Mood:
sillyNow Playing: Death In June-Rose Clouds of Holocaust
Topic: Are you O-fucking-K?
Wish you were here.
Good Hump Day to you and yours!
It is already Oct. 6 and we all know what that means! Just 25
days 'til
Halloween, and my splendid little brown friend had a cool idea to
light the menorah for this occasion, and
let it burn for the next 25 days... but I think he said 15 days.
I say whatever!
? Did you know that the throne of Ethiopia's Menelik II was actually an electric chair imported from the U.S.?
Thank you all so much for your
input for the movie! Now all I need is a title or a plot. I have
a crazy clown
and a girl in a straightjacket. What sort of story might this be
then? And to add Lust (the little red devilynn)
to the story.... I am unable to come to any sort of conclusion at
this time. Perhaps you will enlighten me then,
today.
? Both Hitler and Mussolini were vegetarians.
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Forwards
Four Words
- drisme, adj. - weather which is both dreary and wet (rainy)
- forgue, v. - to gouge or spear with a poisonous instrument
- malactive, adj. - evilly busy, up-to-no-good
- umdrill, n. - state of bewilderment, darkness
Use them wisely today! Use them
in your place of study, work, or what have you. Astonish your
family, amaze your
friends! They will think you've been paying attention to such
things and may hold you in a higher regard!
Now for some famous last words,
the Deathbed Monologues!
? Ludwig van Beethoven
"Friends applaud, the comedy is finished."
? Emily Dickinson "I must go
in, the fog is rising."
? Oscar Wilde "Either that
wallpaper goes, or I do."
? Edgar Allen Poe
"Lord help my poor soul."
? The dot over the lowercase "i" is called a "tittle."
Good Day! Let me be the first to tell you how you smell particularly like fudge today!
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Wednesday, October 6, 2004 9:03 AM
CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com
Lots for me to
reply to today headmistress. Love the song you were
listening to! I did know
about the throne of Menelik II (say that name out
loud..men-uh-lick...eeewww); did you know
that almost 70% of the country's income was used at that
coronation? Killer coronation for a
defunct monarchy! As for the plot of your movie...I think
Sybil in her straitjacket and the clown
(argh I can't remember his name right now) should terrorize a
little girl in her dreams...is that
possible! HA HA HA I know who should get this once they
read it.....evil plots.
I hope Hitler
and Mussolini are forced to eat meat in hell, the
hypocrites....let's protect the animals
but not people.....rubbish.
The movie should
take place on a drisme evening.
I think the LDDs should forgue the little girl in her dreams.
It would be a malactive movie.
The little girl could wake up in a state of umdrill.
I'll tittle your taka with the popov. :)
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punksoup says:
you'll dot my "vodka" with a different brand of vodka? clever.
========================================================Wednesday, October 6, 2004 10:32 PM CDT
Name: taquito
E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net i just got on madam whitey and yes i do so on the way to school was being malactive and i was glad that it was not drisme on the way to school well sorry nothing funny but u look rather spledid this afternoon
adios
-the mexican-
