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Thursday, 7 October 2004
The Dubious Galoot of Ill Repute
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: Edward Ka-Spel - God In A Cupboard
Topic: Sugar On My Elbows

Pat, Pat where's your hat?

Thursday, October 7, 04 - In our little town, today is a half day at school. Which means I may
not have a new movie made and posted by tomorrow, but I will try my very best. I do have a
pretty good idea now of what the plot shall be and I do not write dialogue so it may be another
black and white silent film with music as before. I would also like for it to be at least three min-
utes in length. That's a lot of stop motion action and a lot of footage. It should be fine. We'll see
what happens.

I decorated the outside of my apartment yesterday. I made it look like a crime scene more than
anything else. Going for that haunted, spooky feel, it turned into a murderous rapture of imbrued
contrivance.

The pics are linked to their full size image if you really want to see it that bad! Bloody wicked!

OK, a little mental challenge because I have faith that you can do this:

  • How many common English words can you make from the letters DRIBA? Use all the
    letters each time you make a new word.

That should be relatively easy for you. PLEASE at least try to get ONE stupid word!

Now for some facts whether you like it or not.

  • Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
  • If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
  • The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. (ok this could be bullshit!)
  • All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck at 4:20.
  • The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surren-
    dered after 38 minutes.
  • Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
  • Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
  • One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30's lobbied
    against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.
  • The United States paid Russia just 2? per acre for Alaska.

I think that is all I have for you today. Have a most awesome day and remember one thing: You may
not look so great but the scent of roast beef wafting from your skin makes all of the little kitties love
you!
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Thursday, October 7, 2004 8:02 AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

A lot of people say "What's that?" "That's Pat!"

The apartment pictures turned out rather nicely, little nettle. I think it would be nice to
see a goldfish turn white without light...but then it would probably die and not smell to
good,and the red water would flow. As for the spiders, we all need our protein, and I
laughed so hard about the injection of nutmeg. Who would be so stupid as to do that.
oh wait, we know someone like that! I also laughed most heartily at the roast beef
comment...I personally like to take day old roast beef and place it under my arms so
little doggies and kitties will be my friends.

DRIBA: braid
baird (Mrs Baird)

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Thursday, October 7, 2004 12:12 PM CDT
Name: taquito
E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

i see u have a crime scene in front of ur house nowadays and not the bloody mess u maybe wanted
the words from driba : braid and i'll think of more later

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Thursday, October 7, 2004 4:59 PM CDT
Name: ChristOnASpike
E-Mail: torirocks@msn.com

ewww, i don't want to smell like roast beef! Dude look up, ITS PAT!! shim is ugly. That is cool, how did
you get away with making the outside of your apartment look like that?

DRIBA ummmm
braid
rabid


Posted by punksoup at 7:47 AM CDT
Updated: Saturday, 9 October 2004 9:50 AM CDT
Wednesday, 6 October 2004
An Impalpable Emanation of a Noxious Idea
Mood:  silly
Now Playing: Death In June-Rose Clouds of Holocaust
Topic: Are you O-fucking-K?

Wish you were here.

Good Hump Day to you and yours! It is already Oct. 6 and we all know what that means! Just 25 days 'til
Halloween, and my splendid little brown friend had a cool idea to light the menorah for this occasion, and
let it burn for the next 25 days... but I think he said 15 days. I say whatever!

? Did you know that the throne of Ethiopia's Menelik II was actually an electric chair imported from the U.S.?

Thank you all so much for your input for the movie! Now all I need is a title or a plot. I have a crazy clown
and a girl in a straightjacket. What sort of story might this be then? And to add Lust (the little red devilynn)
to the story.... I am unable to come to any sort of conclusion at this time. Perhaps you will enlighten me then,
today.

? Both Hitler and Mussolini were vegetarians.

Exotic Gifts (not to be confused with actual gifts)
#95 Royal Imperial Valium
America's Favorite Tranquilizer-Only Better

We could talk our heads off but we can't say a thing that sounds half as fine as the effects these tranqs will have
on you. So unusual, not one person in a thousand has ever experienced them. That's because your doctor can't
prescribe them and your druggist can't slip them to you under the counter. These egg-sized beauties, weighing in
at 50,000 milligrams each, were made up special for us by the pharmeceutical company that invented them. Each
one is like a little atomic bomb of pleasure. This long-remembered gift makes you long-remembered as a thoughtful,
original gift-giver. In fact, the individual whom you gift with Royal Imperial Valiums will probably hound you for the
rest of your life for more.

Gift # 95 Royal Imperial Valium $18.95 delivered
Special 50 Royal Imperial Valium in wicker basket $99.95 delivered

Forwards Four Words

  • drisme, adj. - weather which is both dreary and wet (rainy)
  • forgue, v. - to gouge or spear with a poisonous instrument
  • malactive, adj. - evilly busy, up-to-no-good
  • umdrill, n. - state of bewilderment, darkness

Use them wisely today! Use them in your place of study, work, or what have you. Astonish your family, amaze your
friends! They will think you've been paying attention to such things and may hold you in a higher regard!

Now for some famous last words, the Deathbed Monologues!
? Ludwig van Beethoven "Friends applaud, the comedy is finished."
? Emily Dickinson "I must go in, the fog is rising."
? Oscar Wilde "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."
? Edgar Allen Poe "Lord help my poor soul."

? The dot over the lowercase "i" is called a "tittle."

Good Day! Let me be the first to tell you how you smell particularly like fudge today!
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Wednesday, October 6, 2004 9:03 AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

Lots for me to reply to today headmistress. Love the song you were listening to! I did know
about the throne of Menelik II (say that name out loud..men-uh-lick...eeewww); did you know
that almost 70% of the country's income was used at that coronation? Killer coronation for a
defunct monarchy! As for the plot of your movie...I think Sybil in her straitjacket and the clown
(argh I can't remember his name right now) should terrorize a little girl in her dreams...is that
possible! HA HA HA I know who should get this once they read it.....evil plots.

I hope Hitler and Mussolini are forced to eat meat in hell, the hypocrites....let's protect the animals
but not people.....rubbish.

The movie should take place on a drisme evening.
I think the LDDs should forgue the little girl in her dreams.
It would be a malactive movie.
The little girl could wake up in a state of umdrill.

I'll tittle your taka with the popov. :)


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punksoup says:

you'll dot my "vodka" with a different brand of vodka? clever.

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Wednesday, October 6, 2004 10:32 PM CDT
Name: taquito
E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

i just got on madam whitey and yes i do so on the way to school was being malactive and i was glad that it was not drisme on the way to school well sorry nothing funny but u look rather spledid this afternoon

adios
-the mexican-

Posted by punksoup at 7:47 AM CDT
Updated: Thursday, 7 October 2004 7:58 AM CDT
Tuesday, 5 October 2004
Several Uses for A Dead Body
Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: The Used-Let It Bleed
Topic: Shit House Bricks

We All Float Down Here...

Are we getting comfortable now? Is everyone here? Good. Now that I have your
attention, I just want to say, "Look at me!! See what I can do?" I can blog & chew
gum at the same time. Effortlessly. I haven't tripped once.

Do you think maybe I am giving too much away everyday? Like too many facts
or what have you? If it is overloading your brain, I will cut back on the fact and
add more sugar. If that is what you desire. But today I will give some more odd
facts, things you may have never wanted to know! And not too many facts either,
just enough to make you not hungry anymore.

Does any of that make you feel any better about yourself? It should! Disturbing, yet so true.

I would like to make another movie, perhaps I will have one ready by the end of the week, so
if you have any suggestions, send them to me and you will receive some sort of credit for having
done so. Remember, I use Living Dead Dolls. Below are the dolls, so make your choice for who
you would like to be in the next one and I shall tally the votes!


Cookie
Dahlia
Gluttony
Kitty
Lizzie

Louis
Lust
Revenent
Schitzo
Siren

Sybil

That's all folks. Remember, you're good enough, you're smart enough and gosh darn it, people like you!!

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Tuesday, October 5, 2004 8:53 AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

Okay, I like to consider myself knowledgable on English history and I have never once read anything
about the Elizabethan women's warm drink of beauty, or Richard I's curried cannibal meal. Where did
this information come from? Not that I don't believe the mistress of the blog...just curious.

I don't think you inundate us with info...at least not for me...and I would personally like to see Sybil
and Schitzo in a movie!

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punksoup interjects:

Now, you know that all of my information comes from books lying about the place. The information
contained in todays blog comes from The Little Book of Bad Taste by Karl Shaw ? 2000.
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Tuesday, 5 October 2004 - 11:15 AM CDT
Name: X
E-Mail: macrae85@hotmail.com

 I like drinking warm piss. How do you think I stay so young looking?

Yes, I would like to see Sybil and Schitzo in a love story of evil proportions.

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Tuesday, 5 October 2004 - 3:05 PM CDT
Name: taquito
E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

i would too like to see schitzo and sybil along with lust in a movie

...second response added only moments later...

forgot to put - the mexican-
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Wednesday, 6 October 2004 - 5:44 AM CDT
Name: ChristOnASpike
E-Mail: torirocks@msn.com

what are elvenses? Dude, put siren, revenent, and kittie in the movie and you can call it a chick flic.
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punksoup with yet another interjection:

Elevenses is like snack time to the Brits. However, the hobbits treat it as a full meal and not a snack at all.

Posted by punksoup at 8:33 AM CDT
Updated: Wednesday, 6 October 2004 8:10 AM CDT
Monday, 4 October 2004
A Farcical Malady of Flapdoodle
Mood:  rushed
Now Playing: The Tear Garden-Valium
Topic: What have you to impart?

I have recreated this ancient Chinese secret sauce!

Would you like to know what really sucks? I think I am inviting the wrong people to come here.
Sure, some of you stop by, but the majority of (oh, yes, my favorite endearment) fuck-alls who
are asked to enlighten themselves on a daily basis (who probably need it) just sit and say nothing.
N O T H I N G . . . So, if after today you do not get a link to this bliggitiy blog blog, consider your-
self free of my torment.

Please excuse my churlishness. Ignorance is bliss, you know.

Riddled by yesterday's subject? Here are the answers to the foreboding questions. Please remember
that the mind and sense of humor did not work the same way then as they do now and you may not
find them funny:

  • The riddle that stumped Homer:What did the fishermen keep? Lice, which they already had.
  • The Babylonian riddle: The thing that "becomes fat without eating" is a rain cloud.
  • The Biblical riddle: The answer to Samson's set-up question is 'honey out of a lion.'

Every one of these words/terms/phrases were born of the Koren war:

  • police action
  • airstrike
  • chopper
  • buy the farm
  • M.A.S.H.
  • hooch
  • brainwashing

Cease and Desist

The joys of the telemarketer, calling with their inquisitive dialogue. Here are some highly effective
measures to terminate the call:

  • Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream,
    "Oh my God!" and then hang up.
  • Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times
  • Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out!
    Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"
  • Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully,
    this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could
    know you from.
  • If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood?
    How about human blood?"

Ok, so the vocabulary is not intended for use in your response. It's just interesting that they were coined
during that period of time. All of this was really for nothing today. Have a great day, and might I add that
you look splendid?

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Monday, October 4, 2004 3:07 PM CDT
Name: the mexican
E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

so wat do the words " i am a rude bitch " have to do with todays blog - the mexican -

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Monday, October 4, 2004 4:54 PM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

I don't know that I got an email this morning so I thought to respond before I am cut
off from blog citizenship....and all the fuck-alls know who they are.....I for one did not
know those words came from the conflict known as the Korean War.......and I personally
love to catch telemarketers off guard....I life to give them all of my information and tell
them to call back and then tell them I DIED....or that I can't make that decision for the
account holder....and they left abt 2 weeks ago and have not come back yet....but the
goat blood is classic!

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Monday, October 4, 2004 5:54 PM CDT
Name: christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

LMFAO HOOCH!?!? haha  OOH OOOH, for the phone people act like you speak German, or
start telling them about your problems (made up and dramatic) and crying.  Might I say that
I have much adulation for you keeping this blog up! 


Posted by punksoup at 8:28 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 5 October 2004 8:51 AM CDT
Sunday, 3 October 2004
A Supplimentary Inquest of Enlightenment
Mood:  surprised
Now Playing: Magnetic Fields-Meaningless
Topic: They eat Mallomars

You are here.

Dreary, glooming day #2. What sort of luck is that? Noooo sir, I love it. If it were a scoatch less
humid outside, it would be 'un ciel merveilleux de misere.' Oooh la la, francais!

What are "whippet bitches?" It sounded so funny that I actually took the time to find out and here
are the results of that search!

The Whippet was developed at the end of the 19th century through crossing among the
Greyhound, the Italian Greyhound, and the Terrier. Its name derives from the expression
"whip it" meaning to move quickly. The Whippet looks like a small greyhound.

Who cares about that, right? Well, something even more interesting is this: (Satisfied Curiousity.)

Frederick the Great, who never slept with his wife, was rumored in later years to have been
romantically attached to his pack of Italian whippet bitches.

Have you ever noticed that when I have person listed in my blog that their name links to their history
on wikipedia.com? It's true. I even have words linked to dictionary enteries so that you are all able to
thoroughly condition yourselves for your clever response!

The Rennaisance Festival has begun! It opened for the season yesterday. I cannot wait to go. It is the
best thing about TX. Check out that link and see for yourself.

Some very interesting facts to be absorbed by the reader like an underwater sea sponge.

  • In 1892, Italy raised the minimun age for marriage to girls to 12 years old.
  • During WWII, Germany offered Arizona, New Mexico and Texas to Mexico
    to change sides.
  • In 1962, Josef Goebbels demanded that Hitler be expelled from the Nazi Party.
  • Ho Chi Minh was once a pastry chef for the Ritz-Carlton in NYC and a photo
    retoucher in Paris.
  • Technically the first American president was John Hanson of Maryland.

Riddle me this...

  • The riddle that stumped Homer, spoken by Greek fishermen, drove him to suicide and goes like
    this: "What we caught we threw away; What we didn't catch, we kept."
  • The Babylonians believed that riddles could teach and were preserved on clay tablets that probably
    served as a schoolbook and one of the oldest is this: "What becomes pregnant without conceiving,
    Who becomes fat without eating?"
  • A riddle from the bible, found in Jacob 14:12-20, talks about Samson's seven-day wedding feast/
    bachelor party and offered rewards to those who could answer, but demanded the same rewards
    for himself if they failed. The riddle is: "Out of the eater came something to eat; Out of the strong
    came something sweet."
  • A riddle with no answer appears in the Islamic Koran (as well as other writings) and were refered to
    as "koans" - such as, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" - There is no logical answer, it is only
    meant to open your mind.

I will provide you with the answers to these riddles in tomorrow's entry.

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Sunday, October 3, 2004 11:26 AM CDT
Name: christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

I think homer needed something better to do with his time. LMAO ot would so funny
if hitler got kicked out of the Nazi Party, lmao!


Posted by punksoup at 10:37 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 5 October 2004 8:52 AM CDT
Saturday, 2 October 2004
The Effluent Atramentous Melange
Mood:  silly
Now Playing: Swans-Like a Drug
Topic: A Gorge of Candy Whistles

Perhaps Looking-glass milk isn't good to drink.

Am I puttering out? It seems like it takes me forever to collect and gather decent content
for my daily entry. And I don't use anything online. No. I don't cheat. I use books and my
? brain. It is a half brain in the morning.

But I shalln't look any further... I have found former jobs of famous (or infamous) people:

10 Former Occupations:

May I add that you look particularly lovely today? Well, you do. Go look in the mirror and
you will see what I mean. You just got up, you say? You could have fooled me. I think you
look marvelous!

It's 9:29 am here in TX and it is dark. The thunder is a-rollin'. It promises to be a great day.
The humidity is the only thing that could ruin a day like this. And it probably wil, being TX &
all. Geez, just another reminder that I so hate this place. Even the confines of my little world
aren't enough to make me forget that I am where I am... I won't go on. It is pointless, and
furthermore I can do nothing to change it, so what's the use in bitching, right?

You've actually made it this far? Damn. You deserve a prize for that! How about some Chuck
E. Cheese tokens? Or maybe something even more useless like a feather mop? A mud bucket?
No, I know... how about a 100% cruelty-free tofu flavored cardboard box for that late morning
snack? The choice is yours, my friend.

Go out and begin your day now with a nefarious smile lying about your face, you know you're
up to something, like no-good!

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Saturday, 02 October 2004 - 6:59 PM CDT
Name: the mexican
E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

how did one of hitlers most trusted soldiers (heinrich himmler) go from being a clerk in an agricultural store to being
a man known for the murder of millions  of jews

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Saturday, 02 October 2004 - 7:13 PM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

Do you see the ironies in this there story?  Genghis Khan conquered a majority of a continent where one of the
main industries now is goatherding? Did Nostradamus prophesize all of the assorted varities of jam we now have?
Did Al Capone sell piano boxes for bodies before he needed them himself? In all probability, Goebbels worked
somewhere where Jews were employed. Himmler shoveled shit (ha ha ha) and turned into a prime grade A-1 shit!
Lenin was a lawyer, and therefore changed the law to serve him and not the people. Stalin led the erasure of religion
in Russia that is now only starting to come back. Don't know the family Kray, I must say. Pol Pot led a brutal regime
contradictory to all ideology of his religion. If Gerald Ford was the model, why was his wife the one who turned to
drugs (yeah Betty, we all know you swilled rubbing alcohol!)

And now I bid my fond adieu....


Posted by punksoup at 9:45 AM CDT
Updated: Sunday, 3 October 2004 8:45 AM CDT
Friday, 1 October 2004
My Casuistic Digression
Mood:  smelly
Now Playing: Magnetic Fields-Asleep and Dreaming
Topic: The Pedantic Opus

Blog-O-Lantern

5:41 am and I am just starting to make an entry. That's insane. I usually have 75% of this crap done by now.
I have been trying to grab an awesome picture for today's header but I am slow about these things sometimes
and I lose myself looking at other whatnots. Oh well, I say.

This is by far my favorite month of the year! Yes indeed, this will do it. October. It just sounds nice, the way it
rolls off the tongue and dances about in glib delight...

  • At the turn of the century, cities were overcrowded and Halloween marked the time to let off steam by
    playing practical jokes such as turning over out-houses. By the 1930's things had gotten out of hand and
    serious damage was being done on Halloween. There was a movement to have children go door to door
    and ask for candy as an alternative to vandalism.
  • October has had 31 days since the time of the Roman emperor Augustus.
  • In 1800's people started to have parties. Part of the celebrations included costumes, fortune telling and
    games such as bobbing for apples.
  • Jack-o-lantern aka Ignes fatui. [L. ignis = fire + fatuus = foolish.] So called in allusion to its tendency to
    mislead travelers.] 1. A phosphorescent light that appears, in the night, over marshy ground, supposed
    to be occasioned by the decomposition of animal or vegetable substances, or by some inflammable gas;
    popularly called also Will-with-the-wisp, or Will-o'-the-wisp, and Jack-with-a-lantern, or Jack-o'-lantern.

    • <-- Interesting -->
    ? Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.
    ? A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.
    ? Barbers at one time combined shaving and haircutting with bloodletting and pulling
    teeth. The white stripes on a field of red that spiral down a barber pole represent the
    bandages used in the bloodletting.
    ? Humans are the only animals that copulate face to face.

    I really want this entry to be interactive, but I don't have much to offer at the moment. Perhaps if I sit here for
    a bit longer, something will happen... (moments passing...) yes, it is decided... vocabulary for your response!

    nudements, n. - rules of pornography
    obstilibut, n. - the end of a syringe which points away from the face
    rackle, v. - to grate on one's nerves
    trigatory, adj. - an arrangement of three, ex. He entered into a trigatory relationship.
    yukatory, adj. - relating to things vulgar or disgusting

    Have fun with those. And if for some reason you are unable to post through the "post" link, email your post to me
    instead. I can not say this enough! That is all one must do! You will see your post here like everyone elses!

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    Friday, 01 October 2004 - 8:05 AM CDT
    Name: jfkhaos
    E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

     So I am expanding because I am growing new blood vessels....a likely excuse.

    According to the nudements of the show, the trigatory relationship between Hubert, Marjory, and Salad Fingers
    provided a yukatory display of soot and poo.
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    Friday, 01 October 2004 - 3:05 PM CDT
    Name: the mexican
    E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net
     nice blog. i don't get the nudements though. how can someone  make rules on pornography? but i would get havin
    rules in a trigatory porno. (did i use that right?) bye.
     -from the mexican-
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    Friday, 1 October 2004 - 4:33 PM CDT
    Name: christonaspike
    Home Page:     http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
    E-Mail:     Torirocks@msn.com

    LMAO me, billy, and michael are going to go to the prom being trigatory!! I didn't even know nudements existed,
    weird. I also didn't know you could grate someones nerves.


    Posted by punksoup at 7:30 AM CDT
    Updated: Saturday, 2 October 2004 8:40 AM CDT
    Thursday, 30 September 2004
    Clamor Dust from Hamper Rust
    Mood:  special
    Now Playing: Future Bible Heros-And You Never Knew
    Topic: Soggy Blog Bottom

    Come here, damn you, I want to touch you.

    Good Day, people! It's Thursday. I have some answers from earlier in the week. I will begin
    there and work my way down.

    The one word that can be made from INSATIABLE is BANALITIES.

    Londoner, Bernard Rayner's former profession was A: Pigeon food seller.

    ChristOnASpike knew BANALITIES!! Damn! Right on! And thus I have already defined the word.

    Is that all I have in the "answers" department? I guess so. Now for the really interesting
    part of today's entry.

    The Moon Last Night

    This was so awesome and it was only the second time I have ever seen the
    moon this most peculiar shade of red. I tried to find it on the NASA website
    to no avail. Doesn't anyone takes pictures of the moon any more? This image
    is from November 1993. I do not think the moon has changed in appearance
    in the last 11 years, so it's safe to use. What causes the moon to glow with
    such hue? I am unable to say at this time, but the answer has to be out there
    somewhere. Do you know why? Perhaps you can find out and show us all how
    smart you are! Go forth and return with the answer! We all know you can do it!

    Where does the word, "alcohol" come from?
    Antimony is a mineral common in Egypt and the Middle East. Arabs made a fine black
    powder with the antimony and called it kohl. Daubed on the eyelids, the stain was one
    of the earliest cosmetics. Queen and women of wealth spent fortunes on the finest variety
    of eyeshadow, which they called al-kohl - literally "the powder." Queen Shub-ad of Ur kept
    her al-kohl in a silver box 5,500 years ago. By the early 17th century, western travelers
    used alcohol for "fine powder that stains." Eventually it referred to any substance obtained
    from an essence - and particularly distillation. Thus alcohol of wine meant the "essence of
    wine." Soon it became simply alcohol, causing today's liquid refreshments to bear the name
    of eye shadow used by the beauties of ancient Egypt.

    On a humurous note
    THUMP THUMP, FRANCE 1983
    Bravely extending the limits of cinema pedophelia in the tradition of Lolita, Sundays and
    Cybele, and Beau Pere, director Bertolt Bleu sensitively portrays a young man's tragic
    seduction by a precocious fetus. Their only means of communication being a fetal mon-
    itor at the local hospital, Tammy (the fetus) and Rene gradually come to realize the star-
    crossed futility of their love. The film triumphs through its honesty and delicate handling
    of a touchy subject. Prize for special effects - Black Forest Film Festival.
    -Lewis Burke Frumkes, How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children circa 1983

    Today's blog entry sucks. Watch The Mirror and tell me watch you think.
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    Thursday, 30 September 2004 - 7:36 AM CDT
    Name: jfkhaos
    E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

    First, to address the color of the moon, I found this explanation for all and sundry:

    You have asked a very good question. Yes, on occasions the moon does appear to turn slightly red during a lunar eclipse! On occasions it even is known to turn what is called a "blood red" color.

    The reason for this color is exactly the same reason that we have red sun rises and sun sets on the earth. It is caused by the dust and other pollutions that are in the air of the earth.

    As the sunlight travels through the earth's atmosphere, it picks up a red color from the pollutions and dirt and then the sunlight travels on through the earth's atmosphere and it stops on the surface of the moon during an eclipse! Thus, the red color we have in our sunrises and sunsets in now being projected upon the moons surface! Therefore, the moon will have a red to red brown color.

    The reason it only happens during eclipses is that is the only time that the allignment of the sun, earth, and moon will allow the sunlight to go through the earths atmosphere and to be directly projected upon the moon.

    On other occasions (ie. moon phases), the reflected light from the earth strikes the moon, but that does not give the moon a red color. It must be light that passes through the earths atmosphere and the light must then pass directly to the moon. It can not be reflected light.

    I have observed this change in color on many occasions. It becomes more red in color after eruptions of very large volcanoes on the earth which throw large amounts of smoke and dust into the earths air. There are even some changes in color after large burnings of forests due to large amounts of smoke in the earths air. These events can also make it difficult to observe very faint objects in space such as stars and galaxies.

    That caption under the picture of Pinhead is hilarious!!! LOL!!! That French movie, however, takes the cake...that is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard....but then again, I did see a French movie where this kid's mother died and he and his friends wrapped her in foil (AL LOU MIN E UM) and kept her in the grandfather clock!!!
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    The caption under Pinhead is a quote from the movie Hellraiser.
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    Thursday, 30 September 2004 - 8:25 AM CDT
    Name: murdochson
    E-Mail: murdochson@yahoo.com

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaahahahahahaha


    Posted by punksoup at 6:44 AM CDT
    Updated: Thursday, 30 September 2004 8:40 AM CDT
    Wednesday, 29 September 2004
    The Irremediable Furlough of Petulance
    Mood:  d'oh
    Now Playing: Mychael Danna & Jeff Danna-The Blood of CuChulainn
    Topic: Blog Water Marinade

    And now you will blog my monkey!

    A word to the wise: Don't go looking for a lost cause. More than likely,
    it wants to be lost and will do what it takes to never be found!

    Hump Day? Already? OK, something funny, something that you will take
    with you when you go, from the blog, I mean. Yeah... let's go.

    Biblical Obts:
    Eden: Adam, First Man, Dies
    Adam, or "Man" as he was known by his friends, died Monday night, apparently from the
    effects of a snakebite which he had suffered the previous day in his garden. His age at his
    time of death was undetermined.

    Adam spent the better part of his life in the pursuit of the knowledge of good and evil, which
    eventually acquired. (It is good to love your brother. It is evil to put your brother's head in a
    vice and squeeze it until he apologizes for all the nasty things he has said to you, even though
    he probably deserves it.)

    Adam is probably best remembered as having been the first man. Besides his widow, Eve, he
    is survived by two sons, Cain and Abel.

    One word! Just one because it cracked me up and it's all you need.

    • o?da?lisque (ode-uh-lisk) n. - A concubine or woman slave in a harem.

    Bloody Hell. I made the stupidest movie ever yesterday. It's here, so if you have Windows? MediaPlayer? and sound,
    you can experience the total failure of my first movie. It's lame. But, you may like that. And I forgot to credit the music
    which is "Can't Cheat Karma" by Crass.

    So, Irishly speaking, C?Chulainn (pronounced koo-khullin) is a heroic warrior in Irish mythology. According to the myth,
    the stories about C?chulainn were almost forgotten until a bard named Sechan Torpeist revived them in the 7th century.
    His magical spear was called Gae Bulg.

    According to the Compert Culainn, C?chulainn was born with the name S?tanta, a son of Dechtere and he changed his name
    after accidentally killing the smith, Culann's watchdog with a sliotar. C?chulainn took the dog's place as guard of the pass into
    Ulster -- he became known as the Hound (c?) of Culann.

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    Tuesday, 28 September 2004 - 7:46 AM CDT
    Name: jfkhaos
    E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

    Excellent movie. I laughed . I cried . I felt the pain within and how devastated Lizzie and Dahlia were without the tea so indicative in the title. Well, I suppose there is a good reason for the lack of tea...Lizzie murdered her parents so no tea for her (she deserves her punishment!) and Dahlia can't drink it anyways (it'll all just seep through her severed torso!)

    A note to the webmaster: I appreciate the definition of the word odalisque (c'est francais mais oui) but to post the most well-known odalisque on your board is somewhat disconcerting. Not many people may know this, but Dieter runs the largest odalisque brothel in uptown Toronto, eh? He may be implicated with the High Court for his promiscuous business now, so when charges are filed we know where the fault lies.

    I shall post my tears to your address so you may feel the flow of mine tears, doth thou not see the pain thou mayest causeth?
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    Wednesday, 29 September 2004 - 2:50 PM CDT
    Name: Christonaspike
    Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
    E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

     but what about the blodd of Cuchulainn?

    and now i must play "Adam's Song" in remembrance of Adam (insert Blink-182 here) RIP Adam

    PEACE!!

    Posted by punksoup at 7:54 AM CDT
    Updated: Thursday, 30 September 2004 7:05 AM CDT
    Tuesday, 28 September 2004
    The Obstreperous Violation of Merriment
    Mood:  sharp
    Now Playing: Legendary Pink Dots-Dissonance
    Topic: Enraptured Beef Tallow


    Hellooo. It is rather bloggy in here.

    Whoa, I hardly felt that Monday at all. It didn't even leave a mark. Neato. Here's the deal... three new words, one Mensa challenge, one trivia for fun,
    (although I am not sure if it will be a trivial fact or a trivia question...) and a definition. Your brain needs the nutrition, no worries, mate.

    Vocabulary ~ I don't know how "real" these words are. They are just funny.

    Perhaps you won't be stumped by this MENSA challenge:

    So far as we can determine, only one other word can be made from
    the letters of     INSATIABLE. Find it.

    One trivia question, and it's multiple choice, too.

    One of the trademark professions of old London has gone away -
    Bernard Reyner agreed to retire as the last known practitioner of
    what position?

    A.) Seller of pigeon food in Trafalgar Sqauare
    B.) Top-hatted "Chim-Chiminey Cheroo" chimney sweep
    C.) Lord High Executioner

    And finally, Why We Say It:

    +Adam's Apple +
    Many a man, such as Abraham Lincoln, has had a prominente Adam's apple. Male chauvinism is reponsible for the centuries-old name. Pioneer English
    anatomists were puzzled by the section of cartilage that refused to stay in one spot. Folktales explained that Adam should not have taken the apple from
    Eve in the Garden of Eden. When he yielded to her temptation, a piece of fruit stuck on the way down. Ever since, it has moved when men eat or talk in
    order to warn: "Beware the temptress!"

    In truth, the growth of the visible knot is stimulated by male hormaones. Because women have a small amount of this hormone, they also have a small
    version of the Adam's apple.

    And I Quote,
    "It is better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot."
    ~Anatole France, Revolt of the Angels
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    Tuesday, 28 September 2004 - 7:46 AM CDT
    Name: jfkhaos
    E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

    The cigarette, frequent dort in the eyes of the addicted, creates a state, on some occasions, of euphorius cerenibrium, but at the same time, becomes the posterchild of anphelopsis.

    For the trivia question, I would like to submit "C" as my answer, although the pigeon guy is good as well. I do know, however, that those poor rusty souls (wink wink) were told to shove off of Trafalgar Square as all the pigeon crap (now you know that should be pronounced as a Scot, aye) was creating a smell of soot and poo.

    Lastly, I must be an idiot because I cannot come up with another word that can be created out of the word 'insatiable'. Then again, however, not too many of you out there in blogland respond, so I may come out on top!
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    Name: Christonaspike
    Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
    E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

     Dude, that Monday hit me pretty hard, it scarred me for life :(.

    ahh, and i might give you this link!

    ok, anyways, the vocabuary, i think one day, we should write as if we were writing the Canterbury Tales.

    And by the way, I have no idea what even the definition of those words mean. That's about what i figured for the adam's apple, well atleast the whole thing with adam and that damn apple problem, but didn't know even choked, hahaha.

    BANALITIES

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    Interjection by punksoup

    BANALITIES n. pl. ba?nal?i?ties - The condition or quality of being banal; triviality. Something that is trite, obvious, or predictable; a commonplace.

    And, I have NEVER read the Canterbury Tales, so perhaps I would be lost when you make such a request! LOL!
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    Wednesday, 29 September 2004 - 3:56 PM CDT
    Name: Christonaspike
    Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
    E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

     Canterbury Tales

    1: Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
    2: The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,
    3: And bathed every veyne in swich licour
    4: Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
    5: Whan zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
    6: Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
    7: Tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
    8: Hath in the ram his halve cours yronne,
    9: And smale foweles maken melodye,
    10: That slepen al the nyght with open ye
    11: (so priketh hem nature in hir corages);
    12: Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
    13: And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
    14: To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
    15: And specially from every shires ende
    16: Of engelond to caunterbury they wende,
    17: The hooly blisful martir for to seke,
    18: That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke.


    Posted by punksoup at 6:49 AM CDT
    Updated: Thursday, 30 September 2004 7:07 AM CDT

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