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Tuesday, 21 September 2004
Shimmering Summit of the So-So
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: The Creatures-Morrina
Topic: Whey and mange

This must be the blindside of the doublewide.

I know it has been difficult for you to post and I am not sure why, but if you still have the same problem, email me with your response and I will post it for you. JUST POST!

COMIC RELIEF FOR THE BLADDER
    Let's say you are at work when you see this daily organ grinder and someone starts dropping words like, cube farm or prairie dogging, would you know what they were talking about? A few new vocabulary words, but there is no need to use them in your post, I am sure they will find their way into your daily grammar!
    CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.
    PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
    ALPHA GEEK - The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.
    SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
And now this from George Carlin:
    The Paradox of Our Time
    The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.
    We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.
    We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too seldom, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
    We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years.
    We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've split the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less.
    We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information to produce more copies than ever, but have less communication.
    These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion; tall men, and short character; steep profits, and shallow relationships. These are the times of world peace, but domestic warfare; more leisure, but less fun; more kinds of food, but less nutrition.
    These are days of two incomes, but more divorce; of fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw away morality, one-night stands, and pills that do everything from cheer to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the show window and nothing in the stockroom.
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    Tuesday, 21 September 2004 6:04 AM CDT

    RE:Shimmering Summit of the So-So
    Name:TR
    E-Mail:

    Mrs. Paquin is a damn Seagull manager.
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    Tuesday, 21 September 2004 - 7:01 AM CDT
    Name: theghostofjfkhaos
    E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

    How appropriate for me! I work in a CUBE FARM where common everyday occurences turn ordinary work into a race of PRAIRIE DOGGING and I, being the ALPHA GEEK that I am on my team, have to constantly worry about the outgoing SEAGULL MANAGER. Ding dong the witch is dead!


Posted by punksoup at 5:45 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 21 September 2004 4:22 PM CDT
Monday, 20 September 2004
Happily Teetering on the Edge of Madness
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: Black Flag-Annihilate
Topic: Exercise your eggs

Ding dong... the blog is dead.
    In response to all you crazy crunchies, I am not really attention needy, you know this. But I want participation, not pre?cip?i?ta?tion (pr-sp-tshn)n.
    1. A hastening or acceleration, especially one that is sudden or unexpected: He is responsible for the precipitation of his own demise.
    2. Meteorology
    Any form of water, such as rain, snow, sleet, or hail, that falls to the earth's surface.

Which brings us to some new words to introduce into our vocabulary. If your brain can handle it, use two or more of these in your post!
    befrought adj. to be overwhelmed mentally.
    copulescence n. the healthy afterglow which attends successful intercourse.
    dipsonate v. to force alcoholic beverages on another person.
    gnord n. large chasm.
    iracent adj. glowing with anger.
    malactice adj. evilly busy, up-to-no-good, ex. the malactive Mrs. Mintz.
That is my challenge for you today. Be creative, make progress.===================================================
    Monday, 20 September 2004 - 8:07 AM CDT
    Name: theghostofjfkhaos
    E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com


    "Iracent and befrought, the young girl, who had an air of unmistakable corpulescence, took refuge in the gnord where the practice of dipsonating was highly valued."
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    Monday, 20 September 2004 3:43 PM CDT
    RE: Happily Teetering on the Edge of Madness
    Name: TR
    E-Mail:

    He was being his malactice self when he decided to depsonate a woman. The next time I saw him I was befrought; his face was covered in copulescence.

    (LMAO that sounds so bad)


Posted by punksoup at 7:08 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 21 September 2004 4:23 PM CDT
Sunday, 19 September 2004
Ruinous Waste in Humanity's Face
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: Swans-Failure
Topic: Life's little cess?pool

Blogging everyday, fool.

Honestly, I don't know where this crap comes from. Humorous, no?

You may be wondering, well, a lot. Maybe, "Why does she do this? I mean, What the hell?" I AM NOT IN NEED OF ATTENTION Look on, look on...


Over and out.
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    Sunday, 19 September 2004 - 7:52 PM CDT
    Name: X
    E-Mail: macrae85@hotmail.com

    Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and more blah. Humorous? NO! An idle mind can think of nothing better to do than WASTE MY TIME with this inane blog! Do I not give you enough attention? Are you suffering from separation anxiety?
    ***kidding***

    I lub you fag.

    I don't like the blood oozing from your nose in these pictures. They gives me nightmares they do.
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    Sunday, 19 September 2004 - 9:00 PM CDT
    Name: tori
    Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
    E-Mail: torirocks@msn.com

    you are too in need of attention!!!


Posted by punksoup at 6:57 PM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 21 September 2004 4:25 PM CDT
Saturday, 18 September 2004
We Are All Star Dust
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: Social Distortion-Pretty in Pink
Topic: Chew before swallowing


I AM YOUR BLOG MASTER

Thus you are all 1 day behind. Sorry, technical difficulties and all. And I asked myself, "Where is my mind?"
and I replied, "Way out in the water, see it swimming?" Right-O.

A new mental challenge, (see 'A test of sorts by me') because that whole ghoti thing got me to thinking yesterday
and there is a band called Ghoti Hook and now I know it is Fish Hook, which by the
way is a Christian band, and they covered a most awesome song originally by the
Pixies! Wow! A productive day it was yesterday.

Some cool crap for you to check out real quick:

Now for the funny...

A nice recipe to encourage brain power!
Barbecued Gifted Child

? dozen gifted children
flour
6 broom handles
Johnson & Johnson marinade

Lightly dust the children in flour and douse with marinade. Attach each child to a broom
handle and proceed to barbecue as you would an ordinary child.

Enjoy



Posted by punksoup at 10:16 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 21 September 2004 4:26 PM CDT
Friday, 17 September 2004
Sea Side Foamy Loving
Mood:  d'oh
Now Playing: Crass-Smother Love
Topic: Topical Island Mist

Today's blog logger

Do you remember Free Form Writer's Block? Well, meet the offspring of said blog. This time it is multi-authored, so all of you can join in and say whatever you like.

Mensa, shall we?

George Bernard Shaw said the 'fish' could be spelled ghoti (gh as in rough, o as in women, and ti as in nation). Can you come up with the longest way of spelling SIGH, following the same idea?
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    Friday, 17 September 2004 - 12:13 PM CDT
    Name: theghostofjfkhaos
    E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com


    ps-aye


Posted by punksoup at 5:46 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 21 September 2004 4:27 PM CDT

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