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Three on a Spike
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Thursday, 30 September 2004
Clamor Dust from Hamper Rust
Mood:  special
Now Playing: Future Bible Heros-And You Never Knew
Topic: Soggy Blog Bottom

Come here, damn you, I want to touch you.

Good Day, people! It's Thursday. I have some answers from earlier in the week. I will begin
there and work my way down.

The one word that can be made from INSATIABLE is BANALITIES.

Londoner, Bernard Rayner's former profession was A: Pigeon food seller.

ChristOnASpike knew BANALITIES!! Damn! Right on! And thus I have already defined the word.

Is that all I have in the "answers" department? I guess so. Now for the really interesting
part of today's entry.

The Moon Last Night

This was so awesome and it was only the second time I have ever seen the
moon this most peculiar shade of red. I tried to find it on the NASA website
to no avail. Doesn't anyone takes pictures of the moon any more? This image
is from November 1993. I do not think the moon has changed in appearance
in the last 11 years, so it's safe to use. What causes the moon to glow with
such hue? I am unable to say at this time, but the answer has to be out there
somewhere. Do you know why? Perhaps you can find out and show us all how
smart you are! Go forth and return with the answer! We all know you can do it!

Where does the word, "alcohol" come from?
Antimony is a mineral common in Egypt and the Middle East. Arabs made a fine black
powder with the antimony and called it kohl. Daubed on the eyelids, the stain was one
of the earliest cosmetics. Queen and women of wealth spent fortunes on the finest variety
of eyeshadow, which they called al-kohl - literally "the powder." Queen Shub-ad of Ur kept
her al-kohl in a silver box 5,500 years ago. By the early 17th century, western travelers
used alcohol for "fine powder that stains." Eventually it referred to any substance obtained
from an essence - and particularly distillation. Thus alcohol of wine meant the "essence of
wine." Soon it became simply alcohol, causing today's liquid refreshments to bear the name
of eye shadow used by the beauties of ancient Egypt.

On a humurous note
THUMP THUMP, FRANCE 1983
Bravely extending the limits of cinema pedophelia in the tradition of Lolita, Sundays and
Cybele, and Beau Pere, director Bertolt Bleu sensitively portrays a young man's tragic
seduction by a precocious fetus. Their only means of communication being a fetal mon-
itor at the local hospital, Tammy (the fetus) and Rene gradually come to realize the star-
crossed futility of their love. The film triumphs through its honesty and delicate handling
of a touchy subject. Prize for special effects - Black Forest Film Festival.
-Lewis Burke Frumkes, How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children circa 1983

Today's blog entry sucks. Watch The Mirror and tell me watch you think.
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 - 7:36 AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

First, to address the color of the moon, I found this explanation for all and sundry:

You have asked a very good question. Yes, on occasions the moon does appear to turn slightly red during a lunar eclipse! On occasions it even is known to turn what is called a "blood red" color.

The reason for this color is exactly the same reason that we have red sun rises and sun sets on the earth. It is caused by the dust and other pollutions that are in the air of the earth.

As the sunlight travels through the earth's atmosphere, it picks up a red color from the pollutions and dirt and then the sunlight travels on through the earth's atmosphere and it stops on the surface of the moon during an eclipse! Thus, the red color we have in our sunrises and sunsets in now being projected upon the moons surface! Therefore, the moon will have a red to red brown color.

The reason it only happens during eclipses is that is the only time that the allignment of the sun, earth, and moon will allow the sunlight to go through the earths atmosphere and to be directly projected upon the moon.

On other occasions (ie. moon phases), the reflected light from the earth strikes the moon, but that does not give the moon a red color. It must be light that passes through the earths atmosphere and the light must then pass directly to the moon. It can not be reflected light.

I have observed this change in color on many occasions. It becomes more red in color after eruptions of very large volcanoes on the earth which throw large amounts of smoke and dust into the earths air. There are even some changes in color after large burnings of forests due to large amounts of smoke in the earths air. These events can also make it difficult to observe very faint objects in space such as stars and galaxies.

That caption under the picture of Pinhead is hilarious!!! LOL!!! That French movie, however, takes the cake...that is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard....but then again, I did see a French movie where this kid's mother died and he and his friends wrapped her in foil (AL LOU MIN E UM) and kept her in the grandfather clock!!!
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interjection by punksoup
The caption under Pinhead is a quote from the movie Hellraiser.
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 - 8:25 AM CDT
Name: murdochson
E-Mail: murdochson@yahoo.com

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaahahahahahaha



Posted by punksoup at 6:44 AM CDT
Updated: Thursday, 30 September 2004 8:40 AM CDT
Wednesday, 29 September 2004
The Irremediable Furlough of Petulance
Mood:  d'oh
Now Playing: Mychael Danna & Jeff Danna-The Blood of CuChulainn
Topic: Blog Water Marinade

And now you will blog my monkey!

A word to the wise: Don't go looking for a lost cause. More than likely,
it wants to be lost and will do what it takes to never be found!

Hump Day? Already? OK, something funny, something that you will take
with you when you go, from the blog, I mean. Yeah... let's go.

Biblical Obts:
Eden: Adam, First Man, Dies
Adam, or "Man" as he was known by his friends, died Monday night, apparently from the
effects of a snakebite which he had suffered the previous day in his garden. His age at his
time of death was undetermined.

Adam spent the better part of his life in the pursuit of the knowledge of good and evil, which
eventually acquired. (It is good to love your brother. It is evil to put your brother's head in a
vice and squeeze it until he apologizes for all the nasty things he has said to you, even though
he probably deserves it.)

Adam is probably best remembered as having been the first man. Besides his widow, Eve, he
is survived by two sons, Cain and Abel.

One word! Just one because it cracked me up and it's all you need.

  • o?da?lisque (ode-uh-lisk) n. - A concubine or woman slave in a harem.

Bloody Hell. I made the stupidest movie ever yesterday. It's here, so if you have Windows? MediaPlayer? and sound,
you can experience the total failure of my first movie. It's lame. But, you may like that. And I forgot to credit the music
which is "Can't Cheat Karma" by Crass.

So, Irishly speaking, C?Chulainn (pronounced koo-khullin) is a heroic warrior in Irish mythology. According to the myth,
the stories about C?chulainn were almost forgotten until a bard named Sechan Torpeist revived them in the 7th century.
His magical spear was called Gae Bulg.

According to the Compert Culainn, C?chulainn was born with the name S?tanta, a son of Dechtere and he changed his name
after accidentally killing the smith, Culann's watchdog with a sliotar. C?chulainn took the dog's place as guard of the pass into
Ulster -- he became known as the Hound (c?) of Culann.

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Tuesday, 28 September 2004 - 7:46 AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

Excellent movie. I laughed . I cried . I felt the pain within and how devastated Lizzie and Dahlia were without the tea so indicative in the title. Well, I suppose there is a good reason for the lack of tea...Lizzie murdered her parents so no tea for her (she deserves her punishment!) and Dahlia can't drink it anyways (it'll all just seep through her severed torso!)

A note to the webmaster: I appreciate the definition of the word odalisque (c'est francais mais oui) but to post the most well-known odalisque on your board is somewhat disconcerting. Not many people may know this, but Dieter runs the largest odalisque brothel in uptown Toronto, eh? He may be implicated with the High Court for his promiscuous business now, so when charges are filed we know where the fault lies.

I shall post my tears to your address so you may feel the flow of mine tears, doth thou not see the pain thou mayest causeth?

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Wednesday, 29 September 2004 - 2:50 PM CDT
Name: Christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

but what about the blodd of Cuchulainn?

and now i must play "Adam's Song" in remembrance of Adam (insert Blink-182 here) RIP Adam

PEACE!!


Posted by punksoup at 7:54 AM CDT
Updated: Thursday, 30 September 2004 7:05 AM CDT
Tuesday, 28 September 2004
The Obstreperous Violation of Merriment
Mood:  sharp
Now Playing: Legendary Pink Dots-Dissonance
Topic: Enraptured Beef Tallow


Hellooo. It is rather bloggy in here.

Whoa, I hardly felt that Monday at all. It didn't even leave a mark. Neato. Here's the deal... three new words, one Mensa challenge, one trivia for fun,
(although I am not sure if it will be a trivial fact or a trivia question...) and a definition. Your brain needs the nutrition, no worries, mate.

Vocabulary ~ I don't know how "real" these words are. They are just funny.

Perhaps you won't be stumped by this MENSA challenge:

So far as we can determine, only one other word can be made from
the letters of
INSATIABLE. Find it.

One trivia question, and it's multiple choice, too.

One of the trademark professions of old London has gone away -
Bernard Reyner agreed to retire as the last known practitioner of
what position?

A.) Seller of pigeon food in Trafalgar Sqauare
B.) Top-hatted "Chim-Chiminey Cheroo" chimney sweep
C.) Lord High Executioner

And finally, Why We Say It:

+Adam's Apple +
Many a man, such as Abraham Lincoln, has had a prominente Adam's apple. Male chauvinism is reponsible for the centuries-old name. Pioneer English
anatomists were puzzled by the section of cartilage that refused to stay in one spot. Folktales explained that Adam should not have taken the apple from
Eve in the Garden of Eden. When he yielded to her temptation, a piece of fruit stuck on the way down. Ever since, it has moved when men eat or talk in
order to warn: "Beware the temptress!"

In truth, the growth of the visible knot is stimulated by male hormaones. Because women have a small amount of this hormone, they also have a small
version of the Adam's apple.

And I Quote,
"It is better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot."
~Anatole France, Revolt of the Angels
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Tuesday, 28 September 2004 - 7:46 AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

The cigarette, frequent dort in the eyes of the addicted, creates a state, on some occasions, of euphorius cerenibrium, but at the same time, becomes the posterchild of anphelopsis.

For the trivia question, I would like to submit "C" as my answer, although the pigeon guy is good as well. I do know, however, that those poor rusty souls (wink wink) were told to shove off of Trafalgar Square as all the pigeon crap (now you know that should be pronounced as a Scot, aye) was creating a smell of soot and poo.

Lastly, I must be an idiot because I cannot come up with another word that can be created out of the word 'insatiable'. Then again, however, not too many of you out there in blogland respond, so I may come out on top!
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Name: Christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

Dude, that Monday hit me pretty hard, it scarred me for life :(.

ahh, and i might give you this link!

ok, anyways, the vocabuary, i think one day, we should write as if we were writing the Canterbury Tales.

And by the way, I have no idea what even the definition of those words mean. That's about what i figured for the adam's apple, well atleast the whole thing with adam and that damn apple problem, but didn't know even choked, hahaha.

BANALITIES

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Interjection by punksoup

BANALITIES n. pl. ba?nal?i?ties - The condition or quality of being banal; triviality. Something that is trite, obvious, or predictable; a commonplace.

And, I have NEVER read the Canterbury Tales, so perhaps I would be lost when you make such a request! LOL!
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Wednesday, 29 September 2004 - 3:56 PM CDT
Name: Christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

Canterbury Tales

1: Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
2: The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,
3: And bathed every veyne in swich licour
4: Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
5: Whan zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
6: Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
7: Tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
8: Hath in the ram his halve cours yronne,
9: And smale foweles maken melodye,
10: That slepen al the nyght with open ye
11: (so priketh hem nature in hir corages);
12: Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
13: And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
14: To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
15: And specially from every shires ende
16: Of engelond to caunterbury they wende,
17: The hooly blisful martir for to seke,
18: That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke.



Posted by punksoup at 6:49 AM CDT
Updated: Thursday, 30 September 2004 7:07 AM CDT
Monday, 27 September 2004
Rhymes with Daft
Mood:  spacey
Now Playing: Godspeed You, Black Emperor-Kicking Horse on Broken Hill
Topic: Weebles SHOULD fall down

Show me the blog!

No vocabulary today. Not too much information. I am over processing a lot of you and that just doesn't seem fair, does it?
How about just entertainment? It's Monday, afterall. And who wants to think on a day like today? I can't even come up with
anything that is just running loose somewhere in my brain!!

Urban Legends Lies! "No one knows why" = crock o'shyte.

? A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. False ?
? Ostrich eggs have no yolks, and no one knows why. False ?
? The Great Wall of China is visible from space (and no one knows why, LOL). False?
? Banging your head against a solid wall really hurts, and no one knows why. True and yes, we know why.?


Perhaps one fact:
?Scientists have identified only 4,000 different viruses, a fraction of the estimated 400,000 believed to exist on Earth.?


This is just interesting:
Redheads need 20% more painkillers

A University of Washington in Louisville study reported that natural redheads are more susceptible to pain and need more anesthesia when they go under the knife than do people with other hair colors. This confirms what anesthesiologists have suspected all along - that redheads can be a little harder to put under than others.

Scientists explained that redheads have a "defective receptor" for melanin, a pigment responsible for tanning. This same melanocortin-1 receptor cross-reacts with a related receptor on brain cells that influences pain sensitivity. Ouch!

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Monday, 27 September 2004 - 7:57 AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

HA! How many redheads???? I know one for a fact (and you know who you are) who fits this very description of painkillers and low tanning levels, although her arms aren't as pale as she would like, hair stick em up! Weebles should NOT fall down, and the ostrich yolk information should be put to good use....have the Jackass crew have a hard-boiled ostrich egg eating contest!!!

Posted by punksoup at 7:05 AM CDT
Updated: Monday, 27 September 2004 8:16 AM CDT
Sunday, 26 September 2004
A Volley of Iniquitous Cheer
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: The Glove-Mr. Alphabet Says
Topic: Apple Oaths of Honor

Watch your blog hand!

So, Saturday has been and gone. And with what? Nothing. What have you accomplished this weekend?
No blog entries? Nothing to report? Are you still poking around at your brain trying to figure out what to
respond with? What about the definition for fuck all? That was bloody brilliant, I must say!

Why We Say It

You know those coined phrases we hear & say all the time, but never really knew where it may have come
from? Like phrases, or words, such as "ride shotgun" or "tuxedo," well, here you go. Let's cover a couple and
maybe we'll take on one more each day:

  • Ride Shotgun: Should you ever be asked to ride shotgun on a fund-raising campaign or other enterprise,
    you would be expected to keep your eyes peeled for trouble. That is precisely what the shotgun- toting
    guard did in the Old West. Usually assigned a seat beside the driver, the fellow who rode shotgun paid
    little or no attention to passengers or horses. He stayed busy looking for signs of outlaws and was ready
    just in case. The shotgun rider continues to be a vital member of a team which may face problems
    on the way to a goal.
  • Tuxedo: Among some native Americans, the concept of a round foot such as that of the wolf was ex-
    pressed by sounds that whites (ha ha, whites) rendered as "tuxedo." That, in turn, named a lake not
    far from New York City. When the family of tobacco magnate Pierre Lorillard acquired the region near
    the lake, it became an exclusive residential area. At a famous Tuxedo Lake Party, mens wore a new-
    fangled dress outfit. Almost inevitably, it took the name of the resort that bore the name of a wolf's foot.

I want to see some of those vocabulary words from yesterday in your response! So, don't forget to use your brain!
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Sunday, 26 September 2004 - 9:43 AM CDT
Name: Christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

dude, i have never heard the saying tuxedo o_O , what have i to say........ ok, all I have to say about that is nonono! and Sir!
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Sunday, September 26, 2004 1:37 PM CDT
Name: Taquito
E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net

well ur blog thing was interesting and i had to fasole myself since i thought of myself as a monodigital typist.

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Monday, 27 September 2004 - 7:54 AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

How many times have our children wanted to "ride shotgun" and really played like the part without knowing the monodigital definition provided by their mum?



Posted by punksoup at 8:17 AM CDT
Updated: Monday, 27 September 2004 8:10 AM CDT
Saturday, 25 September 2004
Festive Foils from the Underworld
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: Current93-A Gothic Love Song
Topic: Tragic Reverie

Purple is your blogger!

I had this awesome idea in my head yesterday and it is gone. It had everything to do with this magical little space we call 'blog' or 'blig,' whichever you find more appealing.

I really enjoy reading your entries especially when there are weird vocabulary words to use. They are most entertaining and well worth it. That DOES NOT excuse the rest of you from participating. I do happen to know just how many people are invited to join in this little piece of jen's mind and 98% of you respond with fuck-all when it comes to this. Therefore I would like to take this opportunity to rub it in and say, "fah-getta-bout-it" because I shant stop reminding you DAILY!
    With this I give you new vocabulary for your everyday life:
  • arvine, adj. - dweller of the fields, such as the field mouse, ex. The arvine creature ran hither and yon.
  • bombane, v. - to hurl invective and contumely.
  • cuptone, n. - the sound made by cupping the hand over the ear.
  • devile, v. - to think of as a devil.
  • enfemic, adj. - peculiar to women.
  • fasole, v. - to physically calm or restrain.
  • gorcon, n. - mythological animal with the head of a frog and body of a duck.
  • josan, n. - the fourth primary color, the others being red, yellow, and blue.
  • lolodacity, n. - campaign strategy peculiar to politicians in which they hit far below the belt.
  • monodigital, adj. - the action of one finger, ex. He was a monodigital typist.
  • nonono, adv. - extreme form of the negative, no!
Exitus (A humorous look at the obits, Biblical style!)

Jerusalem: King David Dead
David, former king of Israel, was found dead in the palace late last night. David was much loved and respected by his people, ruling over Israel and Judea for some thirty-three years, before turning over the throne to his son Solomon. A fighter in the mold of Muhammad Ali, David will probably be remembered best for his surprise hand-to-hand combat victory over the Philistine giant Goliath of Gath, during the reign of Saul, and his little victory dance afterward on Goliath's head. Aesthetically inclined, the ex-king spent his last years studying droll limericks with his seraglio.
Finally: What exactly is Stockholm Syndrome?
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Sunday, 26 September 2004 - 9:39 AM CDT
Name: Christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: Torirocks@msn.com

Woman I think all this vocabulary is preparing me for the SATs in two weeks. Michael is an arvine creature who's brother likes to bombane and is a gorcon. I think there is much lolodacity being shown in the current presidential campaign. Stockholm Syndrom - when your feelings it because 6 bottles went down your drain ;)
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Monday, 27 September 2004 - 7:52 AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

The gorcon, enfemic and devile in her thoughts as always, ate the josan arvine field mouse, who had the lolodacity to exclaim "Nonono!" and could not fasole the average voter who came to vote for the Centaur.


Posted by punksoup at 9:48 AM CDT
Updated: Monday, 27 September 2004 8:08 AM CDT
Friday, 24 September 2004
The Idiosyncratic Marmalade Cheese Spread
Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: Future Bible Heros-Viennese Lift
Topic: Fruity Pebble Massacre

Don't make me blog this!

Oh, glorious day to you and yours! I am going to catch you up on the answers to past quizes right here, right now.
    Regarding EHISSTW: WETTISH and WHITEST are the only common English words 90% of Mensans could find.
As you know, that is the only challenge I had for you that required any answer of any sort.

And now for your delight...
...As defined by Humpty Dumpty in "Through The Looking Glass"
  • Brillig means four o'clock in the afternoon -- the time when you begin broiling things for dinner.
  • Slithy means "lithe and slimy."
  • Toves are something like badgers -- they're something like lizards -- and they're something like corkscrews. They are very curious looking creatures which make their nests under sun-dials -- also they live on cheese.
  • To gyre is to go round and round like a gyroscope -- Gyre is an actual word, circa 1566 a circular or spiral motion or form; especially a giant circular oceanic surface current.
  • To gimble is to make holes like a gimlet.
  • The wabe is the grass-plot round a sun-dial. It's called "wabe" -- because it goes a long way before it, and a long way behind it -- and a long way beyond it on each side.
  • Mimsy is "flimsy and miserable".
  • Borogove is a thin shabby-looking bird with its feathers sticking out all round--something like a live mop.
  • Rath is a sort of green pig.
  • Mome is (possibly) short for "from home" -- meaning that the raths had lost their way.
  • Outgribing is something between bellowing and whistling, with a kind of sneeze in the middle.
I am most certain you can slip one of these ingenious words into your reply today!

Fact: From 1958 to 1961, Egypt and Syria were one country called the United Arab Republic.
Fact: We get the abbreviation 'lb.' from the Latin word for pound: "libra."
Fact: Abel Tasman discovered Tasmania, New Zealand and Fiji, but never noticed Australia.

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Thursday, 23 September 2004 - 7:26 AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
Home Page:
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

The blind patrons at this restaurant were dining, unbeknownst to them, on roasted rath and stuffed borogoves.

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Friday, 24 September 2004 - 11:09 AM CDT
Name: christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: torirocks@msn.com


brillig should mean cheap glasses, billig - cheap brille - glasses
if billy was slimmed he would be slithy and mimsy, hehe
The toves always gyre around my room making gimbles in my floor.


Posted by punksoup at 5:42 AM CDT
Updated: Saturday, 25 September 2004 9:52 AM CDT
Thursday, 23 September 2004
Sea Kelp & Dry Ice
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: God Speed You, Black Emperor-Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennaes to Heaven
Topic: Salt Pork on Wry

Stainedglass Nothing
    wry (ri) adj. Dryly humorous, often with a touch of irony.
Happy Autumn.
MENSA: How many common English words can you make from the letters EHISTTW? All letters must be used each time.
So I am feeling totally slow and lethargic this morning, trying my best to come up with something. Anything really. I don't care...

Oh!!! That's right!



Cambridge, MA
I totally knew that! I did, we swears it. But last night we could not remember where the hell Harvard was! DUH! I feel so dumb now.

OK, let's dive into history. This is a section from a book called 'Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges Into History' called Proven Wrong By History: Part III
    BACTERIOLOGY - "Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction." ~ Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at France's Toulouse University, 1872
    SURGERY - "The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon." ~ Sir John Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria, 1873
    EVERYTHING ELSE - "Everything that can be invented has been invented." ~ Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899
One last fact: The first New York to California flight, in 1911, took 49 days.

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Thursday, 23 September 2004 - 7:15 PM CDT
Name: christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: torirocks@msn.com


EHISTTW HMMM
HEWTIST - someone who cuts wood (i guess)
WHITEST - someone who is whiter than everyone else
STEWITH - umm someone making stew (he must stewith the stuffeth in the pot)
TWITESH - having to do with a twit

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Thursday, 23 September 2004 - 7:26 AM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
Home Page:
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com


1) The only word I can think to come up with, using all letters from the combination provided, is wet shit.

2) How can it take 49 days to fly across the country at that time.....where the planes as slow as the cars back then? Geez those people should have taken Greyhound.

Polar bear liver is so high in iron that it can have a toxic effect on human metabolism.

Posted by punksoup at 6:44 AM CDT
Updated: Friday, 24 September 2004 9:57 AM CDT
Wednesday, 22 September 2004
Painfully Aware of the Humor Impared
Mood:  loud
Now Playing: Legendary Pink Dots-Crushed Velvet
Topic: Shower Tag


Can't fight the blog!

I shall begin with the answer to Friday's (the 17th) MENSA question, since only one of you actually answered, cough, cough (losers) cough.

    The most clever (and longest) way to spell SIGH (following the same method as was used for FISH) is SCHEYE: SC as in schism and EYE as in eye. 95% of MENSA members who participated gave this same answer.
    100% of the people who answered here gave PSAYE: PS as in psychic and AYE as in yes. Thank you, you know who you are. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!
+ e n t e r t a i n m e n t +


These are actual foreign signs that were translated into English:
    Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
    Athens hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
    Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
    Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
    Swiss restaurant menu: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 3:10 PM CDT
Name: christonaspike
Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
E-Mail: torirocks@msn.com

haha, the japanese run whore hotels!!


Posted by punksoup at 7:40 AM CDT
Updated: Thursday, 23 September 2004 5:15 AM CDT

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