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This must be the blindside of the doublewide.
I know it has been difficult for you to post and I am not sure why, but if you still have the same problem, email me with your response and I will post it for you. JUST POST!
COMIC RELIEF FOR THE BLADDER
- Let's say you are at work when you see this daily organ grinder and someone starts dropping words like, cube farm or prairie dogging, would you know what they were talking about? A few new vocabulary words, but there is no need to use them in your post, I am sure they will find their way into your daily grammar!
- CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.
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PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
- ALPHA GEEK - The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.
- SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.
We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too seldom, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years.
We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've split the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less.
We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information to produce more copies than ever, but have less communication.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion; tall men, and short character; steep profits, and shallow relationships. These are the times of world peace, but domestic warfare; more leisure, but less fun; more kinds of food, but less nutrition.
These are days of two incomes, but more divorce; of fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw away morality, one-night stands, and pills that do everything from cheer to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the show window and nothing in the stockroom.
- Tuesday, 21 September 2004
6:04 AM CDT
RE:Shimmering Summit of the So-So
Name:TR
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Mrs. Paquin is a damn Seagull manager.
- Tuesday, 21 September 2004 - 7:01 AM CDT
Name: theghostofjfkhaos
E-Mail: theghostofjfkhaos@hotmail.com
How appropriate for me! I work in a CUBE FARM where common everyday occurences turn ordinary work into a race of PRAIRIE DOGGING and I, being the ALPHA GEEK that I am on my team, have to constantly worry about the outgoing SEAGULL MANAGER. Ding dong the witch is dead!
Posted by punksoup
at 5:45 AM CDT
Updated: Tuesday, 21 September 2004 4:22 PM CDT