Mood:
hungryNow Playing: Tear Garden-Valium
Topic: If Wishes Were Horsies
Cross my heart & hope to die,
Bleachy needle in my eye.
October went be sooo fast.
Christmas is coming and Santa is dead. Shit, shit, shit. Jesus is
the reason for the season.
But wasn't Jesus actually born in the spring? The stories all
tell of Him being born in winter, but winter in the western
hemisphere is spring in the east. So, winter in the east is
spring in the west. I will refer to my bible expert, X. Perhaps
you could enlighten us?
? Ruth Ellis was executed
by hanging in 1955; the suspension of capital punishment
throughout England made her the last
woman to be executed by this method. ?
Vernacular Vocabulary
- filemot, adj. - dead-leaf colour; dull brown
- Germanophilia, n. - love or fondness for Germany or the Germans
- hadeharia, n. - constant use of the word “hell”
- imprecate, v. - to call down by prayer; to curse; to invoke evil on
- jumboism, n. - admiration for large things
Wicked Fun
- Online Oija Board (This is not really something you should do)
- Tarot Reading (Whatever)
- Palm Reader (I placed a pack of cigarettes where the palm should go, what a crock!)
So, apparently I do not endorse the above links. To each their own.
? The two robbers crucified next to Jesus were named Dismas and Gestas. ?
That's Messed Up!
- In 1609, a doctor named
Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since
then, there have been
eighty documented cases of this condition. - When Mark Twain was born on
Nov 30, 1835, Halley's comet was visible over Florida,
Missouri. Mark Twain
predicted in 1909 that he would die when it returned. He was right. When he died on April 21, 1910, Halley's
comet was once again visible in the sky. - Murderer John Horwood was
hanged on April 13, 1821. His skin was used to bind a
book describing the dis-
section of his body by surgeon Richard Smith. - In 1980, the Yellow Pages accidentally listed a Texas funeral home under frozen foods.
Our Village Idiot
Speaks Again!!
"The
vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
~George W. Bush
One last funny thing: Stop the Slaughter! Boycott Baby Oil!
Good day to you all. Tomorrow is Halloween!!!
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