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Monday, 20 September 2004
Happily Teetering on the Edge of Madness
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: Black Flag-Annihilate
Topic: Exercise your eggs

Ding dong... the blog is dead.
    In response to all you crazy crunchies, I am not really attention needy, you know this. But I want participation, not pre?cip?i?ta?tion (pr-sp-tshn)n.
    1. A hastening or acceleration, especially one that is sudden or unexpected: He is responsible for the precipitation of his own demise.
    2. Meteorology
    Any form of water, such as rain, snow, sleet, or hail, that falls to the earth's surface.

Which brings us to some new words to introduce into our vocabulary. If your brain can handle it, use two or more of these in your post!
    befrought adj. to be overwhelmed mentally.
    copulescence n. the healthy afterglow which attends successful intercourse.
    dipsonate v. to force alcoholic beverages on another person.
    gnord n. large chasm.
    iracent adj. glowing with anger.
    malactice adj. evilly busy, up-to-no-good, ex. the malactive Mrs. Mintz.
That is my challenge for you today. Be creative, make progress.===================================================
    Monday, 20 September 2004 - 8:07 AM CDT
    Name: theghostofjfkhaos
    E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

    "Iracent and befrought, the young girl, who had an air of unmistakable corpulescence, took refuge in the gnord where the practice of dipsonating was highly valued."
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    Monday, 20 September 2004 3:43 PM CDT
    RE: Happily Teetering on the Edge of Madness
    Name: TR
    E-Mail:

    He was being his malactice self when he decided to depsonate a woman. The next time I saw him I was befrought; his face was covered in copulescence.

    (LMAO that sounds so bad)

Posted by punksoup at 7:08 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 21 September 2004 4:23 PM CDT
Sunday, 19 September 2004
Ruinous Waste in Humanity's Face
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: Swans-Failure
Topic: Life's little cess?pool

Blogging everyday, fool.

Honestly, I don't know where this crap comes from. Humorous, no?

You may be wondering, well, a lot. Maybe, "Why does she do this? I mean, What the hell?" I AM NOT IN NEED OF ATTENTION Look on, look on...


Over and out.
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    Sunday, 19 September 2004 - 7:52 PM CDT
    Name: X
    E-Mail: macrae85@hotmail.com

     Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and more blah. Humorous? NO! An idle mind can think of nothing better to do than WASTE MY TIME with this inane blog! Do I not give you enough attention? Are you suffering from separation anxiety?
    ***kidding***

    I lub you fag.

    I don't like the blood oozing from your nose in these pictures. They gives me nightmares they do.
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    Sunday, 19 September 2004 - 9:00 PM CDT
    Name: tori
    Home Page: http://groups.msn.com/TheNeedleInMyEye
    E-Mail: torirocks@msn.com

     you are too in need of attention!!!

Posted by punksoup at 6:57 PM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 21 September 2004 4:25 PM CDT
Saturday, 18 September 2004
We Are All Star Dust
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: Social Distortion-Pretty in Pink
Topic: Chew before swallowing


I AM YOUR BLOG MASTER

Thus you are all 1 day behind. Sorry, technical difficulties and all. And I asked myself, "Where is my mind?"
and I replied, "Way out in the water, see it swimming?" Right-O.

A new mental challenge, (see 'A test of sorts by me') because that whole ghoti thing got me to thinking yesterday
and there is a band called Ghoti Hook and now I know it is Fish Hook, which by the
way is a Christian band, and they covered a most awesome song originally by the
Pixies! Wow! A productive day it was yesterday.

Some cool crap for you to check out real quick:

Now for the funny...

A nice recipe to encourage brain power!
Barbecued Gifted Child

? dozen gifted children
flour
6 broom handles
Johnson & Johnson marinade

Lightly dust the children in flour and douse with marinade. Attach each child to a broom
handle and proceed to barbecue as you would an ordinary child.

Enjoy


Posted by punksoup at 10:16 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 21 September 2004 4:26 PM CDT
Friday, 17 September 2004
Sea Side Foamy Loving
Mood:  d'oh
Now Playing: Crass-Smother Love
Topic: Topical Island Mist

Today's blog logger

Do you remember Free Form Writer's Block? Well, meet the offspring of said blog. This time it is multi-authored, so all of you can join in and say whatever you like.

Mensa, shall we?

George Bernard Shaw said the 'fish' could be spelled ghoti (gh as in rough, o as in women, and ti as in nation). Can you come up with the longest way of spelling SIGH, following the same idea?
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    Friday, 17 September 2004 - 12:13 PM CDT
    Name: theghostofjfkhaos
    E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com

    ps-aye

Posted by punksoup at 5:46 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 21 September 2004 4:27 PM CDT

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