Mood:
sillyNow Playing: Swans-Like a Drug
Topic: A Gorge of Candy Whistles
Perhaps Looking-glass milk isn't good to drink.
Am I puttering out? It seems like it takes me forever to collect and gather decent content
for my daily entry. And I don't use anything online. No. I don't cheat. I use books and my
? brain. It is a half brain in the morning.
But I shalln't look any further... I have found former jobs of famous (or infamous) people:
10 Former Occupations:
- Genghis Khan: goatherd
- Nostradamus: wrote about jam-making
- Al Capone: used furniture dealer
- Josef Goebbels: accountant
- Heinrich Himmler: clerk in an agricultural fertilizer company
- Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (Lenin): lawyer
- Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili (Joe Stalin): trainee priest
- Ronnie and Reggie Kray: agents for Alvin Stardust
- Saloth Sar (Pol Pot): Buddhist monk
- Us Predsident Gerald R. Ford: Male model
May I add that you look
particularly lovely today? Well, you do. Go look in the mirror
and
you will see what I mean. You just got up, you say? You could
have fooled me. I think you
look marvelous!
It's 9:29 am
here in TX and it is dark. The thunder is a-rollin'. It promises
to be a great day.
The humidity is the only thing that could ruin a day like this.
And it probably wil, being TX &
all. Geez, just another reminder that I so hate this place. Even
the confines of my little world
aren't enough to make me forget that I am where I am... I won't
go on. It is pointless, and
furthermore I can do nothing to change it, so what's the use in
bitching, right?
You've actually made it this
far? Damn. You deserve a prize for that! How about some Chuck
E. Cheese tokens? Or maybe something even more useless like a
feather mop? A mud bucket?
No, I know... how about a 100% cruelty-free tofu flavored
cardboard box for that late morning
snack? The choice is yours, my friend.
Go out and begin your day now
with a nefarious smile lying about your face, you know you're
up to something, like no-good!
Saturday, 02 October 2004 - 6:59 PM CDT
Name: the mexican
E-Mail: taquito3217@sbcglobal.net
how did one of hitlers most trusted soldiers (heinrich himmler) go from being a clerk in an agricultural store to being
a man known for the murder of millions of jews
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Saturday,
02 October 2004 - 7:13 PM CDT
Name: jfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com
Do you see the
ironies in this there story? Genghis Khan conquered a
majority of a continent where one of the
main industries now is goatherding? Did Nostradamus prophesize
all of the assorted varities of jam we now have?
Did Al Capone sell piano boxes for bodies before he needed them
himself? In all probability, Goebbels worked
somewhere where Jews were employed. Himmler shoveled shit (ha ha
ha) and turned into a prime grade A-1 shit!
Lenin was a lawyer, and therefore changed the law to serve him
and not the people. Stalin led the erasure of religion
in Russia that is now only starting to come back. Don't know the
family Kray, I must say. Pol Pot led a brutal regime
contradictory to all ideology of his religion. If Gerald Ford was
the model, why was his wife the one who turned to
drugs (yeah Betty, we all know you swilled rubbing alcohol!)
And now I bid my
fond adieu....
