let me
dig a bit more and see what I come up with...

? Hydrochloric acid in your stomach is so strong that it could eat up stainless steel razor blades. ?

Yep, that's all I have to offer. Them's partin' words. Good day, then. Tut tut... go on, leave no frown unturned.

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Monday, October 18, 2004 12:29 PM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

Like the picture, hate the songs you are singing....you should whistle while you work, Gloria.

-Macrae is an expert in the art of gurning, shah!
-Christonaspike is blatherskite.
-Taquito contumely spoke with my child today and got his a** kicked (just kidding, although a good sentence!)
-I love to spend the daft-days with punksoup.
-My mother-in-law has a humdudgeon.

Taquito, will you try the experiment at the end of the blog and post your results?

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Monday, October 18, 2004 7:32 PM CDT
Name: christonaspike
E-Mail: torirocks@msn.com

I, Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing.
I'm a master of fright, and a demond of light, and I'll scare you right out of your pants...... And since I am dead,
I can take off my head to resite Shakespearian quotation.

OK, enough of that!
I believe I am being much of a blatherskite with my contumely tongue as of now
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Monday, October 18, 2004 10:25 PM CDT
Name: taquito
E-Mail:
taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

good blog and its kind of ironic because now it's like fancy to eat lobster and if apple seeds are poisinous then y
aren't apples?
-the mexican-

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punksoups answers a question!

Moses, I have no answer for that. Perhaps there IS a trace amount of cyanide in apples. I will research this...

I have only found this: The pulp of the fruits themselves is safe. Greatest concentration of the toxin occurs
in vigorous growth shoots, seeds & wilted leaves.

Posted by punksoup at 7:15 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 19 October 2004 8:56 AM CDT
Sunday, 17 October 2004
A Most Bungled Execution of Amphigory
Mood:  surprised
Now Playing: Joy Division-Disorder
Topic: Gathering Storm Clouds

K is for Kate, who was struck with an axe.

Merry Sunday to you all! Looks like you'll be resuming your daily grind tomorrow whether it be work or
school. Some of you get to go back with a higher status, Yippee for you! For those of you in school, be
thankful you do not have to go back to the fourth grade! Although that may sound way freakin' better than
high school at this point. I wish I could go back to high school. But my youth is fading and I cannot fake it
anymore. Maybe I could have 6 years ago... Oh well! I will be alright, who needs the drama anyway, right?!

? Genghis Khan killed his own brother in an argument over fish. ?

OK, I think yesterday went rather well. We ended up on Montorse and Westheimer! There were vendors set
up all along Westheimer and there were people walking about everywhere. The weather was nice, but could
have been better. It was not so cool outside, but it was alright. We didn't stay long in that area and ended up
at First Colony mall where we went directly to Hot Topic. I go in there for the clearance section and there is
this awesome deal right before mine eyes! Both my cousin and myself scored a good deal and chatted it up
with the coolest Hot Topic employee ever! Anyway, I added these to my collection at a very attractive price.
Attractive, like bordering on perversion!

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, Willis!

Let's just dive into the learning aspect of the bliggity today!

Vocabulary

  • ergroid, adj. - crude; devoid of politesse
  • floit, v. - to flaunt sexually
  • dipsonate, v. - to force alcoholic beverages on another person
  • abdolatry, n. - fashionable irreverence
  • osantine, adj. - of or pertaining to oozing

Be creative and use them in your response, as always!

"Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore." - Malcom Muggeridge (1903-1990)

Undesirable Facts

  • French President Felix Faure (1841-1899) died during sex in a Paris brothel (whore house.) Faure's
    death sent the woman into shock and his member had to be surgically removed from her.
  • When King John of England found out that his wife Isabella had taken a lover, he had him killed and
    his corpse strung up over Isabella's side of the bed.
  • The schizophrenic German composer Robert Schumann had two imaginary friends called Florestan
    and Eusebuis, who gave him ideas for his scores. Schumann died in an insane asylum.
  • From childhood the Victorian nonsense poet and artist Edward Lear suffered from what he called "the
    Demon" - epilepsy - and "the Morbids" - manic depression - both of which he always maintained were
    the result of excessive masturbation.
  • The Saxon king Edmund Ironside had his reign curtailed when he sat on a wooden lavatory (toilet): an
    assassin hiding in the pit below twice thrust his longsword up the king's anal passage, embedding the
    sword in his bowels and killing him instantly.

And now you are fit to face the day having gained immeasurable lengths of knowledge, no matter how grossed
out you are. Good day! Let no one ruin it by commenting on the freshness of your lemon cream pie scented hair.

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Sunday, October 17, 2004 11:02 AM CDT
Name: Christonaspike
Home Page:
http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail:
Torirocks@msn.com

No, you don't want to go back to highschool, now if you are going and don't mind failing, or being in just regular
classes and not advanced or AP or Honors, then feel free to go back.

My doll is so awesome, my dad was like "i don't want to touch that thing" Lust floits herself. I think she would
dipsonate every one of the guy dolls.

Who is this Malcom dude?

I have imaginary friends, their names are peitry and smeagol. :)

Eww lemon cream pie scented air, gag.
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Sunday, October 17, 2004 9:39 PM CDT
Name: X
E-Mail:
macrae85@hotmail.com

What are the names of the new dolls? I love the pajama dolly!
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Sunday, October 17, 2004 9:48 PM CDT
Name: X
E-Mail:
macrae85@hotmail.com

The pajama doll is Sloth. I clicked the dolly like a smart girl and read the site addy duh.


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Monday, October 18, 2004 12:26 PM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

I guess I am the one that qualifies by going back to work with the higher status, he he he.  Let me point out to you all
that Nosferatu and his victim (whom I have named Bitsy) are the property of yours truly, as my blogmistress purchased
them for me, yes that's right, ME!  I digress.  What is with the sexual and bathroom humor today? 

Ugh Monsieur Faure, c'est un pauvre histoire pour l'histoire.

Have you ever met one of those people who floit and who have that unique osantine quality to diponsate?  I know one such
young lady who has an ergroid abdolatry for all naysayers!


Posted by punksoup at 8:51 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 19 October 2004 8:20 AM CDT
Saturday, 16 October 2004
I have no title today for I suck!
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: The Used-I'm A Fake
Topic: Jumpin' Jeepers!

Playing in my panties!

Today is the day I hit the Red Light District of Houston! But during the day, none of that for me after dark, no way!
I am not afraid of the dark, just what's in it, outside, alone, no form of protection, unless I bludgeon someone with
a Kotex?!!! That would be a something to see! Naw, I gots my cousin goin' with me. It's all happening. She's loud
if nothing else!

So, I had a terrible dream last night about Pinhead. Those freaky twin femme cenobites, and that chatter were in it
and we were at some sort of huge, endless laboratory type wherehouse and Pinhead was slaughtering people one
one until I was the only one left and I freak out and ran, but had no where to go, and I shit you not, I pissed myself.

I could only hope that once I fell back to sleep that my dream would not continue! I was freaked out!! Bad dream!

~Weird Shit for Your Freaky Mind~
? Army Commander Battered Officers With Dildo ?
A Russian army commander has received a two-year suspended sentence after he was found guilty of beating his junior
officers with a dildo. Captain Damir Ilyasov was also stripped of his rank and removed from his post. However, his officers
defended him at his military court hearing saying he only hit them lightly with the black latex baton. Ilyasov was brought to
trial after a soldier, who was himself charged with desertion, told officials he had run away because of nightly beatings from
Ilyasov and his dildo.

? Doctor Says Disorder Makes Patients Have Sex During Sleep ?
An Australian doctor said one of his patients has a disorder that led her to have sex with strangers while she slept. The doctor
tells The Sydney Morning Herald that the middle-aged woman would later have no recollection of her activities. It wasn't until
her partner woke, discovered she was missing from the bedroom, and found her having sex with another man that she dis-
covered what she was doing. The doctor will discuss the case at a meeting this weekend. He told an Australian radio station
that "people are often stunned and overwhelmed" when they find out what's been happening. He worries that people might be
inhibited to seek professional help for the disorder because of the embarrassment and fear that partners and doctors won't
believe that they were asleep. [Submitted by ChristOnASpike]

Maybe I should give you a handful of words to use so that we may play nicely together!

  • COPACETIC - Fine, excellent, going just right.
  • ERGOPHOBIA - A fear of work.
  • GARGALESIS - Forceful tickling.
  • JOSSER - One not born to cirus life; an outsider.
  • OROTUND - Speech that is full, round and imposing.
Be extra nice with these words or suffer the irreversible consequences.

MUST I USE A DISCLAIMER? APPARENTLY SO...
NOTE: * I cannot have anyone verbal jumping anyone here at the blog simply because they disagree with their name.
Not everyone in this world is a Christian, and at the same time, not everyone is anti-Christian. Perhaps even some
people do not believe in neither Heaven nor Hell, in which case would not be offended by such statements left in yester-
day's post which had NOTHING to do with the BLOG! Some things are meant to be offensive if for no other reason. So,
let's all just get get along like we're grow'd ups.

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Saturday, 16 October 2004 - 9:38 AM CDT
Name: Christonaspike
Home Page:
http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail:
Torirocks@msn.com

I AIN'T LOUD!!!
Hmm scarier than my tornado dreams. LMFAO he beat people with a dildo!!
All should go copacetic today in my life. Hey what song is that word in, copacetic.....meh, i don't know, but it was
one of those 90's rock songs.
I had to slap Nick the other day for gargalesis.
*GASP* it was my name huh? just because i love benji madden......

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punksoup sings the hits of William Shatner:
The song you are thinking of is by a band called Local H and the song is called "Bound for the Floor"
I totally loved that song back in the day, it was released in 1996 while I was living in Denver. Funny
how something so trivial could spark such vast memories! Born to be down!

And yes, Skiz, YOU ARE LOUD!
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Saturday, 16 October 2004 - 1:38 PM CDT
Name: X

Naaaaaaaaaaahhhh....I wasn't verbal jumping....it was more like playful banter with a side dish of steaming hot sarcasm.

Benji is beautiful and were I 10 years younger I would be all up in/over/under that!

(Everyone in the world SHOULD be Christian!! HAH!! HAH HAH!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!)

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Saturday, 16 October 2004 - 11:38 PM CDT
Name: X

Why doesn't my "TAB" key work when I'm on the post a comment page? FIX IT!!

Ok...sooooo tell us how your day went in the Red Light District or did you even make it there? ========================================================
Sunday, October 17, 2004 10:41 AM CDT
Name: Christonaspike
Home Page:
http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail:
Torirocks@msn.com

it was fun at the magick cauldron!! weee for incents
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Sunday, October 17, 2004 4:01 PM CDT
Name: taquito
E-Mail:
taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

good blog today sorry i couldn't asnwer yesterdays blog for i was absent from home to do work which i
am sore from today well anyways the only sentence i can make from the vocabulary is i like to hang out
with my friends so i can floit myself which is very fun . (i don't think i used the word right)

-the mexican-
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punksoup concures:

thank you for your endless encouragement, moses! like a pep talk after a losing game! LOL! Really, though,
thanks!

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Monday, October 18, 2004 12:18 PM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

Sorry it has taken me so long to respond.  I can't say that I love Pinhead, but your dream and the accompanying
pictures on the blog have made me want to see it again.  I read the description of the original movie Friday evening
and must say i was intrigued by what I read...but then again when shall I watch it except when my lover is asleep,
and more prone to nightmares and such?

My copacetic life as a josser, orotund with a hint of ergophobia, forced me to relieve my tensions through the practice
of garaglesis.



Posted by punksoup at 8:17 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 19 October 2004 8:15 AM CDT
Friday, 15 October 2004
Boondoggled Blog Fog
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: The Dubliners-No Nay Never
Topic: The Mighty Palimpsest


"We cant stop here, this is bat country!" ~Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

Ah! Friday?!?! Yes! Let's break down the meaning of Friday, because some people get way too excited and
I need to know the science of why that is! I will break it apart first, and find the roots and where it comes
from because maybe you do not know where it comes from and what little "happy molecule" it possesses.
Oh, yeah, be the way... It's another awesome day outside! Kick Ass!

? Bats always turn left when exiting a cave! ?

Ok, I totally expected conflicting information regarding the origin of the name Friday. This is what I found:
Friday: from Frigg the Norse goddess of love. She was believed to be the wife of Odin and was the goddess
of marriage and the hearth. The Roman's had named this day for their goddess of beauty, Venus. They called
it "dies veneris". When the Germanic tribes invaded England they imposed their goddess upon the day meant
to honor Venus. The day was called frigedaeg, it has been corrupted over the centuries (since the 500's) to
be "Friday". So, I suppose then, the "happy molecule" (mostly a Western Civilization thing,) we experience at
the end of work and school on Friday rejoices the weekend break. Not all civilizations work this way. So, then
perhaps in the middle-east, the expression is "Thank Ala it's Saturday" being the last day of the week and time
for rest. Am I wrong?

Ha! The whole "Thank Gandalf it's Frodo," uh, yeah. Here: The expression, "Thank God It's Friday," coined in
1978, was the name of an average movie about an average Friday. The expression had never been used be-
fore this movie. Awesome! Another Hollywood invention.

? It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then
forget where they hid them!
?

+Funky Vocabulary+

  • CACOGRAPHY - Bad handwriting or bad spelling.
  • DROOGISH - Relating to the nature or attitudes of a member of a street gang.
  • FRIGORIFIC - Causing cold; chilling.
  • GOBBLEDYGOOK - Unintelligible language, especially jargon.
  • GROK - To understand something intuitively or by empathy.
  • HONORIFICABILITUDINITATIBUS - With honour.
  • SPONDULICKS - Money, cash.
  • SNOLLYGOSTER - A shrewd, unprincipled person, especially a politician.

Them's learnin' words! I have a feeling that one could create an entire paragraph with them.

Gross facts? Maybe a couple. Just to keep the anorexic population in check, for you will lose your appetite!

  • The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely consumed is Khoona. It is ingested by
    Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently
    attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac (makes you fell sexy/randy).
  • Marilyn Monroe's famous breasts were somehow destroyed during her autopsy, and a makeup artist
    had to create artificial breasts for her when preparing her for burial. Presumably her other parts were
    intact, including her six toes on one foot.
  • Novelist Sir Walter Scott somehow obtained a stolen cervical vertebra of King Charles I. He used it as
    a salt cellar, no doubt shaking up some of his famous guests, such as Queen Victoria.
  • Many children can vomit at will, and some child psychologists say the best way to stop a child from doing
    this for attention is to make the child eat it afterward.

? Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 50,000 words... None of them with them letter E! ?

ChristOnASpike offers this to the blog:

Lyrics for the soundtrack of Willy Wonka.

The image comes from tarot.com and was sent to me by her as a greeting card :) , mostly so she could earn a few Karma Coins. It's very thoughtful and she wanted the pic to be posted.

Thank You!

Have a great Friday and check yourself in the mirror. Smile and say, "Damn! You look droogish!" Over and out.

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Friday, 15 October 2004 - 9:14 AM CDT
Name: Christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

"It's no ney never, no ney never no how, will i play the white rover, no never no how"
Bats aren't ambi-turners.
Gott sei dank, es ist Fritag!

Joel believes he is droogish. And he runs around being named over his spondulicks, using his gobbledygook.
I didn't know marylin monroe has 6 toes, lmao. So much for being the perfect woman.
You are welcome! We both benefit, lol. Oompa loopa doopedy doo!
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Friday, October 15, 2004 3:12 PM CDT
Name: taquito
E-Mail:
taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

good afternoon and welcome to jesus's reply:  I realized that me and my friends at school all look droogish and also
that i have cacography writing and thats all for today well avoir -the mexican-

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Saturday, October 16, 2004 12:02 AM CDT
Name: X
Homepage:
http://x@theowl.com.org.net.edu.gov.dot

I wonder...does "Christonaspike" want to see Christ on a spike or thinks he was crucified on a spike or would person-
ally like to put Christ on a spike? I wonder what she'll say if God sends to her to hell for using the name "Christonaspike"
and her punishment ends up being impaled on a spike over and over and over and over for all eternity (that's a really
"thuper" long time).

"Christonaspike" appears to resemble a snollygoster of the worst sort!

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Saturday, 16 October 2004 - 8:04 AM CDT
Name: Dead Fish, Stale Bread
Home Page:
http://www.losingmyreligion.com/
E-Mail:
http://www.losingmyreligion.com/

Wait a minute. People are actually being asshole christians here? I always knew there were the good ones and the bad
ones but straight up assholes? What kind of person are you who would verbally assault someone like that? Do you know
that person or are you just finding somewhere to place your Holy Christlike pedistal? Geez, come down, get off your f*****g
cross. Live and let live, have you ever heard that before? Do I need to point you in the right direction of a bible? The Gideons
have placed them in most unexpected places!

“I do not feel obliged to believe that same God who endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect had intended for us to
forgo their use.”

- Galileo

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Saturday, 16 October 2004 - 1:50 PM CDT
Name: X

Dead Fish:
Yeah I know the person I was sparring with (for oh say 16 years or so) and my words were not as malicious as you suppose.
I was laughing when I wrote it knowing that the person I was "attacking" would laugh as well.
Be mindful of your name calling my young Padawan learner.

If I have offended her then I apologize to HER and will continue to pray for her eternal soul! >;o)



Posted by punksoup at 8:22 AM CDT
Updated: Sunday, 17 October 2004 6:47 AM CDT
Thursday, 14 October 2004
A Schadenfreudic Touchstone of Intoxication
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: Dalis Car-Create And Melt
Topic: Idiot's Parade

Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

Happy Thursday! I see some of you are wearing yellow, STHUPER! (As in Super, with a homo-type lisp "sthuper".) It
looksth awsthome on you! (There is a reason for this. But I will explain later.) Let's review the answers to yesterday's
Almost All True Quiz!

Almost All True: (a), (b) and (c) are true. Which means (d) is FALSE. They all sounded a little far fetched, and I, myself
did not know the answer until last night and thought it was probably (a).

Is it animal cruelty to dye your poodle? I think it is particularly cruel just to be a poodle. They are
permed rats, thats's what they are. Nasty little dogs, always bearing their teeth and yapping at people.
Anyway, I was in the beauty supply store Monday and there was an older lady inquiring about which
would be the best dye to use to make her dog purple. I did find myself laughing but when I realized
this lady was all to serious, I told her which dye to use so as not to harm her evil little critter. So, is
that animal cruelty? Imagine if you will, not a poodle quite as large as this, but a poodle nonetheless.

I was just wondering. So would you dye your pet? Dog, cat, rat, whatever the pet is, or do you think
that it is just wrong?

I am not sure how I am to believe this story, but it is allegedly true:

McDonald's franchisees in Cape Girardeau, Mo., Brainerd, Minn., and Norwood, Mass., recently began outsourcing
their drive-thru order-taking to a call center in Colorado Springs, Colo. Thus, a Big Mac order shouted into a micro-
phone in Missouri gets typed into a computer in Colorado (and a digital photograph of the customer's car is taken
in order to reduce errors) and then clicked back to the originating restaurant's kitchen, which has the order ready
in less time (30 seconds less, on average, with fewer errors) than the average McDonald's takes.
[International Herald Tribune-New York Times, 7-19-04]

? In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined. ?

The Meaning of Color:
RED
In Russia, red means beautiful. The Bolsheviks used a red flag as their symbol when they overthrew the Tsar in 1917. That is
how red became the color of communism.

GREEN
In the highlands of Scotland, people wore green as a mark of honor.

BLUE
Blue was used as protection against witches, who supposedly dislike the color. (I hate the color, myself)

PURPLE
In Thailand, purple is worn by a widow mourning her husband's death.

YELLOW
It is said that homosexuals wear yellow on Thursday as a silent way to indentify one another. But here is a fact and not a myth:
In tenth-century France, the doors of traitors and criminals were painted yellow.

WHITE
The ancient Persians believed all gods wore white. (Don't they?)

BLACK
In China, black is for little boys. Blue is for little girls. (I thought pink was for boys in China.)

? In the United States Pine Street is the most common street name - not Main St. ?

Vocabulary? Why? Then we will cover some grammar from The Lord of the Rings.

  • besotted, v. (1) - made drunk; Merry besotted Pippin with the finest mead.
  • cony, n. - rabbit; Smeagol loves fresh cony for breakfast.
  • durstn't, v. - dare not; Samwise durstn't wake Frodo for he needs his rest.
  • flummoxed,v. - bewildered, disconcerted; Smeagol was flummoxed in his fruitless search of the precious.
  • mead, n. (1) - an alcoholic drink made from honey; Hobbits love mead and merriment.
  • semblance, n. - appearance; The semblance of the Nazgul frightened the hobbits.

Do you think maybe you can use these today without repeating the aformentioned examples?

This ends today's entry. I hope you have learned something even if it means not dying your pets or ordering from a McDonald's
in Brainerd, MN which is 137 miles from Fargo, ND, don'tcha know!?! Oh Gad!

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Thursday, October 14, 2004 12:37 PM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

Is it "fashion a la mode" to dye your dog the color of your hair? Is this confined to the "55 and over
get a free coffee with their Filet-o-Fish after 10am" crowd? Maybe your experience will start a new
trend.....skinheads can have skinhead dogs....we could patent this.....call that number and find out how!

I found myself besotted by the flummoxed cony; the semblance of his blood to mead made me feel that
I dursn't deny myself the pleasure.
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Thursday, October 14, 2004 4:30 PM CDT
Name: taquito
E-Mail:
taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

well hello there i was think about how i durstn't smoke for it is a bad habit and i am also flummoxed at
the semblance that adults put on when they smoke thereby making their children think smokin is an ok
habit. don't know if it sounds good but it does for me. adios -the mexican-

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Thursday, October 14, 2004 5:51 PM CDT
Name: VM
E-Mail:
vm7573@hotmail.com

http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymilonakis.com/crispy.wmv
lol

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Thursday, October 14, 2004 8:39 PM CDT
Name: ChristOnASpike
E-Mail:
torirocks@msn.com

Yay for animal rights! he same day that I began a petition for the students right to choose whether to disect
or not, and not be puniched for ethical or religious believes. So, If your dog freaks out, don't dye him that is
just mean damnit, and their skin is much more sensitive to chemicals than our is.

HHMMMM WORDS! I besotted me dog one time on accident. Cony are for eating all your lettuce and hopping
away like nothing happened. I would never drink mead, I don't want that made out of honey crap. I flummoxed
many people today with Sadie.

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Thursday, October 14, 2004 9:12 PM CDT
Name: X or Macrae or whatever...I cant re
E-Mail:
macrae85@hotmail.com

Gee golly, I thought everyone who was anyone dyed their doggies! Hmmmm.....our little dog Frodo would look
nice with a blue mohawk.

This just in: Hewitt Associates in The Woodlands, TX will now be taking all drive-thru calls for Jack in the Boxes in
Tennessee, Vermont, Washington and Puerto Rico.



Posted by punksoup at 8:00 AM CDT
Updated: Friday, 15 October 2004 8:35 AM CDT

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